If it's crap ... We'll tell you
I'm gonna say this pure and simple. I love movies.......but it cost more than a dime to get in to them lately. With myself being in college, looking for work all the time with no such luck, stuff that needs to be fixed and have the displeasure of having little money, I barely have time to go to the theatre. But I have seen movies either on DVD/Blu-ray/Downloadable Media or streaming.
But the movies I have seen this year, I am going to say my thoughts about most of the movies of 2011....so far.
It can get funny at some parts but most of the time, you'll think of Seth Rogen as a douche in the movie. Still, this is not that bad of a flick. Spill Rating: Low Matinee My Rating: 6.5/10
If Natalie Portman asked me to be her sex buddy, I wouldn't complain about it. It's a nice concept but it still follows that romantic comedy route and I think the same might go to Friends With Benefits, but I'll see for myself. Otherwise, it's an inbetween film. Spill Rating: High Rental/Borderline Matinee My Rating: 6/10
It's strange and surreal and enjoyable. It's not the average family film with worthless pop culture references. As a matter of fact, it felt like it wasn't suitable for young kids but I did enjoy the movie. Spill Rating: Low Full Price My Rating: 8/10
I really thought I would like this film, I had some medium-to-high expectations about this from the trailers. But damn, that was a bad movie. First, it's an asylum. No, wait, an dancehall. Fighting dragons, samurais, nazis, WWI or WWII planes or whatever. This movie fucked with my mind and not in a good way and to end it, never be fooled by sexy girls in cosplay. Spill Rating: Some 'ol Bullshit My Rating: 2.5/10
This made feel better after Sucker Punch. This movie is excellent. No, really, see the movie. The acting, the delicately-paced action sequences and The Chemical Brothers score equals good quality. Spill Rating: High Full Price My Rating: 9.5/10
Dick jokes, dick jokes, It's a bunch of dick jokes, Dick jokes, dick jokes, You'll get sick of this. Spill Rating: Low Rental My Rating: 4.5/10
It has a better plot than any of the sequels. There wasn't any ridiculously illogical scenes like the cave chase in the 4th one. The Rock vs. Vin Diesel showdown was handle well but still, it wasn't anything mind-blowing. Spill Rating: Solid Matinee My Rating: 7.5/10
It's not better than Iron Man 1 nor Iron Man 2 and yes, I liked Iron Man 2. I still would see it. Spill Rating: Solid Matinee My Rating: 8/10
Genndy Tartakovsky may have designed the cool animated opening sequence but this movie is very.........LAME!!!!! Spill Rating: High Some 'Ol Bullshit (Borderline Rental) My Rating: 3.5/10
Easily one of the best movies of 2011, an alien invasion movie that's not in the same tradition as E.T. or Battle Los Angeles and Moses (John Boyega) is one of my favorite characters. Spill Rating: BETTER THAN SEX!! My Rating: 10/10
and Zookeeper, the less I say about that, the better. It was a FUCK YOU!!!! 1/10
and that is all.
I will plan to see some more movies in the near future, but go close it out, here are movies that I'm not planning to see nor do I not care about it or wait 'til it comes on TV:
The Dilemma, The Rite, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, Big Mommas 3, I Am Number 4, Beastly, Mars Needs Moms (or Cash), Red Riding Hood, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, Madea's something I don't care, Water for Elephants, Prom, Something Borrowed, Final Destination 5, Shark Night 3D, Apollo 18, Conan '11 & Spy Kids 4.
Now I'm finished until the next entry.
and also, what movie did you like so far?
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I'm MAK2.0 aka HybridMedia, bringing all the elements in one format.
The Green Hornet, Priest, Attack The Block (US Distribution) - Sony Pictures Distribution
No Strings Attached, Rango - Paramount Pictures
Thor - MVL Film License/Paramount Pictures (Walt Disney Pictures)
Hanna - Focus Features
Your Highness, Fast Five - Universal Pictures
Sucker Punch - Warner Bros. Pictures