Anyone stopping by my page might notice a slew of old movie reviews. You might wonder why there haven't been any new ones. For a few months I was posting on another site. I know sacrilege, but I was getting paid so it's not like I could post them here too. Since that job is through now I have the right to post them where I want. I'm not going to post them here; I'm no attention whore. I'm not condemning people from posting their stuff. I'm saying I'm not going to clog up the latest activity boar…
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Added by Nightmare on September 5, 2008 at 11:00pm —
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Ok, this is going to be quick. Just a rundown of a few movies I’ve seen recently and brief reviews of them. I would do a long review for each but frankly I don’t have time. My semester is ending and I have tons of work stacked up. So here we go.
Let’s start off with “The Ruins”, not bad but forgettable. I watched it last night and it was a fun little horror flick but there was nothing really special about it. The plot was basic but adequate, the setting was nice if somewhat limited (not a compl…
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Added by Nightmare on April 6, 2008 at 8:59pm —
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Ok, this is the second part of my best of 2007 review. Sadly this one will be short as I have to study for an exam tomorrow :( Don’t fret though I’m still going to break down and give you my take of There Will Be Blood.

I heard nothing but praise about t…
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Added by Nightmare on March 16, 2008 at 7:10pm —
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Ok this may seem a bit late but I just want to give my own personal best of 2007 review. I’m going to breaking down No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood now that I have finally seen both, and have had time to really think about them. Also note this is not a comparison style review and don’t expect a top three towards the end. If you like the top three just wait for my next review, if you don’t know what I’m talking about feel free to check out my other reviews ;)…
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Added by Nightmare on March 15, 2008 at 6:30pm —
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This is a review I wrote following a vote on my blogger account. My "viewers" wanted me to review The Village. My first thought was, FUCK THAT! But then I did it anyway, gotta give the fans(?) what they want...
God Damn…I can’t believe I just sat through that again…I r…
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Added by Nightmare on March 6, 2008 at 1:30pm —
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Well this may make up for the delay on my review for "The Village"...or it may not. I don't care.(Just to explain on my blog I gave my "viewers" the chance to vote on which of my all time most hated movies I should review, they chose The Village. Yay me...) This is a new thing I'm going to try for a while, I'm going to take new(ish) films and compare them to classics. My first comparison review will be on "White Noise 2" and "They". One is good and one is, well...n
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Added by Nightmare on February 8, 2008 at 5:19pm —
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So I'm going to do this one a little different than usual. I know pretty much everyone hates this movie so I'm going to do this more as a rant than a review. I'm writing this while watching the movie and for the record I haven't seen Good Luck Chuck before so my pain will be first hand. And yes I am assuming th
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Added by Nightmare on January 27, 2008 at 7:03pm —
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OK, before I begin I would like to say that this movie isn't for everyone. Some people are not going to like allot of what this film has to offer. However that does not mean the movie has problems. I assume allot of reviewers are going to try and look "smart" (code for pompous and arrogant) by pointing out
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Added by Nightmare on January 20, 2008 at 7:41pm —
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Well I must say, this movie kicked ass! It was everything I hoped for and more. Action, suspense, drama, it's all here. I'm not going to go in depth because I'm going to post a review tommarow. However I will say that it's one of my all time favorite movies. So you don't have to worry about spoilers I want everyone to enjoy it for themselves.
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Added by Nightmare on January 18, 2008 at 10:22pm —
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Well I saw "I Am Legend" last night and got pretty much what I was expecting, a good movie. Not great, certainly not epic, but good. There are some good points and some bad points and I'll go over each set in detail to give you the viewers (most likely viewer) a clear understanding of what this movie is all about, then you can decide if you want to see it.
Let's start with the bad as
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Added by Nightmare on January 13, 2008 at 1:53pm —
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This one is going to be short and sweet, I want everyone to see this movie. I'm not going to beat around the bush with this one I'm giving it an A, and I'll tell you why. It's one of the best action/dramatic movies I've seen in a long time, it was as close to per
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Added by Nightmare on January 12, 2008 at 11:46pm —
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(What a shitty picture...I'm sorry but I'm to lazy to look up another)
OK here we go again with another slasher review. I'll start by saying that it's at least better than Black Christmas, though that's not saying much. Even with my obvious lack of writing experience I could write a better
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Added by Nightmare on January 11, 2008 at 10:48pm —
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I have a few reviews from my blog on blogger and I will be uploading them all to this site now. If only I had know about this earlier I could have saved some time.
I'm open to sugestions about my style and my writing in general, I'm here to learn. A who better to learn from than a Comunity of movie buffs?
By the way I use a Letter score system for my reviews. A,B,C,D,F and each has variations like B+ or B-. I'm still in school so it just feels like a natural system for me.
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Added by Nightmare on January 11, 2008 at 2:44pm —
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OH LORD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME !!! I really don't want to write this. I just want to forget I witnessed this abomination and move on, but I must write. This is my purpose (if somewhat meaningless as far as purposes go), to review the shit so you don't have to watch it. And yes I'm not even going to lie this time, this movie is a piece of shit. I'll break it down but it shouldn't take long to illustrate
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Added by Nightmare on January 10, 2008 at 11:53am —
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So to start I would like to mention that I am a huge fan of the Alien series and enjoyed the first Predator movie allot, so when they made the first
AVP I pretty much had a
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Added by Nightmare on January 10, 2008 at 11:49am —
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Seriously, I'm not joking. The movie is called
Flight of the Living Dead. And yes Plane+Zombies does not equal Awesome. That was a blatant lie on my part, but you knew that. This is of course also assuming that someone actually read my last post and is now faithfully reading this one. Trust me I'm not naive enough to believe any of that. Anyway, whether I'm talking to myself or not I'm going…
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Added by Nightmare on January 9, 2008 at 8:58pm —
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Well I was scouring Blockbuster today looking for something to do my first review on.A task that would have been much easier had someone bothered to post a comment suggesting a movie. Complaints aside (but not forgotten), I found a real gem.
I was hoping to find a horror movie that people had heard of but what I found was better. A movie who's title made me stop dead in my tracks. I literally stared stupidly at this movie for about half a minute before picking it up. It's the movie that fina…
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Added by Nightmare on January 9, 2008 at 8:53pm —
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This is the second time I've seen this movie, the first time being in the theaters. So I've had plenty of time to pick it apart. This movie is not very smart. I was taking notes thought the movie until about the half way point where I just gave up. Like many big budget action movies it falls apar
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Added by Nightmare on January 9, 2008 at 8:45pm —
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