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That Guy Jv posted a statusIt really is a shame that 'The Expendables' didn't live up to expectations, especially with so many beloved action stars under one roof. When we heard that even more action heroes were going to be crammed into the sequel, including larger roles for those who only provided cameos in the first one, we allowed ourselves to hope that 'Expendables 2' would be better. Today, the first full trailer for the film has landed. It paints a picture of a big, dumb, flashy, explosion fest peppered by unbearable puns and one-liners. AND I LOVED EVERY GODDAMNED SECOND OF IT! This looks exactly like the type of movie that would've had a ten-year-old me bouncing off the walls. As long as everything that happens in the trailer actually happens in the film, I will be happy. Take a look at the trailer below and let us know what you think.
'The Expendables 2' hits theaters August 17th
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Comment by FurryHat on May 4, 2012 at 3:22pm Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
Comment by Moriel on May 4, 2012 at 12:06pm That was so cheesy it gave me a boner!
Comment by Bagheadman on May 4, 2012 at 11:52am OK, this is rated R. It's not PG-13. Why can't check these things?
Comment by The Fridge Raider on May 4, 2012 at 8:23am Why don't they just put aliens in this movie and change the title to "Gears Of War"?
Comment by Lord Barnaby on May 4, 2012 at 5:20am It put a smile on my face
Comment by Cjail on May 4, 2012 at 4:58am I am sure that at some point a Chinese girl will come out saying "you are not expendable Rambo".
Comment by J Rod on May 4, 2012 at 1:45am UUUUUGH! Such a waste of awesome this looks like. All these heavyhitters in the service of something that looks like SOME. OL. BULL SHITE!
Comment by MavenCree on May 4, 2012 at 12:22am Man, the Hemsworth brothers are busy this year...
Aside from Liam, Terry Crews and Jason Statham... everyone else just looks tired. So very tired. (And Bruce Willis, I guess, but Bruce is doing a kind of Dick Clark thing - his face hasn't really changed that much at all over the years.)
Ben-gay would've been wise to sponsor this film.
wilis and Arnold were in a freaking smart car. wrong on so many levels.
Comment by BLAM! on May 3, 2012 at 10:41pm Now what if Clint Eastwood showed up in this?
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