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Originailty is for Suckers! Here's More Than 50 Movie Remakes Currently in the Works.

Oh, don't make that face. Enough with the sighing and groaning! The only reason Hollywood keeps remaking classic movies is because YOU keep paying to see them. Is it not enough for you to watch these classics on DVD and enjoy them as they are?
Create Your Own!

Here's a list of 50+(!!) remakes currently in some stage of production. Some are just strongly rumored while others are wrapped and in the can:

Arthur
with Russell Brand replacing Dudley Moore

They Live
The Crazies
Romancing The Stone
The Incredible Shrinking Man

starring Eddie Murphy

The Illustrated Man
When Worlds Collide

directed by Stephen (G.I. Joe) Sommers
Fantastic Voyage
Back To School

Cedric The Entertainer replacing Rodney Dangerfield

Meatballs
Metropolis
The Dirty Dozen
13

starring Jason Statham, Ray Winstone, Ray Liotta and Mickey Rourke
Conan
Brett Ratner directing
Clash Of The Titans
Akira
The Karate Kid

Will Smith’s son, Jaden Smith replacing Ralph Macchio
Death Wish
Sylvester Stallone no longer attached
Footloose
High School Musical’s Zac Efron to replace Kevin Bacon
The Taking Of Pelham 123
starring Denzel Washington and John Travolta
State Of Play
The Last House On The Left
Fame
Red Dawn
Short Circuit
The Thing
The Birds

director Martin Campbell with Naomi Watts and George Clooney
Hellraiser
Poltergeist
Oldboy

director Steven Spielberg with Will Smith
Westworld
36
Logan’s Run
Child’s Play
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Flash Gordon
Rosemary’s Baby

produced by Michael Bay
The Jetsons
Starfighter

with original 'The Last Starfighter' director Nick Castle
Forbidden Planet
script by J. Michael Stracyznski.
Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
Near Dark
Barbarella

Rose McGowan to replace Jane Fonda
Red Sonja
Rose McGowan again

Last Tango In Paris
Angel Heart
The Host

produced by Gore Verbinski
High and Low
My Fair Lady
Rashomon

set in modern day America
All Of Me
Steve Martin again with Queen Latifah to replace Lily Tomlin

10
Captain Blood
Highlander
Brighton Rock

...that's not even counting the new Star Trek movie coming out this year. But don't feel bad if you end up missing any of these because I guarantee they'll remake them again in 15- 20 years.

In Hollywood EVERYDAY IS GROUNDHOG'S DAY!


...Which, thankfully isn't on the list.


...yet.












...Alright. Alright. I threw one in there to see if you guys were paying attention.
"13" is actually a French film, 13 Tzameti

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Comment by michelle on August 28, 2009 at 11:06pm
why does Hollywood have to do remakes can't they just find writers who have ideas of their own and not care about the money. It really makes me mad that they are touching classic movies just to get money. First of all no one should remake any of Alfred Hitchcock movies because he is a great director and they are classics. Second i can't believe that they will remake Rocky Horror Picture show, that movie is a cult classic with a huge fan base and if they touch it, it will not be the same and also my blood boils at the thought of the remake. They tried to do a squeal to Rocky horror but that failed and they should learn from their mistakes. Third why touch Rosemary’s Baby which is a good movie for the times that it was out, it will not have the same effect on people as it did when it can out. its going to be just another old demonic baby things that it way over done these days. Barbarella i will have to see when it comes out but i own the original and its good, if they make a new one it has to have lost of naked shots to be any thing like the old one. it just makes me sick to hear and see the movies that are going to be remake. leave the classic alone!!!!!!!!!
Comment by MasterOfPointillism on February 15, 2009 at 1:48am
Captain Blood?! I'm still waiting for Captain Alatriste to get to America. In fact I seem to do a lot of waiting, like waiting for someone to actually make a decent sequel to Highlander .......
Comment by MasterOfPointillism on February 15, 2009 at 1:37am
I'm still looking forward to "Let The Right One In" to come out ...
Comment by Jacob_Stone on February 10, 2009 at 11:56pm
yea some of these might work, but most of them sound like a trainwreck..most notably anything with Steve Martin and Back to School with Cedric is sadder than a funeral.

Oh and let's not forget about the Karate Kid which most likely will be PG and targeted towards children, sigh.
Comment by Nick on February 10, 2009 at 5:26pm
Back To School
Cedric The Entertainer replacing Rodney Dangerfield

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK
Comment by DanJH on February 10, 2009 at 3:27pm
"Noone here can't sat they didnt like 3:10 to yuma."

triple negative o__O wtf *brain fizzles*
Comment by Russ Shanks` on February 10, 2009 at 6:08am
i think another Conan story is a good look
Comment by Bloodedge on February 9, 2009 at 11:11pm
How the fuck do you remake Thirteen(The movie with Nikki Reed) Its not even 10 years old. There's nothing to remake. Its going to get soo badly they'll probably start remaking movies less than 3 years old.
Comment by Hgreen on February 9, 2009 at 9:05pm
Really they're redoing the dirty dozen? That can't be good
Comment by michael genereux on February 9, 2009 at 6:28pm
i think i'll go to the bargin bin and get all of these cheep now before thay be come ''classic"

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