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Comment by Tika Putri on October 14, 2009 at 11:16am

I'm impressed, maybe this script has some good points? Really nice to see where this movie is going. Always love Batman movies. I laughed when Bruce said, "All of them". Hack the internet? Nice.

Tika Putri

Comment by Buzzzzz on September 30, 2009 at 2:17am

Thanks so much for this. It really made my day. I've been feeling down about my own screenwriting problems. This faux Michael Bay script really put things in perspective. So funny... BTW, I'm in the minority who thought Transformers 2 was really kind of brilliant. They really nail it in the IO9 review: http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie

Comment by jacjass on September 23, 2009 at 3:10pm

You’re finally ready to write that screenplay. All the necessary software has been purchased — you’ve got help formatting, developing story arcs, naming characters, and giving them snappy dialogue. Good to go. But wait . . . what do you press to make your screenplay read exactly like one of director Michael Bay’s high-flying, hypercharged, explosive summer blockbusters? (Don’t bother looking for an F16 key.)

The folks at Spill have concocted a hilarious reimagining of this summer’s monster hit as only Bay (Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Bad Boys) would have done it. You know The Dark Knight — it’s the superhero movie blessed with both critical affection and mass audience devotion. It takes only until page 3 in Bay’s version for a badass montage to kick in, set to the tune of AC/DC’s “Back in Black.” Awesome. Reading this just raises a question: What would Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan do with Bay’s Transformers franchise? (beat) No, seriously. That would be awesome.
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Comment by Michael Cadenas on July 26, 2009 at 9:00pm

Sounds like a 300-style Batman. With rock music, and explosions and slow motion. This is a Fuck You!

Comment by Darthnazgul on July 25, 2009 at 4:36am

Some ol' Bullshit. I know some friends that are very anti-Michael Bay, they'll love this.

Comment by Punkout16 on July 20, 2009 at 2:13am

this is some ol bull shit

Comment by The Terminator on July 6, 2009 at 12:15am

if you take a look at all Micheal Bay's movies you see shots of pentagon in every single shot

Comment by sneakymonkey on July 5, 2009 at 10:10pm

i would not be surprised if micheal bay actually wrote this script

Comment by sneakymonkey on July 5, 2009 at 9:55pm

that is the shittiest script ever

Comment by Rizal Arie on July 2, 2009 at 11:38am

very cool information. something that can be very important in the post. thank you for the information.
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