Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

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Comment by Art Vandelay on July 2, 2008 at 7:18pm

HOORAY! Batmans gonna hack ALL the internets!!

Comment by ghostwriter on July 2, 2008 at 7:03pm

This has got to be a joke like Carlyle says...I mean this is so bad it's not even good! This smells so bad it never even made it past the front door of WB, let alone to some poor saps desk to be read in a slush pile!

Comment by Wayne on July 2, 2008 at 7:02pm

Michael Bay does suck, though. A script like that is VERY believable!

Comment by NPChung on July 2, 2008 at 6:47pm

"We hack the internet"
"Hack the internet?"
"Yes, hack the internet"
"No one's ever hacked the internet before"
"Where there's a first time for everything"
"OK I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?"
"All of them"

I just fainted after seeing that.

Comment by Coleman McClung on July 2, 2008 at 6:21pm

Haha, that was hilarious. I was dying when they kept cutting to exterior shots of the pentagon in the middle of the same scene. Nice find, too bad its a joke. You'd be surprised if you saw some big name director's (who aren't writers) earlier production scripts.

Comment by PenguinNinja on July 2, 2008 at 6:12pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm a writer (not professionally... but good enough :P) and I declare this is total and utter CRAP!

Still funny though. XD

Comment by PoopaPapaSanta on July 2, 2008 at 5:48pm

Comment by Devin on July 2, 2008 at 5:16pm

Wow. This almost had me convinced.

Comment by Rusty Shackelford on July 2, 2008 at 5:10pm

AWESOME, I WANT TO SEE IT DONE, It cant be anything worse then Joel

Comment by Bando on July 2, 2008 at 4:50pm

i love the cover page!, name dropping himself like seven times

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