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Looks like Bloody-Disgusting.com picked up a scoop that just might end up starting some internet buzz to the delight of many Anne Rice lovers out there. Ya, I'm talking to you Cyrus. Here it is.
I received what could be one of the best (unconfirmed) scoops ever from a B-D reader who'd like to be called 'King of Kong', "I work at --- and have it on good authority that United Artists is in talks to nab the rights to Anne Rice's …
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Looks like ShockTillYouDrop.com has their own "Deep Throat" insider on the Platinum Dunes Friday the 13th reboot directed by Marcus Nispel. Here's what the insider had to say about what audiences should expect out of Jason's newest adventures.
Platinum Dunes' Friday the 13th project. What do you label it? Remake? Re-launch?
After…
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Looks like Seth Rogan will be taking on the task of pissing off a few fanboys who still care to remember The Green Hornet. I figure this project was long dead after Kevin Smith dropped the ball on it. Seth talked to MTV about his take on the project. Here's a taste.
Heavyweight actors like George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Jake Gyllenhaal all flirted with the project, so when it was the literally heavyweight star of "Knocked Up"…
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Oh no! Looks like some bastard child of Alien has been vandalized with yellow paint. I'm a robot so I'll try to translate. 1001000100011000. Ok I think I have it. I LOVE PREDATOR GOO ALL ON MY HEAD-HERE IS PROOF-I CHEAP-SUCKY SUCKY LONG TIME-KICK ME?
What? I bet you my pal PREDATOR's been up to his old tricks again. That crazy guy. You should go check out his video he posted called Illegal…
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I've been noticing a trend with the new crop of so-called masters of horror. They have no idea on how to make a horror movie. But, do know how to sell it to ya. Sure, they know all the right films to watch, how to pick out great scenes, pick those scenes apart, tell you why they work and why these movies are such cult classics. Then they try to sell to you the idea that they are just like you and dig the same things you do, so you should trust in…
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So I stumble across a story with the headline Cage, Buscemi and Morgan enlist in G-FORCE. As soon as I read that I thought, WHAT THE HELL. Then I read the rest of the arcticle and it turns tragic. Here it is.
Nicolas Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan will provide three of the lead voices in "G-Force" for Walt Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films.
Bill Nighy and Will Arnett have joined the ranks of the on-screen actors in the…
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Hey, I'll be the first to tell ya that the only thing I know that's been worth a crap from Eli Roth is his THANKSGIVING trailer. That trailer is genius! As far as his other films... well... their crap. Sorry. I, being a robot with no money, was one of the many who stole his last movie Hostile 2 from the intranet and let me tell you, I wanted to UN steal it. Hell, I threw a nasty virus on the…
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Man, that last story I did about the new Terminator movie almost fried my circuits. That's until I came across this!

No one says it better than Borat, "WOW O WE WA" Hey, that's the chick from the that other sci-fi show about space cowboys that got cancelled right? It's about time she did some robot porn. My FAVORITE. If I was a Terminator... the things I'd do to her...let me tell ya.
Ohhh…
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Damn YOU, Damn YOU ALL TO HELL! You finally did it!. Who in the hell said McG can work again?
I'm sorry to report that McG will be directing the new Terminator film entitled “Terminator Salvation : The Future Begins“. The guys over at Moviehole.net said it's a done deal and will be happening. Damnit! I'd rather have Ali G direct this instead of that one note MTV dildo head. Great! Now I'll…
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Tim Burton will be bringing one his shorts Frankenweenie and the trippy Alice in Wonerland to the big screen in glorious 3D. Variety has the story.
Two-movie deal with Walt Disney Studios begins with "Alice in Wonderland," which will…
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When there's something strange...in the neighborhood...who ya gonna call?...HeMan!!! Looks like Ghostbuster fans will be getting a sequel with all the original cast coming back. There's one catch though. It won't be on film but in the form of a series of new games Sony is hoping you'll have no problem dishing out 60 bucks for or whatever it is they're charging you crazy kids these days. Here's the story.…
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"Man, not AGAIN"
Yes people it's happening again. The remake virus is about to strike. This time the Friday the 13th franchise is up to bat in hopes of attracting a new breed of sick young demented fans.
Now I'm not opposed to this at all. I never gave two craps about the Friday the 13th series. Sure, Part 3D and 4 were alright, but after those…
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Here's something you don't see everyday. Check out the new poster for upcoming JHorror remake of The Eye. If you ask me, this movie is about 5 years too late. Does anyone give a crap anymore about these japanese remakes. I don't. Didn't another one of these damn films come and go already. What the hell was it called? Oh ya, The Phone. Those poor Japanese must be running out of movie titles over there. Come on, The Ring, The Eye, The Toilet. Too bad…
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The folks over at JFXonline have pics of Zachary Quinto as that pointy eared sour puss Spock. Check out the sweater his mother made for him. Awwww.

See more pics here.
Hey look over there! It's Spock I tells ya! That's not Spock, it's Moe from The Three Stooges you chowder head. Why I…
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Come On! Come On! Feel IT! Looks like Marky is in talks to play the role of MAX PAYNE! That video game guy who likes to shoot and jump at things in bullet time. This flick better kick some funky bunch ass! Variety posted the story.
Twentieth Century Fox has Mark Wahlberg in the crosshairs for "Max Payne," a…
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Are you ready for Round 2 of a movie you'll never see. Well, you'll be getting it in a comic book shop near you weather you want it or not. Looks like Freddy and Jason are about to get their asses served to them in a comic book based on the final script for the long rumored sequel Freddy vs Jason vs Ash film penned by Jeff Katz. Word is that the movie was actually moving forward into production until…
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LOL! J.J. Abrams has put out a casting call for his new Star Trek film. I laughed my metal ass off when I read the types they were looking for. Looks like a good percentage of Star Trek fans will be left out in the cold vacuum of space for this audition. Those guys never get a break. Unless it's a Kit Katt bar. HAHA!
Seeking:
[MALES & FEMALES] - Ages 18-70, any…
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STRIKE! STRIKE! STIKE!. All hell broke loose Monday while writers took to the streets, fighting for their right to party...I mean get their fair cut of the cheese. Variety posted a great article about what this fuss is all about. Here's a taste.
"This has been a long time in coming," said…
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YOOO JOE!!!, I always feel stupid when I say that. It's not as cool as screaming COOOBRAAA! in a church. Try it sometime. Anyway, it looks like Duke and Cobra Commander are heading to the big screen. Paramount Pictures will be in charge of bringing your childhood to life with the help of writer Stuart Beattie and director Stephen Sommers. How do you direct plastic toys? Here's what…
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HAHA! Alien sure does know how to smile for that camera. What a great set of choppers! He's always falling asleep in class, drooling all over the place. I heard he was popular with the ladies, especially with that trick he does with his mouth, tounge thingy. Wow, look at Predator giving the old F' YOU with his butter knives. I guess that rebel "Predator" decided it be cooler for his classmates to sign his helmet instead of his year book, yuk yuk. Look at Predator giving the photographer a…
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