
Well, I shouldn’t have joked so much about only being given the arty highbrow stuff to review because just guess what was waiting in my inbox the next time I looked?
Plastic Man.
Yep.
Plastic Man had his own animated series back in the late seventies and early eighties. And, no, there’s no reason you should know this. The only reason I knew it was because I was 8 years old when the damn show came out and would have watched anything even vaguely resembling a superhero on TV (which is pretty much a fair description of what the
Plastic Man cartoon was).
In fact, let’s be totally honest, the only reason this thing is out at all is that the major companies are cranking out nearly every available thing in their catalogs before everyone makes the switch to blu-ray or direct download. Because, trust me, even nostalgia obsessed guys like me, who can barely get out of bed in the morning without remembering how much easier it was to get out of bed in the seventies, were clamoring for this. Hell, not even the
Plastic Man fan was clamoring for it. You know? That ONE guy?

"Plastic Man: The Complete Collection" is actually a bit misleading as titles go as this collection only represents the original few seasons of
"The Plastic Man Comedy/Adventure Show" and mercifully spares the world the abominations of
Baby Plas (I swear to
FSM the animators of the mid 1980s would make a baby out of ANYTHING. I’m surprised they never made baby versions of the naked chicks from
"Heavy Metal") and the
Plastic Family that haunted the last few seasons.
The show, produced by
Ruby-Spears (the same folks that produced
"Thundarr the Barbarian"), basically follows the same
Hanna-Barbera/Filmation mold as the
"Super-Friends":
Plas and his team, bombshell
Penny and sidekick
Hula-Hula (because he’s Hawaiian!) are dispatched by
The Chief to fight a monster of the week.
Penny provides the love interest and damsel in distress duties.
Hula (who inexplicably sounds like
Lou Costello of
Abbott & Costello fame
) provides comic relief and bad luck foibles.
Plas saves the day. The Villain (often voiced by
Daws Butler or
Don Messick) complains about pesky kids, uhh... I mean, complains about a meddlesome third-string DC comics character. Public rejoices. What can I say? We just weren’t all that sophisticated in the seventies. No doubt because we had not discovered the Internets.

The only real bright and creative spots on this are the brief retrospective featurette featuring a wealth of talented folk such as
Andrea Romano,
Mark Evanier,
Tom Kenny and
Andy Suriano discussing the history of
Plas and his comic book and TV incarnations. All parties involved pay plenty of well-deserved homage to
Plas’ creator and still to this day best artist,
Jack Cole. The brightest spot in this whole package though (and that’s damning it with faint praise) is the never before aired
Plastic Man conceived and created by
Tom “Spongebob” Kenny and
Andy Suriano. Based heavily on
Kyle Baker’s surreal cartoony take on
Plas, the pilot is clever, hilarious and delightful to behold. So of course it never had a chance. This package is probably your only chance to own that goodness.
Which doesn’t quite make up for six plus hours of mediocre animation and repetitive story lines. No matter how many things
Plas turns into, the humor and storytelling of the show is never allowed to rise above a seven-year old level. I can’t really see that anybody but a
Plastic Man completist (there’s gotta be one out there somewhere) is really gonna appreciate this disk very much.
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Plastic Man: The Complete Collection
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