Scariest film ever made......my arse.
I would like to start of with a story, about May time, I went to the cinema to watch Drag me to Hell, 15 mins into the film I walked out, as I found it too scary. What relevance does this have you ask. Well I'll tell you.
This supposedly titled "scariest…
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Added by el foggy on November 29, 2009 at 2:29pm —
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VAMPIRES SHOULD BURN IN SUNLIGHT THEY SHOULDN'T GLITTER LIKE BARBIE'S LAS TRANSVESTITE SLUMBER PARTY ROADSHOW!!!!!!!!!!
So, The Twilight Saga continues, eh? I did well to avoid you the first time at theatre's, but now your back for more and this time there's no escaping it. You sent one…
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Added by el foggy on November 21, 2009 at 4:17pm —
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I do love it when a film puts it's own sell by date in the title.
Now, when it comes to film like this, you have to go with the right state of mind, which is no mind. This film is just a cool movie to see on the big screen. Nothing more, nothing less.
And then it still manages to question the plausibility of the film.
We are talking tight rope walking dogs here.
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Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 3:19pm —
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Less like Michael Jackson, more like Michael Christ.
This film is a hard film to review, as it's not a film, it tries to be, it has a tibit of a story that runs though it, but it is just Rehearsal Footage, and it really kicks ass.
As the film starts I thought I was going to hate it, it starts of like Cloverfield, some young dancers are telling us the only reason they are there, this c…
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Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 6:51am —
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Come on, any film with the word goat in the title is at least worth a rental.
The Men who Stare at Goats is a confused movie, it wants to be edgy yet it wants to be lighthearted, so what do you get, a funny, intresting film, with it's heart in the right place, but not smart enough to pull it off.
The film starts of saying, "trust us, much more of this story is true than you woul…
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Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 6:11am —
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My apoligize, this review may be a bit baised as I haven't seen the first 8 films.
This year, childrens films have suddenly turned adultirated, we had Fantastic Mr.Fox with it's humor abit to played to the adults, we had A Christmas Carol scaring the crap out of the youth, We had Where the Wild Things are gearing up children to be Criterion DVD collectors, UP which had a story about c…
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Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 5:34am —
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Christmas never came so early, Literally it's about 2 months away.
This story is known by so many, and has been adapted, retold and reimagined so many times, what could this possible offer that is worth watching again.
Well if anything, it's absolutly terrifiying, exspecially for a childrens film. It does a great job of creating really effective automosphere, and…
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Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 5:01am —
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You have to be freaking out of your mind to watch this movie.
I am struggling to write about this movie as I just watched it 20 mins ago and I am struggling to think of stuff to write about it, it's that forgettable.
The big plus in this movie is John C.Reily, he is quite good, I won't say…
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Added by el foggy on October 24, 2009 at 2:02pm —
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I am now withdrawn from saying the word "Fantastic" from the review.
This film was better than I was expecting, like I was shocked by how good it is, this is going to make my list of best of the year, its that good.
It is a very funny, and sometimes touching film, I laughed plenty of times thou…
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Added by el foggy on October 24, 2009 at 4:44am —
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Now I have never done a review of a game ever, so I wouldn't go out and review "any old game", lucky for me this isn't any old game.
I have a Playstation 3, and I do play it quite a bit when I'm not at school or watching movies or hanging out with friends, so one of the first games I played on it was Unchart…
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Added by el foggy on October 18, 2009 at 2:52pm —
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God Damn you Pixar!!!
I was hoping I had found your match and you wouldn't take best film of the year, with District 9, but god damn you, YOU DID IT ONCE AGAIN.
First of all let me start by saying I love Pixar, Toy Story was the first movie I had ever seen, A Bug's life was the first film I saw in Theatre'…
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Added by el foggy on October 10, 2009 at 7:28am —
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This film is awesome, simple.
It kicks ass, it really does, it was a million times better than I thought it was going to be, not to say I wasn't looking forward to seeing it, but it a whole lot smarter than it lets itself on to be.
It's full of well written characters, all likeable, all funny.…
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Added by el foggy on October 10, 2009 at 7:06am —
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Added by el foggy on September 27, 2009 at 4:00pm —
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The only thing that makes this film worth watching is Bruce Willis's tupay.
This film is nothing intresting, its nothing fun, nothing thrilling, nothing gripping, nothing special.
Everything just hits you as ok, the action is not empressive or well directed, it sometimes dull and few and far…
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Added by el foggy on September 26, 2009 at 3:11am —
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And the winner for best name of the year is......The men who stare at goats, but this is a very close second.
I was going to avoid this one, but then the reviews came, and they were great. So I thought it can't be that good, annnd it kinda isn't but it is well worth seeing, by an ext…
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Added by el foggy on September 20, 2009 at 3:38pm —
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Welcome to the Indie Sci-Fi!
This movie is the definition of the term "EPIC WIN!!!" Low budget, but a genius director and produce using every penny of it to make something, not only visually amazing, but emitonally too.
The tail is simple yet so deep, it takes you to dark places and you leav…
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Added by el foggy on September 4, 2009 at 4:36pm —
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.......Well, it beats Alien Vs Predator in the Attic.
Now it my 4 year old necie's birthday, so we went to the cinema and to be honest, out of the 3 picks she had, she picked the least painful, the other to where G-Force and Shorts, feel my relief!
Well actually, I wouldn't of mind watching those…
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Added by el foggy on August 30, 2009 at 12:36pm —
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If only cancer was this funny.
This is Dramady, which either means it makes light of serious problems, or is very serious while having a gag here or there. Funny People doesn't slot into either of these as it is about funny people dealing with serious problems, the gags come from making you laugh at…
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Added by el foggy on August 28, 2009 at 12:58pm —
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Quentin Tarantino presents the worst war epic ever, and the best.
When you think of war epic's you think of acts of bravery and heroic's, these are absent from this film, what you get is a bunch a jew's people killing nazi's.
You have probably made you your mind ab…
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Added by el foggy on August 16, 2009 at 5:00am —
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A GI JOE movie with one of the Wayans brothers, I'm not suprised the bad press on it.
There are many things I could say about paramounts latest big budget look down nostalgic lane; stupid, chessy, dumb but I think the word I'll use is GLORIOUS. Its gloriously stupid, gloriously c…
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Added by el foggy on August 6, 2009 at 2:47pm —
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