If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Oh no....the smoke machine...it isn't working. DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU WORK. Oh well, I got six more in the back. Just gonna haul one of these out. What? My graveyard has GOT to have fog! But until some unsuspecting tykes looking for treats show up, I'm gonna dole out some more of these Halloween new releases...
Sorry there was a break there between reviews...I had to go buy front door candy. Not that I originally planned to, it just all came crashing down on me....HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST OVER....it's not fair. So, suffice it to say, my front door is now all crazy Halloweened out...not that I expect any of the parents in the neighborhood to send their kids over to the old haunted Cyrus place....there are those he say he only comes out at night to watch eeeeeevil movies, before he…Continue
Candy, oh shit, did you get candy? What if all those little tykes come to your door expecting a treat and are met with only silence? Or even worse, with apples?!?! Dammit, man, get yer ass to the store and buy some decent candy, like Reeses or something, and stat. While you're out, might as well head over to the video store and decide what you're gonna submit yourself to as you wait for midget monsters to make their appearances at your…Continue
So you've already partied it up with the buddies this past weekend and are feeling it today at work/school. It looks like since the holiday falls on a Monday this year, you'll just be staying home and handing out candy. And you'll probably sit on the couch and....OH CRAP! YOU TOTALLY HAVEN'T PICKED OUT A MOVIE!
This is not a decision to be taken lightly. This is the most important horror movie decision you make all year…Continue
It's no wonder that this Congolese movie (yes, even the Congo is churning out cinematic content now) not only pretty much swept the African Film Awards this year, but is steadily gaining attention here as well. It's…Continue
I gotta tell ya, if you only are going to watch one movie about an evil, murderous, mutated head whose telepathically linked twin brother carries around in a basket while trying to enter the dating scene, it really…Continue
JACKIE BROWN (Blu-Ray)...Guest Review by LEON
Back when Quentin Tarantino was a ‘real’ director, he didn’t follow up his second try, "Pulp Fiction" (one of…Continue
PULP FICTION (Blu-Ray)....Special Guest Review by LEON
Seriously, if you need a plot synopsis of "Pulp Fiction" or have to ask, “What makes this movie so great?”,…Continue
Did you remember that 1997's sci-fi horror film "Mimic" was a Guillermo del Toro movie? I always forget. It didn't exactly blow us out of our seats when we saw it (as "The Reel Deal", for all you…Continue
Now that's one fucking funny night, right there. I mean, I'm not sure that any of these fucking Paramount comedies really required a HD transfer, per…Continue
There's no question that Carrie Fisher had a hard time of it after Star Wars. Her life was a parade of bad decisions and drug /alcohol abuse. Fisher's form of…Continue
Swedish director Lasse Hallström has come a long way since directing, um, as near as I can tell, EVERY ABBA music video. Rather than jail him for this offense, Ol'…Continue
Even though I've always been a huge fan of "The Three Musketeers", for some reason, I've never gotten around to any version of author Alexander Dumas' OTHER most famous…Continue
Note to self: don't trust the judgment of the "Paranoia Film Festival" that gave this 2009 ghost horror "Best Film". Unless its only competition were locally made commercials…Continue
It's almost impossible to have been watching the Starz channel's show "Camelot" that aired last season and NOT compare it to HBO's "Game of…Continue
Even after our one-off Bonus LEOG episode filled with audio reviews of new releases, I'm still significantly behind. Thanks a lot Fantastic Fest! (it was worth it)
So, let's just get some of these (relatively) recent releases out of the way quick and clean, shall we?