Listen up Watchmen fans. It looks like Zack Snyder will be giving you guys a bonus treat when the" Watchmen" hit DVD shelves. Word on the street is that he's doing an anime short film for "Tales of the Black Freighter." The comic within the" Watchmen" comic, revolving around a mental castaway trying to stop a ghost freighter. And on top of that, it has been confirmed that Leonidas himself, Gerard Butler will be voicing the captain. Enough of my… Continue

I CAN'T DIE AGAIN!!! MAKE HER ASS STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! NO MORE ASS BABIES!!! PLEASE!!!

Damn! Warner Bros. doesn't disappoint when it comes to giving the public all the information they need to know about the new straight to DVD release of Batman: Gotham Knight along with other future DC projects headed your way. Here is the full press release that was givin by the studio. Oh and don't forget Justice League: The New Frontier is out today and word on the street is that it is beyond badass! I gots to get me a copy… Continue

Damn it's late, but I gots to report da news. Here's a cool video I found online with J.J. Abrams, were he talks about the release date change from December 25, 2008 to May 8, 2009 for Star Trek, gives people a little idea on what to expect from a Cloverfield 2 film and the best part of the video in my opinion is when he discuss...oh never mind, I'll just let it be a big suprise for those who haven't heard the news yet. Here ya go!…





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Check this out! ShockTillYouDrop.com has the first exclusive "priceless moment pic" of what to expect our vampires to look like in the new "The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe" sequel, starring Tad Hilgenbrink, Autumn Reeser, Angus Sutherland, Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, coming out this summer!

Getting a chick drunk at the local bar: $40

Cab ride to the beach: $15

Being a vampire and not knowing the

chick ate a whole… Continue

Good news for fans of Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson's "The Boys" comic series. It looks like a major movie studio is interested in turning this into a feature film. Now I'm a huge fan of Garth Ennis's "Preacher" series along with his run of "The Punisher," so it looks like I'm gonna have some serious catching up to do to find out what all the hoopla's about. Here's the story!



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Well I've returned and I'm not to sure if anyone out there really gives a crap so I won't bore you to death with the details. Just go check out the video here, to find out what happened.



Anyway I have a lot of catching up to do with my blogs. You think after one of the crew dies he'd a least be able to not worry about turning in stupid blogs. Not the case here at Spill. Those bastards. Well at least I have some… Continue

Hey folks! Found some new pictures finally of what we should expect our green Hulkster to look like in the new "Incredible Hulk" movie. Now, this is a display of course and not the real Hulk *for all you dummys out there* but I noticed that they displayed him next to a military truck that I would assume, would give us an idea of his actual size. Now I'm sick and tired of doing all the work here and telling you what I think. I wanna hear what you bozos have to say about this new look! So fill up… Continue

Damn Wolverine! What big claws you have! I guess it's for the better, to rake in all that dough with at the box-office!



Yes all you mutants out there. It's a new still, featuring the one guy who looks really cool wearing those damn wife beaters, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in his new solo film," X-Men Origins: Wolverine. " USA Today got the exclusive where Hugh Dog had a chance to talk about his new solo adventure… Continue

Look at Michael Bay hard at work ironing out the finishing touches to the Transformers 2 Electric Boogaloo script! You can almost hear him thinking?



Hmm...what would Optimus say? Oh screw it. Insert big robot battle scene here. Lots of Explo...sions and chase scene and transform...make reference to cartoon for nerds, Blamo. DONE. Damn I'm GOOD! YA Transformersss...more than meets?... THE SKIES!



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It does take all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincet Friitters! Yuk Yuk!

Ahh another classic remake is coming to the silver screen. Yes my friends, "Motel Hell" will soon get the remake treatment by the same studio that brought you all those "Saw" films you kids love so much. Apparently this film was in limbo for a little while, but don't worry you fans of the original. The studio heads have big plans for this poorman's Texas Chainsaw…

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HAHA! Well thanks to some of you guys who paid money to see "Meet the Spartans" it seems that Hollywood was paying attention to what you want to see in the theatres and Hollywood now knows you want more SPOOF FILMS! YA! So get ready to add this movie to your future dvd spoof movie collection!

Looks like the bozos behind "Scary Movie" are gearing up for a Monster Movie spoof called "Stan Helsing" Hey! Wasn't there already a monster movie spoof…

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Oh no! Look out lady! Get the hell out of the water and the theatre while you're at. Looks like those little piranha bastards are coming for us again. IN 3-D! Holy fish sticks BATMAN!

Ya, you heard right. It looks like the guy who brought us High Tension and the remake of The Hills Have Eyes is gonna finally get to do his dream project of remaking Piranha in glorious 3-D. Call me crazy but I think this is the best idea for a remake in a long…

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I'm sure not a lot of people are familiar with George A. Romero's THE CRAZIES. Can't say I blame you. This movie is harder to find than a pair of Angelina Jolies used panties. Hehe *celebrity humor* Anyway, do yourself a favor and purchase or rent yourself a copy of this film tomorrow because I consider it to be just as good as Dawn of the Dead. Hell I'd consider it a companion piece. It's basically…

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He we go again with everyone's favorite news. Terminator news. Why do I always feel a sharp pain in my circuits whenever I start talking about McG's involvement with the Terminator series? Maybe it's because after everything I read about this movie getting made, I'm still wondering if someones gonna poke out their head and say "AWW JUST KIDDING! APRIL FOOLS YOU SUCKER! YOU EVEN BOUGHT THE CHRISTIAN BALE CASTING!"…

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First off, please let me get this off my robot head regarding the news of a new Michael Bay Platinum "bleep" "Nightmare on Elm Street" remake without Robert Englund. Michael Bay you no good lousy piece of "bleep." How "bleepin" dare you do a Nightmare film without Robert, you mother"bleeper." Why must you "bleep" UP everything you touch! Transformers was such a piece of horse"bleep" you no good "bleep"sucker. Why don't you go home and "bleep" your…

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Yo Adriaaane! Hey yo, I got more work. Maybe Mick will stop callin' me "a lazy bum ya." That's right folks, Sly Stallone's comeback is set in high gear due to the success of the recent Rocky and Rambo sequels.

Good for him! For some reason I always feel sorry for the poor sap and it gives me a warm feeling in my circuits to know that the public hasn't completely forgotten him yet. He is and will always be the underdog to me in his real life.…

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AGHHH! There is no GOD! Why why why why? Great, some dumbass wants to turn "The Greatest American Hero," that stupid 80's superdumbhero show, into a movie. I hated this damn show ever since Cyrus would force me to watch this on DVD with him every Friday night. That loser. Little did he know, I only pretended to watch this garbage when in the virtual reality, I was actually chatting it up online with cheap hot chicks; seducing them with my potent…

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This may be the year for Clive Barker. Not only is the guy heavily involved with the remake of Hellraiser, he has another one of his short stories "Midnight Meat Train" being made into a film. Well guess what's happening now. Yes sir. They're finally getting ready to develope his one of many, "Books of Blood" into a film series as well. The Hollywood Reporter broke the news today so…

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