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10 Things That Could Ruin The Austin Spill Party

UPDATE: Due to the fact that I attended the Spill Comic-Con party, I will not be going to the Austin party. That being said, the Comic-Con party was a fucking blast! Korey, Cyrus and Leon are three of the coolest and nicest guys I have ever met and it was a real pleasure getting to know them and everybody else who came. Thanks for the good time, guys.
Btw, hands off my mom, Korey! LOL

I'm looking forward to the party as much as the next person, but my inner pessimist just won't go away and I just can't help but think of things that could go wrong. Honestly, what if something happens to make the Spill party suck? Here's what I came up with, in no particular order.

1. A fight breaks out between Korey and a Spill member.
2. A Spill member gets food poisoning and has to be rushed to the hospital.
3. Korey sleeps with a Spill member.
4. Things get crazy and we're kicked out of the Alamo Draft house.
5. A never ending nerd argument occurs between Carlyle and a Spill member.
6. Everyone beats up Leon for spoiling so many damn movies.
7. Instead of the real Spill Crew, we're greeted by men in mascot-style costumes who don't talk. (Like at Disneyland)
8. Zilker Park Clubhouse ends up being closed due to a break-in the night before.
9. The equipment fails during the live Let's Do This broadcast.
10. Co-Host goes crazy and kills everybody.

Well, that's all the bad things I could think of. Hopefully, none of these things will happen and we'll have the coolest Spill party ever. See you there.

(Special thanks to Hexx for giving me some great ideas.)

Tags: alamo, austin, comic-con, costumes, diego, mascot, party, san, spill, zilker

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Comment by Santos on July 30, 2009 at 6:03pm: In regards to #7, can you imagine what it would have been like if were treated to that at the Comic-Con party? LOL.

Comment by Fungusmonkey on July 28, 2009 at 10:28am: THIS:
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Comment by Santos on July 28, 2009 at 2:42am: Wow, #7 is pretty popular. Now watch someone here actually make a costume. LOL.

Comment by KrissKross on July 27, 2009 at 9:13pm: number 7 is hilarious

Comment by Lee Jankowski on July 27, 2009 at 7:33pm: Hahaha I think a number 7 has a high chance of happening or just a few impersonators... Good Post mate good post...

Comment by KeithG on July 27, 2009 at 5:59pm: I like number seven. Disneyland style characters with big oversized cartoon heads.

Comment by GorTheMovieGod on July 27, 2009 at 5:31pm: Number 10 will happen

Comment by Idrake76 on July 27, 2009 at 2:37pm: #7 would be amazing!

Comment by Rod Whiteteeth on July 27, 2009 at 11:44am: The three things that Leon says will happen: Number 5 happens every time Carlyle goes anywhere. Number 3 is a certainty if any attractive female Spill member shows up and Number 1 generally happens right after Number 3.

Comment by Rod Whiteteeth on July 27, 2009 at 11:40am: Number 7 is right on! Remember when you were a kid and your parents told you they were taking you to see the Incredible Hulk? You show up and here comes some dude in a cheesy Incredible Hulk costume that doesn't talk but poses for photos! That's not the Incredible Hulk!