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Cyrus's Blog – June 2009 Archive (12)

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Reluctantly Remembering the 80's: Jason Reviews "Kickboxer" on Blu-Ray



I know everybody is all excited by how much they loved Jean Claude Van Damme's recent comeback film JCVD, but ask yourself this...was he really that memorable to begin with? Having always heard that "Kickboxer" was one of his better films, combined with Jason's bizarre affection for all things silly in the 80's, I thought this was a…
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Added by Cyrus on June 30, 2009 at 4:03pm — 12 Comments

Jason is THE Guy to Review "Friday the 13th-Killer Cut" Blu-Ray



...And it all comes down to this. (Our) Jason has been there for us all along. He's reviewed Friday the 13th chapters 1, 2, 3, 4,…
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Added by Cyrus on June 26, 2009 at 1:28pm — 14 Comments

Cyrus Presents Jason (Our Jason That Is) Carving Out Reviews for "Friday the 13th 5 and 6"

As promised, here's Jason with two more Friday the 13th re-releases. While I can't agree with him that the sixth film is the last worth watching (part seven is probably my favorite of the series and ten is a riot) you probably shouldn't listen to me anyway. Jason is hard to question on a few things and his encyclopedic knowledge and love of slasher films is one of them. Check it…
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Added by Cyrus on June 23, 2009 at 3:21am — 10 Comments

Cyrus Ponders The Futility of it All Along With Kenneth Branagh's "Wallander"



The Swedish have their own master detective, their Sherlock Holmes or Hercules Poirot. He’s rather depressed right now though and perhaps a bit drunk so he’s not available for interviews. The character is named Kurt Wallander and he comes from a series of novels and story collections by Swedish crime author Henning Mankell. A major hit in Europe, the 12 book… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 23, 2009 at 2:45am — 4 Comments

Cyrus is Heartbroken to Say Goodbye in "The Shield Season Seven: The Final Act"



You know, even without shows like “The Shield” I have a hard time trusting police officers to always do the right thing. I was released from jury duty once because I was a little too convincing with the other prospective members, when I argued that your average human being doesn’t become overwhelmed with a sense of honor, duty, and all that is good when a badge is pinned on him. I love… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 23, 2009 at 2:14am — 12 Comments

Cyrus Presents Jason reviewing Jason in "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter" DVD



Nothing like the big smile you see on Jason's face when you hand him a whole stack of re-released Friday the 13th movies. Almost makes up for all the other crap I make him review. Probably not quite. Here's the first of a couple F13 reviews from …
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Added by Cyrus on June 22, 2009 at 4:00pm — 6 Comments

Cyrus Presents Jason Wishing "The Devil's Tomb" Had Stayed Buried



You can't blame me, this looked like it had an outside chance of being one of those 'finds'. It happens. This many stars in a film like this (even mediocre stars) and you assume something has to be up. Unfortunately, the only thing that seems to be happening here is that someone has cracked the Uwe Boll casting code, a level of dark magic I thought too dangerous to the…
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Added by Cyrus on June 8, 2009 at 8:38pm — 13 Comments

Cyrus Rages Fondly About "Falling Down" Blu-Ray



Have you ever gotten so fed up, so inundated with the daily bullshit that you wanted to pick up a baseball bat and start kneecapping some deserving folks? I know I have. My girlfriend has a combination lock on the garden shed just in case that day when enough is enough for Cyrus ever comes. In the 1993 film “Falling Down”,… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 5, 2009 at 7:56pm — 25 Comments

Cyrus Remembers Fondly Arnold of the Past in the "Schwarzenegger Collection" DVD set



DVD is still here, still good, and there’s never been a better time to NOT be upgrading to the new tech. Why? Because the studios are dumping all their product out on DVD in inexpensive (comparatively) fashion and putting out all kinds of box sets totally worth your time. Exhibit A, for your perusal, I present the new Schwarzenegger DVD set from Lionsgate. As opposed to the last time they pooped out one of these, trying to get a… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 4, 2009 at 10:26pm — 26 Comments

Cyrus is Ready to Sign a Deal for More After Watching "Reaper: Season Two" on DVD



You ever have those TV shows that you know are merely okay and yet you can’t stop watching them? That’s more or less how I felt at first about the show “Reaper” on the C-dub. It certainly had one hell of a strong pilot, which was directed by Kevin… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 4, 2009 at 3:44pm — 20 Comments

Cyrus Says "The Sky Crawlers" Blu-Ray Stalls in Mid-Air



I find the title of this 2008 anime film to be ironic in the extreme: the only time this film isn’t moving at a crawl is when it takes place in the sky. Now, you know I wrote that shit down while I was still watching the movie and was immensely pleased with myself about it. It still rings absolutely true though. Despite some of the most stunning aerial dogfight animation I have ever seen (just breathtaking at points, really) the… Continue

Added by Cyrus on June 2, 2009 at 11:28pm — 5 Comments

Cyrus Grudgingly (not really) Lets Jason Review "The Grudge 3" DVD



I was ready to do this one. I had my restraining chair's wrist straps oiled (trust me, those things chafe after the first hour of a horrible film) and had hired the guy to put the eye drops in my pupils, when Jason yanked it away from me EXCITED to watch this. Hear that folks...you can't put this one on me. He was looking forward to it,…
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Added by Cyrus on June 1, 2009 at 8:29pm — 2 Comments

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