This movie is off the hook. That's right it's so good it makes me bring up bad krakalakin lingo boy.
This movie is about 1.8 million aliens called Prawns in a slum that are going to be evicted and put in concentration camps, but then the dumb ass mother shut yo mouth we follow… Continue
All right this year sucks I've only seen two movie this year the pixar movie UP and Star Trek
there is jack shit out. You may say but what about Transformers 2. Then I say blow it out your ass.Star Trek was the exception to this summer of shit. Last year we had Iron Man, The Dark Knight,… Continue
Yes I'm ready for another review and this time there's a two drink minimum and a three tooth maximum. I'm here to review the cinematic contributions of Larry the Cable Guy. First: Health Inspector
Larry is a health inspector ( no surprise there) with the tri-city cook… Continue
starring Tom Cruise as a retarded Nazi. In 1944 the last assassination attempt on Hitler was made. The movie follows the renegades plan to blow up Hitler, initiate operation Valkyrie, then seize Nazi Germany and make a truce with the allies( that's the USA, Great Britain and Russia for… Continue
This movie sucked I was bored the whole time. I hated the plot and I did not want to see anal rape by a hillbilly. For a classic this a piece of shit. However the Banjo kid is awesome so just watch that then turn it off. some ol' bulls**t
a little treat
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Street Kings is all about Reeves sucking at being a cop. I dosed of a few times since there weren't any tits but the over all story is made up for by that awesome end I liked this movie enough to keep it around just so I can say I h… Continue
I watched 30 days of night all the way through finally and was very impressed. The basic plot is that vampires kill all the people in an Alaskan town that has thirty days till the sun comes out. This was cool these vamps are smart, but their smart like a monkey not Einstein. They use people like decoys to draw out others. this is filled with tension and gore. Damn that's some awesome gore. The end is just great it is so cool, but I won't ruin it for anyone. I give this a strong full price.
Just… Continue
I'm getting some bargain DVDs now so expect some reviews from older movie
First cloverfield. This movie pissed me off Everyone went to see the monster and all you get is some glimpses until the end no problem with that but let me know the fuckin' ending. the "shaky" cam pissed me off. I could care less about the characters. And wost of all they never explain anything. I know you might say but it's meant to keep you guessing well that's fine but at the end give me some god damn closure. I want to… Continue
just watched this and I got to say it was really good the end did throw you for a loop but this is definitely King work. the first half is the best. this is a rental only because when you can see the end result you don't have to waist time. Continue
OK just saw this yesterday and finally got to this review. The plot is basically that hellboy has to stop this elf from destroying Santa's workshop and save Christmas. If you believe this you are the weakest link suck it. The real s… Continue
OK just finished up watching them so here are my reviews for 28 days later 28 weeks later and Dawn of the Dead. 28 days later is about the outbreak of the rage virus and the story about Jim. Mainland Britain is nothing but infected and a handful of survivors, about 1000 left by my estimation. The camera work often makes you wonder whats going on, plenty of gore but the ending seems hollow however if you can get the alternate endings you see that was the right choice. overall it's full price go o… Continue
ok short and to the point. The fight scenes were bad ass, the abomination looked cool, in between the fight scenes put you to sleep. you don't get to see Liv Tylers tits :-(, but you stay entertained the entire time over all Full Price Continue
I saw Iron Man on Friday night but, I did one better than the spill crew. I saw this at the Palladium in San Antonio. This is a Movie theater disigned JUST for IMAX. So really really big explosions. this movie had everything an Iron Man fan could want. I don't want to give to much away so I'm keeping it brief. The first time you see the mark II is when you just go DAMMMMMNN. when there is no fighting the movie keeps everything light by putting in suttle puns to having stark get flipped into a wa… Continue
In my best of '07 movie I made a great error. No where in the list did I put the best western since the good the bad and the ugly. 3:10 to Yuma was the best film this year in the catagories of western, action,drama, and historical fiction. I can't belive I was that stupid Continue
It's taken awhile but I've finally got to it
10. ghost rider kick ass effects
9.superbad I am McLovin
8. 30 days of night Like co-host said NO GOD
7. nightmare before Christmas 3D Three words this is Halloween
6. underdog it was cute c'mon
5. spider-man 3 It was awesome don't give me any crap about it
4.beowulf cool Grendel, awesome dragon, special effects kicked my ass
3.300 a real battle made into a fantsy I was PISSED!!! but for a movie it was awesome!!!!!!
2. The Simpsons movie. 1 w… Continue
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