In the gaming news this week…..

SHOULDN’T YOU BE PLAYING THE ME3 DEMO

If you haven’t already heard, there’s this little game called Mass Effect 3 that released their demo on the PC, PS3 and the XBox360. The demo includes multiplayer and why are you still reading this & not proceeding to download it? STOP…

Hello Spill! Since I have no games to review (see Empty Wallet), I thought I’d just write about my views of two incidents that have popped up recently that do impact the gaming field. WARNING: Rather dry post, read on at your own Z Monster risk.

Firstly, there was…

We’re still in January, meaning there’s really not much on the gaming front for this month. Sure there’s  the awaited Final fantasy XIII-2 and Soulcalibur V but alas, I be broke. So I decided to return back to my video gaming roots, casual games. Unlike everyone else, I didn’t have…

Since nothing's really coming out in Janurary that I a.) Like and b.) Can afford, I'm looking at Bastion, one of the games that I failed to play last year and why I ad probably so many other people loved it. Was it the alcohol? The guns? The old dude that sounded like he had five kinds of throat cancer?…

Man, talk about a list that could piss people off. Here's my list of 2011, take note my broke ass can't play every game, so don't expect to see Skyrim, Bastion or any other awesome game. It's all boring stuff here, go on and see for yourself!

Anyways, have a wonderous new year y'all, and have good cheer.

Philip Salesberry

Guess who's back with a caped crusader, a cat and a good ol' tub of acid? ME!!

Hoped y'all liked it and more to follow as well as the review! And yes I know the game has been out for a LONG while but I have school, so sue me. No don't actually, I has no money.

Philip

In a not too distant future, when creepy roots haven’t killed us all and aliens have shoved cameras up our asses, we apparently will be building rice farms on islands. Anno 2070 is a game that will probably more likely than not fall off most people’s radar this holiday season. I mean, why not? With every single damn triple A title and GOTY nominee…

At a time when a ton of other triple A titles and GOTY (Game of The Year) candidates are fighting over top spots, one games decided to step in, take a big ‘ol can of ‘who gives a fuck’ and spray it everywhere. If you don’t enjoy nitro powered garbage trucks, crazy murder game shows and dildo bats (My new favourite word), then what the hell is wrong with you? Saints Row:…

You sick of your survival games? A wave of strange dudes in a helicopter getting you down? Multiplayer in a ruin getting boring? Dragons eating you again?

How about prostitutes. With guns. And you're shooting them. This is Whored Mode from Saints Row: The Third. What ensues is pure madness and completely R18…

In this turf war edition of Philip Plays, dildo bats can one hit kill gangsters, ninja armies are deployed and I head shot a hotdog.

DO be ready for the review which will be up soon! Enjoy and comments are always…

Now, I'm those kind of weirdo gamers that even the hipster would call weird. I play games so out of mainstream I need Windows emulators to even start them. So obviously when Modern Warfare 3 was announced, I seriously couldn't care less. I don't hate it, in fact I was actually tempted to buy Black Ops just for the Zombie missions. Mmmm, zombies in space. Anyway, I didn't get it and I…

Do violent video games really make you violent? Does playing Grand Theft Auto increase the number of car jackers? Will playing Angry Birds cause you to throw pigeons at people? All this and more are answered, here in the Gamer's Court.

Thoughts? Arguements or agreements? Leave them in the comments below! Not the last Gamer's Court I…

In Part 3 I try to outrun a monster, step on some Inner Sanctum stuff and get scared by rocks. ENJOY!

BTW, fiished something somewhat cool, will be up soon so please keep watch! Comments please? I have cookies!

Happy Halloween you weenies! Time to ge tinto the mood of screams, fright and tight cat costumes, so I picked up a copy of Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Steam. What follows is utter nonsense. Godspeed and trick or treat you jackasses!

P.S. Will not do a Part 2 unless I get 100 views XD
P.S.S. I'm not hamming it up, I'm SERIOUSLY SCARED

While my laptop is in the shop for a broken fan and stove so I can use its overheat to boil water, I’m writing this on a tiny little net book. I may not make it through this review, I‘m tempted to play Frisbee with it.

In the Bahamas edition of Philip Plays, rants are made, screens blinks with color, sawmills are forgotten and a promise of more of this? Nuts to that!

WATCH IT NOW!!!! Tell me what you hate about it!

I'm going to start a proper playthrough series about an old game and something positvely weird. don't ask, it involves me in a bad mood, like always.

Here's my first impressions of Dungeon Defenders. Written review will be later when I've played (slept) enough!!!

PS: At time of post it's still processing, but I need to get some rest! I've got things to do tomorrow, like wake up!

Philip Plays Dungeon Defenders

Hi anyone viewing this! I'm starting up doing gameplay videos and a lot of other thingys, so more to follow! Tell me if you think it's alright or if it could be better and thanks everyone in advance!

Philip Plays Saints Row II

Watch and listen to my review on RCT3! It's old, but it was cheap. So yeah.

RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Play and Review