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Worst Movie Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time is running out to vote for which movie sucks the most!!!! hurry to my profile to vote for you least favorite!!!!! Continue

Added by The Authority on June 21, 2009 at 5:03pm — 4 Comments

Day in review, January 20th 2009

Well it seems a fellow named Barack Obama was swarn in to something... I don't know what. I think he is some sort of deity to the country (according to this picture). http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A8/10/A8100D-md.jpg I know what your thinking (becuase I am god) "this has nothing to do with movies,"you will say. Well, then cry me fucking river I don't care; I am an expert on the subject of barak obama! Clearly you are amazed! Continue

Added by The Authority on January 20, 2009 at 6:30pm — No Comments

My top 5 movies of 2008!

You've all been waiting for this I know it! Well here it if finally! Number 5. Never Back Down

If you took fight club and added depth to the character's you'd have never back down! Number. 4 Alien versus predator requim

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Added by The Authority on January 11, 2009 at 6:30pm — 4 Comments

The Happening DVD review! (if you don't check out this post you will die in seven days!)

How many ways can I say brilliant? M. Knight does it again! After his smash hit with lady in the water I didn't think he could pull off another PERFECT film such as this one! This movie is about some sort of occurrence in which people stop dead in their tracks and start spouting beautifully artistic soliloquies before taking their own life,all against their own will. The film begins with one of these elegantly crafted sequences followed by a short educational scene,and then descends into extreme… Continue

Added by The Authority on October 8, 2008 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments

The Authority Movie Crucifixion Volume 1: A.M.C. volume 1

Today I will Crucify Pulp Fiction! What a load of BullSH*T Quentin Tarantino Can't tell a coherent story for his MOTHER F*CKING LIFE! This movie is nothing more than a giant MOTHER F*CKING mountain of MOTHER F*CKING product placement and MOTHER F*CKING pop culture! This movie's fruitless attempt at gritty realism comes across as Childish,making characters swear every other F*CKING word! (just as I did) Maybe if I were in charge it would be half way decent!

Verdict: this is a… Continue

Added by The Authority on September 1, 2008 at 2:30pm — No Comments

Disaster movie review

What words can I use to describe Disaster movie... Sh*t,Evil, or Fuck You? No, when I watch this Film I think Comedy tour de force! God is this movie great.The pure geniuse at work in this film is unfathomable. This movie is a story of friendship and love. As if that wasn't enough they manage to make clever and suddle social satire! There are pitch perfect acting on all fronts,but one performance stands out ,Crista Flanagan the brilliant young actress who plays a very controversial role as the p… Continue

Added by The Authority on August 31, 2008 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Dark Knight Review (the correct one)

The Dark knight is a Cinematic abortion! It ran two and a half hours too long! Heath Ledger is a horrific actor ; All Ledger does the entire movie is act like the pretty boy,and skip around (on stilts) awkwardly dispensing puns in a garish costume that makes queen amidala (of one of the best movies ever made) look subtle! The Action Sequences are dark and incredibly difficult to see; often times a fight or chase will stop just for batman and the joker to make small talk about they're day. The f… Continue

Added by The Authority on August 31, 2008 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

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