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by Brandon Blaze
Tags: Alexander Skarsgård, Battleship, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Rihanna, Taylor Kitsch, audio, review, spill, spill.com
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This can't beat TF2 and 3 for worst film ever, i give it a low rental, it's stupid as hell, and full of holes like a block of cheese, but their's something about it that's not aweful or offensive, well maybe offensive to your mind b/c it's ridiculous. I feel bad for Peter Berg and Liam Neeson, for being involved with this dreck though.
They clearly missed the part where the US doesn't use battleships in the 21st Century.
one point of "fact". From F2ck up to Navy Lt. took 6 years. The story open in 2006... and the movie was very bad
I did a facepalm during this when they got the old sailers - all 10 of them, to start up the battleship, get it all working, then sail off and fight the aliens. (Usual crew size was 1500-2000 men).
I was like, wtf? I know the film was supposed to be stupid, but shit - this brought it down to a whole new level.
@Herman Now I want to see a Jenga movie. It might actually be worth the humor.
I think I prefer Stealth to Battleship. Some action that I actually liked in Battleship, like two scenes but overall some ol' bullshit.
Stealth I actually enjoyed for the action scenes.
That Jenga idea had me laughing for days.
What do you expect from a movie "staring" Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna, and Brooklyn Decker?
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