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Halle Berry's silver tongue

Halle Berry was forced to apologize after making an anti-Semitic joke on The Tonight Show.

She was showing Jay Leno and the audience distorted pictures of herself and held up the first photo saying, "Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!" It was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, 'I'm glad you said that and not me." When the show aired, they cut out her 'Jewish' comment and added a laugh track to the bit.

"I so didn't mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did.I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said of the big-nose picture, 'That could be your Jewish cousin!' And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn't mean to offend anybody. I didn't. I didn't mean any harm."

Didn't mean to offend anybody? Gimme a break. What other race of people is known for having big noses, huh?

Hmmn...Oh yeah...

...BLACK PEOPLE!!!!
Enough already with all the apologizing for everything and everybody getting offended over nothing! What's so friggin' awful about having a big nose, anyway? What happened to the age old custom of insulting people back? Playing the Dozens?

Did you you know that Halle Berry is half Black and half POLISH? How about next time instead of getting all offended you say:

"Hey Halle, Why don't polish women use vibrators? It chips their teeth. Oh!"

*sniff* "That's not funny."

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Comment by Typicalexbf on October 29, 2007 at 11:18am: She had a nosejob? Please don't tell me that. I don't even want to look, I would feel insulted.

I guess I can understand the outrage to an extent, not everyone is 'race joke' friendly. You have to STILL walk on eggshells nowadays, even in the 20th century

Comment by bsista on October 27, 2007 at 10:02am: Bein a sista, you best leave dem white women alone, have you learned nothing from a OJ?
Oh and the Black penis thing is kinda true, but it depends on who it fits. No brothas are not all gifted, some need to work on that foreplay thing, remember to women, its the mind, then the body. Oh and I have thin lips, but all lips feel good when they're kissing you!
BTW, Halle had a nose job, go to awfulplasticsurgery.com her's is listed under the good plastic surgery.

Comment by corey vire on October 25, 2007 at 3:39am: keep believing that the second one is a myth. mwahahaha!!!! because it is true that we are...gifted.
now. where all the white women at?

Comment by AngeloC on October 24, 2007 at 10:54pm: lol I am sorry leon but with cyrus's picture I think the second myth is true.

Comment by Cyrus on October 24, 2007 at 10:55am

Comment by corey vire on October 24, 2007 at 2:50am: aahhhh. hahhahhaha.

Comment by Leon on October 24, 2007 at 1:04am: That's just a myth that Black men having big penises.

...like the myth about us having big lips.

Comment by corey vire on October 24, 2007 at 12:39am: jews have big noses???? I never noticed. I'm to busy admiring my enormous Black penis.

Comment by Jeff Dixon on October 24, 2007 at 12:24am: I never understood why the Rutger's basketball team acted like victims. I mean, this is the haido that insulted them.

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