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Cyrus Tells the God-Honest Truth About "The Invention of Lying" on Blu-Ray

THE INVENTION OF LYING English comedian Ricky Gervais writes, directs and plays the lead in this surprisingly subversive comedy posin… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 3, 2010 at 5:10pm — 21 Comments

Shatner...erm, Cyrus, Says You Should Pick Up "Kingdom of the Spiders"

KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS
 I sure do love the “Shout! Factory”. Once again, they’ve sent me a classic gem adorned with m… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 3, 2010 at 4:35pm — 9 Comments

Cyrus is Going to Play "Gamer" On Blu-Ray To the Final Boss

GAMER The guys who made “Crank” bring you, in a similarly insane fashion, the story of a world where people’s video game avatars, are other people. Living people. Because some folks got the money to pay and some people need to get paid the money. Is that concept all that far fetched? Ok… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 2, 2010 at 6:00pm — 19 Comments

Buy, Rent, or Skip: "The Final Destination" and "Paranormal Activity"

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY Is it the scariest film ever? Is it the worst movie ever made? Opinions this year were more wildly different about P.A. than even “Avatar”. When I give my thumbs up but with reserv… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 2, 2010 at 1:56pm — 16 Comments

Cyrus Bemoans the All-Too-Short Voyage of "Defying Gravity"

It's a well known fact that only good looking people go to space. Even the comedic relief, the bumbling "fat" guy, is still slim by most standards. Welcome to the international spaceship Antares, the centerpiece for the sadly departed ABC series "Defying Gravity", where hotti… Continue

Added by Cyrus on February 1, 2010 at 3:53pm — 13 Comments

The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen: Video - Comic to Film Adaptations

As The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen steadily grow drunker, Beau, Harris, and Grant discuss upcoming comic to film adaptations including Iron Man 2, Captain America, Thor, Conan The Barbarian, and Deadpool. Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 29, 2010 at 12:26pm — 27 Comments

Cyrus Targets "Chuck: Season Two" Blu-Ray as a Win

I realize that at this point of time, the label ‘Produced by McG’ is a dubious one. The embarrassingly titled one appears to have little actually to do with this very entertaining spy comedy series other than having directed the first sea… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 27, 2010 at 5:14pm — 7 Comments

Buy, Rent, or Skip: "Spaceballs Animated" and "The Green Berets"

SPACEBALLS - THE TOTALLY WARPED ADVENTURES ANIMATED
 “What?” you exclaim, “No one told me about a Spaceballs animated series. Why I...probably wouldn’t watch it anyway.” And that would be a wise and discerning decision on your part. While the TV series was originally sup… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 27, 2010 at 2:44pm — 24 Comments

The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen: Video - Kristin's Felicia Day Story

Kristin got into a car accident. We were all concerned about her ranting and raving afterward, thinking that perhaps she had banged her head on something. When she calmed down enough to enunciate, this was the story we got. All I can say is, there better be a very special Felicia Day epis… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 27, 2010 at 12:54pm — 39 Comments

The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen: Video - The Spidey Reboot

Some of the rest of the League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen heard your cries. "Only a 90 minute LEOG? But 'Let's Do This' is seventeen hours!" or "Oh noes, a cliffhanger!" You've still got to wait until Friday for the second half of the podcast but to keep your LEOG tootsies warm, the g… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 25, 2010 at 12:30pm — 82 Comments

Cyrus's Best of the Year: Three, Two, One...Finally Done.

Time can be an elusive thing in this DVD reviewing game. Even though the theatrical picks are sporadic at best in January, I’m being besieged with discs to watch at home and, as you may have guessed, has cut into my time for doing the rest of my top list of the year. So, in a concession to those of you who don’t want to keep reading this through April, let’s just go straight through my final top three films of the year....

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Added by Cyrus on January 21, 2010 at 3:07pm — 37 Comments

Cyrus Says "Jennifer's Body" Has Gone Cold

JENNIFER’S BODY Well, it sounded like a great idea on paper. Hell, way back when, I even gave the script by “Juno” superstar Diablo CodyContinue

Added by Cyrus on January 21, 2010 at 2:13pm — 19 Comments

Buy, Rent, or Skip: "Goliath" and "The Appeared"

GOLIATH I really wish I had better things to say about this film. Made in Austin, Texas by local filmmaking brothers David and Nathan Zellner,the film focuses on a man obsessing over finding his missing cat, it sounds like the sort of thing I’d normally fall madly in love with. O… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 18, 2010 at 6:28pm — 14 Comments

Cyrus's Top Ten: I Want to Further Explore Number Four

Remember my preamble for my number five pick? Yeah, this is where it’s gonna come in handy....

#4 AVATAR Yes, Avatar damn it. No, I’m not insane for not making it number one OR for having it on my list at all. So let’s jus… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 14, 2010 at 3:24pm — 48 Comments

Holy Crap! A Crap-Load of Classic Exploitation Coming to DVD and Blu-Ray in 2010!

I'm sure it'll come as no surprise that I'm a bit of an old school exploitation horror fan. Not compared to some, who could sit through any old piece of low budget garbage, but probably more than most. I mean, hell, I grew up on a diet of Tom Baker's Dr Who when the BBC was for all extents and purposes a public access station in ter… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 13, 2010 at 5:56pm — 2 Comments

Cyrus's Top Ten: Number Five is Probably Not a Surprise

Break time over. Back to listing. Now that we’ve crossed that barrier into the top five, we’re going to get into some of those films that most of the people I know have either put on their own top ten lists, or have declared are the worst movies of all time...okay, not so much people I know as people I read on my Twitter, but either way, there are gonna be a few here that some folks are gonna get mad-full-on-retarded about and that… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 11, 2010 at 9:11pm — 28 Comments

Cyrus's Top Ten: Number Six - Not just a Chick Flick Rom Com Pick

While I’ll fully admit that there are some out-and-out sweet, hearts worn firmly on their sleeves, romantic comedies that make me feel all warm and squishy inside, in general I require something a bit off the beaten path in that genre to keep me interested. The Hollywood ‘ideal’ of romance is one that only works for me these days if A: People are singing the whole time or B: It was made before 1975. Movies that try to express old fashioned dreamy love stories today come across to me as di… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 7, 2010 at 2:47pm — 32 Comments

Cyrus's Top Ten: Number Seven is Manna From Heaven

So I was a big kid this year. Or at least, it might seem that way if you hadn’t watched all the more serious films of the year and realized how weak most of them were. It really was the year where animation and genre fired on all cylinders but dramatic Oscar-push films were all but universally weak. Which, of course, makes for a much more accessible top ten list. Who’s complaining? Not me.

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Added by Cyrus on January 6, 2010 at 2:14am — 45 Comments

Cyrus Delivers The Goods on "The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard" on DVD

THE GOODS Worth a look. A statement that sends mixed messages but one that rings true here nonetheless. No one is going to be putting the Neal BContinue

Added by Cyrus on January 5, 2010 at 2:37pm — 9 Comments

Cyrus's Top Ten: Number Eight Makes Some Waves

Cyrus is back, more or less recovered, and living off of left-overs and the crumbly detritus at the bottom of cookie tins, all traces of chocolate chip or peanut butter confectioneries long having since become one with my being. In theory, the Wii Fit comes out from its dusty hiding spot under the TV stand, the salads become a dietary staple, and I actually get up off my ever-widening ass to take advantage of the yawning chasm of dead zone about to begin. It's the beginning of a long stre… Continue

Added by Cyrus on January 4, 2010 at 4:15pm — 51 Comments

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