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Sacha Baron Cohen To Play Lead in Steven Spielberg Film
Sacha Baron Cohen has had a whirlwind ride lately. From star of an under-watched HBO series to A-lister film star in the blink of an… Continue
Bizarre New Casting News on Star Trek
Star Trek.
Did you think I'd forgot?
Who do you think you're talking to?
(and the by the way, you should probably stop talking out loud to your computer. Even now your mom is calling a therapist)
Does it tell you too much about me that I'm more excited about this than I am about The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull and Cloverfield put together? Wait...somebody act a little surprised, please?… Continue
Did you think I'd forgot?
Who do you think you're talking to?
(and the by the way, you should probably stop talking out loud to your computer. Even now your mom is calling a therapist)
Does it tell you too much about me that I'm more excited about this than I am about The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull and Cloverfield put together? Wait...somebody act a little surprised, please?… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 31, 2007 at 12:12pm — 8 Comments
Dune Gets ANOTHER Remake, This Time by....
Dune.
There have been multiple attempts to get it right.
They failed.
David Lynch of all people tried. His attempt, while entertaining as a Lynch film, is an abysmal telling of Frank Herbert's… Continue
There have been multiple attempts to get it right.
They failed.
David Lynch of all people tried. His attempt, while entertaining as a Lynch film, is an abysmal telling of Frank Herbert's… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 29, 2007 at 7:58pm — 14 Comments
Universal's List of Upcoming Films with a Special Cyrus Focus on the Geek Stuff
Universal Pictures has presented us with a preview of their 2008 lineup and I gotta tell ya...things look pretty dismal for geeks. Slim pickins...indeed.
In the non-nerd field, you've got George Clooney directing himself (which so far has proven to be a… Continue
In the non-nerd field, you've got George Clooney directing himself (which so far has proven to be a… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 28, 2007 at 5:21pm — 4 Comments
The Cohen Brothers Fufill A Cyrus Dream and Go Italian
Despite some amount of bickering within the Spill crew, I think at least three of us can agree that despite it's problems at the finish line, No Country for Old Men was still one of the better pictures of the year. This comes as no surprise as A-It's by the Cohen Brothers who, from a critical point of view, have made very… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 27, 2007 at 6:28pm — 10 Comments
Borat and Ali G---Rest in Peace
Added by Cyrus on December 27, 2007 at 3:39pm — 8 Comments
Stop Whining and Start Watching...Cyrus Lays it Out for Ya
Ladies and Gentlemen (and assorted races of interstellar hunters),
Welcome to the absolute stoppage of news that is Christmas time.
Normally it's not quite THIS bad, but with the writers strike and the upcoming screen actors guild strike...well...you get nothing.
Unlike many, I cannot bring myself to criticize the writers and actors because 'oh noes, I don't get mah new showz!'
You see, maybe you're not aware that there have been… Continue
Welcome to the absolute stoppage of news that is Christmas time.
Normally it's not quite THIS bad, but with the writers strike and the upcoming screen actors guild strike...well...you get nothing.
Unlike many, I cannot bring myself to criticize the writers and actors because 'oh noes, I don't get mah new showz!'
You see, maybe you're not aware that there have been… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 26, 2007 at 7:21pm — 4 Comments
Stan Lee Allows Rape of Every Last Marvel Character
Stan Lee, who if you don't know is essentially the Walt Disney of Marvel Comics minus the cutesiness and the anti-communist mania. Miraculously, the 85 year old man-child still tenaciously clings onto life. One might think that his assumable limited mobility restricts him to just his cameos in pretty much every Marvel film that gets released. Stan gets up to a lot more in his platinum years than just mugging for the cameras.
POW… Continue
POW… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 26, 2007 at 5:18pm — 14 Comments
Sam Raimi Gets Behind the Camera on "Drag Me to Hell"...Next Up, the Disney Ride of Evil Dead 2
Sure, sure Sam Raimi may indeed be the director set to make The Hobbit...Variety certainly seems to think so...but for once this week I'm not going to talk about the Lord of the Rings prequel (which almost certainly will be the first film in Spill history to be Better than Sex..unless you count American Gangster, lolCarlyle). I'm actually mildly interested in this announcement about Raimi's next film, a… Continue
Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Sitting in a Tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
You've got to hand it to Jim Carrey. He's a man who hasn't always taken the easy path. While his man-child comedies like Liar Liar and Dumb and Dumber may not have been major hits with the critics, his rubber-man facial contortions and wild gesticulations have won him the heart of more than one heart-lander.
Jim hasn't been one to stay on the obvious road. While this strategy has paid off for only a few of the comedians who have attempted it, things… Continue
Jim hasn't been one to stay on the obvious road. While this strategy has paid off for only a few of the comedians who have attempted it, things… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 20, 2007 at 12:56am — 10 Comments
Peter Jackson Not to Direct The Hobbit After All and Yet, the World Doesn't Actually Explode
Perhaps I jumped the gun a bit yesterday as I bounced off the virtual walls ranting happily about Peter Jackson and The Hobbit. Yes, he and partner Fran Walsh will be Executive Producers on the film (and its sequel which will bridge the gap between The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring) but no commitments have been made as far as their being directly involved in the writing or in Jackson taking the director reins.
