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SWALLOW THIS! BLAMO BITCH! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE... oh sorry. Good news video game dorks. If you love the Resident Evil games as much as I do and hated that abortion of a movie series starring that Neutrogena chick, today is good news day for you! I hope. Seems that those dopes over at Sony screwed up a potentially great movie series, so leave it to the Japanese to fix it. Sony…Continue
MTV posted on their website that director David Dobkins, director of the upcoming Fred Claus will be the new director of The Flash. This Flash will be set in the same universe as George Miller's Justice League of America. Here's a sample of the article.
“Wedding Crashers” and “Fred Claus” director David Dobkin revealed to MTV News that he’s signed with…Continue
Congratulations go out to Alien and Predator on their new baby whatever. It looks like the Strause Bros. really want you to know that the new Aliens vs Predator: Requiem film won't suck by giving fans of this series a first look at the new Predalien and their take on what you should expect from the new movie.…Continue
Dum dum dum da dum dum Wonder Womannn, Wonder Womannn! Alright people, word around the internet is that Teresa Palmer who was in Grudge 2 and Wolf Creek is our new Wonder Woman for George Miller's Justice League film. I have not read any offical word from the studio that this is true, so despite what other websites are saying I'm still treating this as rumor, so there. If it is true, she may have to…Continue
Not too long ago, there was this real tough guy that went by the name of Robert De Niro. This man was a legend in the world of tough guy cinema. Then he started to hang out with Billy Crystal and Ben Stiller and something happend. The tough guy I once knew, exchanged his tough guy suit for a clown costume and sold his soul to SNL. Tough guy movies would never be the same. That was until I read a story that could possibly restore my faith in a guy I…Continue
Yes my friends. At the stroke of midnight on Halloween, the biggest writers strike in 20 years will happen and that will signal the end deadline for all t.v. and film scripts to be turned in, until a contract is agreed upon between the writers guild and the movie studios and television networks. The Los Angeles Times broke an interesting story of what the big studios are having to deal with until the dead…Continue
Just when you thought you had enough spoof films to avoid, you once again thought wrong. Yes good citizens, David Zucker is making his superhero spoof film called, you guessed it, "Superhero!" starring the legendary actor of stage and screen Leslie Nielson. Anyway, here is the story regarding the plot and the search for anyone who resembles the Pope and is desperate for work.
Damn! Superman can't catch a break. The poor guy might end up working on two movies and on top of that Variety is now reporting that "Superman Returns" scribes Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris will not be coming back to pen the sequel. Lazy bastards. Here's the scoop, Scoop.…Continue
LOL...I'm sure he was asking for it. Oh...um. Did ya hear Universal is remaking Alfred Hitchcock's classic "The Birds?" Neither did I until I read the report Variety posted. It's set to star Naomi Watts, with Martin Campbell in negotiations to…Continue
That's right folks, you read it right. Hellboy may be duking it out with the Universal Monsters, if Hellboy 2 performs well at the box office. IESB.net got the story while interviewing producer and publisher of Hellboy and the owner of Dark Horse Entertainment ,…Continue
30 Days of Night producer and Spiderman director Sam Raimi had plenty to say Tuesday during a press conference he held to discuss 30 Days of Night and the many potential projects he'll have in store for you nice peoples in the future. Here's what Sammy had to say about The Hobbit.…Continue
Brainiac must have hacked into my system again because now I'm getting crazy news that Gregory Noveck, Senior Vice President Creative Affairs for DC Comics and the dude in charge of finding properties for the studio to adapt as features and television series, did a recent interview with Voices From Krypton, discussing why DC has no problem with having more than…Continue
Holy auditions Batman! Here we go again with more crazy Justice League news. I'm sure Gorilla Grodd is up to his old tricks again, that damn dirty ape! Here's the scoop
This weekend, Young Hollywood stepped into the superhero hall of justice to see who will get the parts in the big-budgeted Warner Bros. tentpole movie "Justice League of America."
Optimus Prime is up to his crazzzy hijinks again, makin' prank phone calls to the good citizens of Earth. Only this time you get to take part in the fun. Just go here and be sure to call all the churchs and nursing homes you can! I swear, no one gets me rollin hard like Optimus.…
Call me crazy, but I am NO Will Smith fan. To me he's the guy with the contract that states in every movie he must say "Oh no you didn't!" and my favorite "Get the hell off my car!" Anyway, I don't want to rant on about why I don't care for the, not so fresh anymore, prince of... whatever. Maybe I'm just upset because I'm a huge fan of the first, underrated film version of the I Am Legend story, The Last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price…Continue
Alright here it is! The big list of films Hollywood's gonna try to get done before the stike. I'm not sure how long this will be up, but here ya go. I hope they all don't suck. Hehe.
AGAINST ALL ENEMIES Feb
ANGELS AND DEMONS 18-Feb
BOND 22 7-Jan-08
JULIE AND JULIA March
NICK AND NORAH's 22-Oct
SEVEN POUNDS Late Feb
THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 19-Feb
Oh Boy! Another remake I'm dying to see! Guess what it is? You got it! It's John Woo's 1989 kickass Hong Kong classic "The Killer" and guess what? It takes place in good ol' Los Angeles. Here's the article:
Action director John Woo's 1989 Hong Kong classic "The Killer" will be remade in Los Angeles with a Korean star replacing Chow Yun-fat as the hard-boiled hit man.
Director John H. Lee, a…Continue
What up people of Spill. I know everyone's been makin' a big deal about the new Iron Man poster, but Come On People! It's half of his HEAD. I know I'll be getting some crap from the geek squad about this, but hear me out. The AVP Requiem poster came out a few weeks ago with little praise. Now, am I the only one who sees the genius behind this poster? Now take a look. Take a HARD look. You see? Come on! It's right in front of YA!…Continue
Wow! I thought this was a joke when I stumbled across it but apparently Warner Bros president of production Jeff Robinov is through with women. In his movies! Out! Out! I tells ya! Anyway here's the crazy article over at Deadline Hollywood Daily
This comes to me from three different producers, so I know it's real: Warner Bros president of production Jeff Robinov has made a new decree that "We are no longer doing movies with women in the…Continue
Hey this is for all the special effects junkies out there. Word around the street is Amalgamated Dynamics is working on the make-up special effects for the X-Men spinoff Wolverine. They're the guys who worked on all the Spiderman films and made the Predators in Alien vs Predator look like ninja turtles. Gavin Hood is set to direct with Hugh Jackman to once…Continue