If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Oh 2009 & 2010 are great years for movies and bad years. I love movies and hate them.
Example Love, Inception, Watchmen, & District 9
Example Hate: Transformers 2, The Last Airbender & Old Dogs
This blog post is to give out movies in the past years of 09 & out current 10. These are movies that I'm give love (Better Than Sex!) or hate (F**k You)
So let's begin with random movie number 1 is.........................................
The most upsetting movie Ive ever seen. When I see a movie poster with BRUCE WILLIS & TRACY MORGAN, I think this could be a fun buddy cop movie. BOY I was wrong. This movie was sooo unfunny. Pretty much the only chuckles I had were the scenes with Sean William Scott. That's it. This movie is just a big piece of crap. But it's not a F**k You. I'm just gonna go ahead and give it Some Ol Bullsh*t!
People are gonna hate me for loving this movie. People have just told me crap about this but I saw this opening day with some of my friends and we had a great time watching this movie. It was really really fun. I mean just like the action scenes are done very well. I really didn't see a HUGE problem with this movie. To me, I can watch this again, and probably have fun with it. Maybe cause I really enjoy seeing Jeffery Dean Morgan and Chris Evans do work. I don't know why, they both are just really talented. I give this a good Matinee
Quentin Tarantino is the greatest film maker EVER, let's get that out of the way. I mean come on, Reservoir Dogs, easily his best. Pulp Fiction, another classic and my 2nd favorite film ever, The Kill Bill Movies, Fun as hell!! And then Here's the Basterds!!! I first saw this trailer and was really psyched!!! When I saw the movie, I really was into it. I loved everyone's performance in the movie. The dialog was just fantastic. And pretty much it's another Tarantino classic, only problem is, it is the HARDEST TARANTINO FILM TO WATCH, but I already knew it was gonna be really long, throughout the movie I was already thinking this was a Full Price, but once I hit the end, I said "Fuck This, BETTER THAN SEX!"
The first time I saw this movie, I hated it. I don't know why, maybe because the hype was "OH MY GOD KICK ASS!!! YEAH I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK!!!!" That's what annoyed the crap out of me. But I saw it again this morning, and shockingly, I really had a shit load of fun with it!!!! This is easily the greatest Nicolas Cage's BEST MOVIE IN A LOOOONNNNGGG TIME!!! I hate the fuck out of him sometimes, but Big Daddy was just one of the greatest characters Ive seen in a movie. Hit Girl was also great but I give more credit to Big Daddy! The first was a Bulsh*t but the 2nd time it had to be a FULL PRICE!!!
The Last Airbender
F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE
Once AgainF**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K THIS MOVIE, F**K THIS MOVIE F**K
I love this movie..........alot. Like number three in my all time favorites right behind Pulp Fiction! To me it was really unappreciated. I know alot of people who hate this movie because of the run time and not enough action, but I didn't give a fuck of what people think of this movie. I really really enjoyed it!! Jackie Earle Haley's performance of Rorschach was just amazing!!! It reminded me of Heath Ledger's Joker. I don't know why. Patrick Wilson was perfect for Nite Owl. But the one who really shined was Jeffery Dean Morgan as Edward Blake aka The Comedian! It had a MINOR problem but its no biggie. BETTER THAN FUCKING SEX!!!
This movie is the one movie Ive have seen alot in theaters. 5 times to be exact. Yes, I SAW AVATAR 5 TIMES IN THEATERS! WHY? Cause I really enjoyed it. I mean, it's nowhere near my favorite movies of all time list, but I had a lot of fun all 5 times I saw it! The last 30 minute action sequence is what made me love the movie a lot more! The love scene is the only time Ive ever said, "that was beautiful!" I give this a very very good FULL PRICE!!! Will I be seeing the re-release. Only if I'm bored.
This movie was very suicidal. You know the grade, I should not even have to type it.
I have alot of friends that LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie. When I saw it, I just thought it was VERY VERY VERY VERY ok. Not good, not great, just ok. The main positive thing I can say is Robert Downey Jr.'s performance of Holmes. I actually thought he was snubbed! I give this movie a Rental! But just because it wasn't all my type.
I Love You, Man
I really love this movie. It just has everything I want in a comedy. Especially the Rush scene. This was just a great guy movie and women probably won't like this one cause women don't like Hot Tub Time Machine, and I know alot more guy friends that like both of these. Not an all timer but I do give it a BETTER THAN SEX!!!
Get Him To The Greek
Love this movie. Maybe just because I love random shit in movies like this movie. The songs in the movie got stuck in my head for a long time. P. Diddy owns everything in this movie. I cannot say "Don't go see this" because you have to. So far the funniest film of 2010. Then it goes Hot Tub Time Machine. So I give this a FULL PRICE!!!
more to come