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by Victor Vinoda
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You're an idiot, sir. How can you judge how well a movie services a point, or is ultimately pointless, if you were asleep through the fucking thing? Just because a movie doesn't interest you doesn't mean it has nothing of interest. Proper, objective criticism is not based on your short attention span.
I fell asleep after 10 minutes of nothing but boring lines delivered nonchalantly between actors on screen. The music did nothing for me.
The story... uhh... well, I was so out of it bored that I awoke some time after 30 minutes of nothing happening, that I did not seem to miss much. The horrible hair extensions, lackluster uselessness of Channing Tatum's character, and conceitedness of Catherine Zeta Jones in that tight hair bun and black rimmed glasses... it made no sense and was boring, tedious, and pointless.
In the end, I awoke and sauntered out into the real world with not even the energy to pleasantly ask for my money back.
Dumb, boring, and pointless.
Where's corey and co host?
Ugh, please kill the auto-playing trailers!
Glad to hear Brian back on the reviews!
It's not Catherine Zeta Jones' fault that she looks bad. It seems a lot of makeup artists have not adapted to digital. Bad makeup is a pretty common problem these days.
Spoilers: Any movie that makes Catherine Zeta Jones and Rooney Mara make out with each other is a Full Price in my book. I never knew who Rooney Mara was before this but DAMN shes a beautiful person.
A pun sandwich must be dark meat on white bread
I haven't seen this yet but still, there's a reason I think Rooney Mara did so well. In a recent interview, she said she interviewed depressed people and a bunch of stuff. She really did her homework. That and she's just a good actress.
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