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Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script (Parody)

(I can't believe I need to tell you dudes this but:)

In case there is anybody out there who did not know this, this script is a parody.

par·o·dy:
1. a literary work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect

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Apparently, Michael Bay wrote an unsolicited script for The Dark Knight that was ultimately rejected by Warner Bros. Though this is the first I’ve heard of it, I have the exclusive leaked images to back it up.

Here are some choice excerpts.

Cover page:


Page 1-3:


Page 28:


Page 71-72:


Page 112:


A part of me would really, really like to see this made.

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Comment by Reuel Gomez on June 24, 2012 at 10:16am

Michael Bay doesn't write his own scripts.

Comment by MATTAYLOR on May 30, 2012 at 4:18am

Great parody Jared, the script seems straigth out of a Hollywood blockbuster-- why don't you try your luck there?

Its a popular theme nowadays--lol

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Comment by Chubby Buns on March 10, 2012 at 7:04pm

That is to good.

Comment by Trouble Maker on November 30, 2011 at 1:48am

If you liked this script, you'll LOVE "A VERY Michael Bay Hollywood Christmas!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGOXgwWQyU

Bringing "beautiful violence" to the delight of his teenage-boy (of all ages) audience, Michael Bay directs his own Christmas Display in a heart warming, heart pounding, visual feast that might actually cause some males to climax.

Comment by Chaos Jumper on August 3, 2011 at 5:36pm
I there a way we can virtually burn it for our own pleasure :D?
Comment by Tyler Hudson on June 13, 2011 at 5:50am

hahahahhaha. Hey man, guess what? Your a link on tvtropes.org!

Cool huh?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NerdsAreSexy

Comment by Rob Wilson on February 22, 2011 at 3:26pm
i LOVE .... L-O-V-E that people think this is real.

says something.... something about Bay? Something about damn kids these days? I don't know... but it says something.
Comment by RepoMan5000 on February 22, 2011 at 7:24am
This manages to be uncanny, hilarious, and terrifying all at the same time.
Comment by Jeremy Straughn on October 27, 2010 at 6:09pm
Seriously funny stuff man, I love Michael Bay, but his stuff gets way to over the top at times, this parody is spot on my friend. Lol make it longer if you can, I'd love to read more!
Comment by Alex Kramer on August 18, 2010 at 10:46pm
Awesome

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