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Cyrus's Blog – February 2010 Archive (18)

Cyrus Says, "I Really Like "The Last King of Scotland" on Blu-Ray, Know What Amin?"





THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND



Idi Amin was one messed up dude. For those who don’t know, he was a dictator in Uganda from 71-79 whose actual list of abuses is shrouded in hearsay, mystery, rumor and is wrapped in a burrito or something. Numbers of citizens murdered by his… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 26, 2010 at 7:22pm — 7 Comments

Cyrus Doesn't Quite Get the Rhythm of "Walk the Line" on Blu-Ray





WALK THE LINE



First off, let’s just get this out of the way...Johnny Cash was AWESOME. I think they should just put his picture in the dictionary next to the word. This is indisputable and any contention on this point only serves to make… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 26, 2010 at 4:47pm — 7 Comments

Cyrus Can't Stop Thinking About the Blu-Ray of "Mystic River"





MYSTIC RIVER



Who doesn’t like this? Why? I don’t get why I've heard some complaints about this lately. Based on the award-winning novel by Dennis Lehane, this moralistic crime tale is a stunning work by … Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 18, 2010 at 4:18pm — 6 Comments

Cyrus is Tormented by His Past and "To Live and Die in L.A." on Blu-Ray





TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.




Even though this crime thriller by “The French Connection” director William Friedkin was generally well received when it came… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 18, 2010 at 4:03pm — 5 Comments

Cyrus Says "Planet Hulk" on Blu-Ray is Totally Worth Your Green





PLANET HULK




HULK SMASH! AND SMASH! AND KEEP SMASHING! WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE? HAVE I SMASHED YOU YET? HULK SMASH! HULK GETTING KIND OF TIRED OF SMASHING. CHECK PLEASE. AUTOMATIC GRATUITY? HULK SAY THIS IS BULLSHIT. HULK LEAVE… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 17, 2010 at 4:00pm — 16 Comments

Cyrus Couples-Skates With "Whip-It" on Blu-Ray





WHIP IT




Let’s see if I can explain this. Watching sports are like watching the "Friday the 13th" movies after awhile. There’s a plot, but it’s more or less the same one every time and I couldn’t care less about what… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 17, 2010 at 2:33pm — 6 Comments

Cyrus Wants His Own Robot Like in "Surrogates" on Blu-Ray





SURROGATES



Bruce Willis is Bruce Willis in a futuristic world that only Bruce Willis can save. What? I love this shit.… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 15, 2010 at 4:11pm — 11 Comments

Cyrus is in Shell Shock over "WWII in HD" on Blu-Ray





WWII IN HD



The most direct and to the point title ever. Because that’s exactly what this is. What else do you need to know... Hey, COME BACK HERE! Now, don’t go running off yet screaming “AAAAAHHHH, CYRUS IS TRYING TO MAKE ME LEARN… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 15, 2010 at 2:57pm — 8 Comments

Cyrus Looks as Some Chop-Sucky, "Wushu" and "Fireball"





FIREBALL



Sometimes the features at my favorite film festival, Austin’s own “Fantastic Fest” get a very different reaction from the audiences there than I end up having when I get to see them later. Case in point: "Fireball", a Thai action… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 15, 2010 at 1:23pm — 3 Comments

Cyrus Makes a Citizen's Arrest of "Southland - The Complete First Season"





SOUTHLAND



I’m still waiting for the next awesome cop show. The one that will fill the void left in my soul (tm) since “The Shield” came to it’s spectacular ending. I’m not really… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 13, 2010 at 2:56pm — 10 Comments

Jason Renews His Lease on "House of the Devil" on Blu-Ray





HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (Blu Ray)



Greetings, internet mongrels. It's been a while, hasn't it? I've reviewed this one before. I don't really remember what I said about it, but I don't recall it being particularly kind. Well . . . I mostly changed my mind. Go back and find the other one, if you want, and call me out for contradicting myself. Whatever. I've… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 13, 2010 at 2:10pm — 2 Comments

Cyrus + "Magnolia" on Blu-Ray = Love





MAGNOLIA



I can still remember when the much anticipated “Boogie Nights” followup by director Paul Thomas Anderson came out… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 10, 2010 at 4:21pm — 9 Comments

Cyrus Splooges Over the Blu-Ray of "Boogie Nights"





BOOGIE NIGHTS



Director Paul Thomas Anderson is a fascinating guy. He’s an incredibly gifted filmmaker, a still developing and evolving filmmaker who grows significantly as a talent with each new project. And… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 9, 2010 at 2:14pm — 9 Comments

Cyrus Tells the God-Honest Truth About "The Invention of Lying" on Blu-Ray



THE INVENTION OF LYING




English comedian Ricky Gervais writes, directs and plays the lead in this surprisingly subversive comedy posing as a silly and practically unworkable alternate Earth story. Does that make any sense? I don’t want to give away too much as I… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 3, 2010 at 4:10pm — 20 Comments

Shatner...erm, Cyrus, Says You Should Pick Up "Kingdom of the Spiders"



KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS




I sure do love the “Shout! Factory”. Once again, they’ve sent me a classic gem adorned with more care than anyone else would have bothered with. They understand me. They understand that if it’s got… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 3, 2010 at 3:35pm — 7 Comments

Cyrus is Going to Play "Gamer" On Blu-Ray To the Final Boss



GAMER



The guys who made “Crank” bring you, in a similarly insane fashion, the story of a world where people’s video game avatars, are other people. Living people. Because some folks got the money to pay and some people need to get paid the money. Is that concept all that far fetched? Okay, yeah, in the context of the film, almost certainly, but director/writers… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 2, 2010 at 5:00pm — 16 Comments

Buy, Rent, or Skip: "The Final Destination" and "Paranormal Activity"



PARANORMAL ACTIVITY



Is it the scariest film ever? Is it the worst movie ever made? Opinions this year were more wildly different about P.A. than even “Avatar”. When I give my thumbs up but with reservations, both sides of the opinion coin attack me. This happens to me a lot. Too bad, because that’s how it is and how it's gonna stay.… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 2, 2010 at 12:56pm — 11 Comments

Cyrus Bemoans the All-Too-Short Voyage of "Defying Gravity"



It's a well known fact that only good looking people go to space. Even the comedic relief, the bumbling "fat" guy, is still slim by most standards. Welcome to the international spaceship Antares, the centerpiece for the sadly departed ABC series "Defying Gravity", where hotties in spacesuits flirt with each other and flashbacks to the preparation program reveal the motivations behind their flirting and injured glances at… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 1, 2010 at 2:53pm — 10 Comments

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