Jackson's manager… Continue
Jackson's manager… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 20, 2007 at 12:27am — 4 Comments
Seriously, This is The Most Amazing and Anticipated Movie Announcement of the Year!
This is officially the news I have been waiting for. At this point, I could get kicked in the nads and I'd still have a big s%$t-eating smile on my face. I don't want to misspeak any of the words in this press release I just got sent so for once, I'm just gonna paste the entirety of the thing in here:
ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER PETER JACKSON ANDContinueNEW LINE CINEMA JOIN WITH…
Added by Cyrus on December 18, 2007 at 12:30pm — 10 Comments
The Kung Fu Hustle Kid...It Has to Happen or We are All Doomed
There were some rumors flying around for awhile there that Jackie Chan had some interest in playing Mr Miyagi in a remake of the classic underdog movie, The Karate Kid. This turned out to be untrue, but may have been a misunderstanding of the truth. It's master funny man Stephen Chow who is talking about directing and starring in a remake of the film.
While I have fond memories of the original… Continue
While I have fond memories of the original… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 17, 2007 at 5:52pm — 7 Comments
John Travolta Getting Replaced By the Anti-Funny
When I think about Fox's upcoming (assuming it ever actually happens) cinematic version of the beloved 80's night time soap opera Dallas, I get a little gaggy. Never actually a fan of the original series or anything really that promotes people wearing business suits AND cowboy hats at the same time, I can't imagine this has much to offer me.
Originally the studio was making the film into a 65 million dollar drama, but thankfully they got talked out of that… Continue
Originally the studio was making the film into a 65 million dollar drama, but thankfully they got talked out of that… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 17, 2007 at 5:34pm — 10 Comments
The Trailer for The Greatest Movie in History...
...or the one for the biggest disappointment of my lifetime. Other than that whole 'shouldn't I have had sex by now' thing. Watch it and rejoice...…
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Added by Cyrus on December 15, 2007 at 4:26pm — 10 Comments
THE Trailer you have been waiting for...
Ok, it's on a cell phone video so the quality is...quality is not a word I would use to describe this, BUT you can more or less tell what's going on and it's for
THE DARK FRAKKING KNIGHT...
Ok, I'm a little excited...
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THE DARK FRAKKING KNIGHT...
Ok, I'm a little excited...
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Added by Cyrus on December 15, 2007 at 7:22am — 9 Comments
Really, Really, Really Cool Zombie Movie News
I'm sure if Korey had a spare moment in his day between organizing the site, animating the reviews, keeping the rest of the Spill crew from revolting and breaking down the gates of his lair on Skull Island, and sexually pleasing the more avid female fans of the site, he would have posted this story. As it is, since no Spill groupies are exactly lining up to perform lewd and lascivious acts upon the noble, humble, and selfless… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 14, 2007 at 7:47pm — 12 Comments
Jeff Bridges Talks Tron 2.0...Nostalgia is Back, Baby!
My love for the 1982 Disney film Tron reveals two telling things about me.
#1 - I'm a movie geek. Duh.
#2 - I was and am a video game geek.
Unfortunately, I can't afford to be all up on the latest gaming these days so I just talk friends into letting me come over to play Rock Band or Bioshock at their fancy-shmancy, afforded by having a real job, next gen video system havin' homes.
I'm not one of those 'oh… Continue
#1 - I'm a movie geek. Duh.
#2 - I was and am a video game geek.
Unfortunately, I can't afford to be all up on the latest gaming these days so I just talk friends into letting me come over to play Rock Band or Bioshock at their fancy-shmancy, afforded by having a real job, next gen video system havin' homes.
I'm not one of those 'oh… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 13, 2007 at 1:55pm — 8 Comments
The Golden Globes and What I Think...Because You Like Me, You Really Like Me!
For whatever it's worth, the Golden Globe nominations came out this morning. I know that for most of you, these award ceremonies mean about as much as a sandwich does to Keira Knightley, but I have a different view of them. See, my friends and I all make our picks...and then it's a DRINKING GAME! Drink a shot for everyone you get right (or if your liver has reached a… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 13, 2007 at 10:57am — 6 Comments
Quentin Tarantino Brings Us "Hell Ride"
A Quentin Tarantino produced film called Hell Ride is scheduled to premiere next month at Sundance. It sounds like the a tribute to the c-grade biker movies of yesteryear and probably was originally planned to be part of the Grindhouse series (until it bombed like Britney at the VMAs).
The film is written, directed and stars Larry Bishop (an actor known primarily only by bad movie… Continue
The film is written, directed and stars Larry Bishop (an actor known primarily only by bad movie… Continue
Added by Cyrus on December 12, 2007 at 3:46pm — 5 Comments
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