I posted all the Kelly drabbles I've written so far.
They're all part of an exercise my friend and I are having. He asks for Kelly-centric drabbles. A lot.

ff.net link
AO3 link
Pick your poison.

Here's another portion of my Mass Effect fanfiction. All of them Mass Effect Kink Meme fills. Linking ff.net stories instead of original fills, because they're cleaned up of all the grammar and spelling errors.



In Plain Sight (FemShep + Joker friendship. Bonding over being nerds. Also included: two mini fills about Urdnot Tarrasque Riders. Basically means I…

DAMN he cleans up nicely!
Considering his usual appearance is this:

Yeah, it's epic. Awesome.



But.

Some 9 years ago, mediocre nu metal band called it.

I wish I was kidding. This song just sums it up so perfectly.







I heard you, BioWare. "Definite ending to the series." You forgot to mention that it's a definite ending to the whole damn universe.

Nice job breaking it.



I loved it. But now I'm…

Last night, results for Mass Effect Kink Meme's 2nd People's Choice Awards were announced.

I got nominated in three categories: Best FemShep/Garrus Fic, Best Humor Fic and Best Fic Without Shepard As Main Character.

AND I WON IN ALL THREE CATEGORIES!

Ok, I know, it's fanfiction. You might say, nothing important or particularly prestigious. But to me it means the world.

First time in my life I won with my…

I loved Skyrim.

I promise, this is relevant.

I loved it despite it's Elder Scrolls, which I mostly don't like at all. That game was really something. Sure, it had several awkward moments, but as a whole, it was really lovely. Still not my favourite, but definitely top 10.

When I heard about Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, I was pretty excited. Surely, a game of…

It's been a decent year, I guess. Nothing really bad happened. Nothing great either. It's not over yet, so there's still time for the annual death in the family, but I'm hoping, not this year.

Let's see how did the resolutions go, shall we?



1. I will not agonise about being closer to thirty than I was last year.

Failed miserably when I realised, I'm getting nostalgic about Windows 3.1. Fuck me, but I'm old. Today I heard, over 30 it's even worse. Way to cheer me…

...what have I been up to.

I've been playing on Mass Effect Kink Meme.

Yup. I've been writing kinky Mass Effect fanfiction.

And all of them have typos. Because I'm blind.

Here are some of my fills:



Princess Bride song parody…

1. I will not agonise about being closer to thirty than I was last year.

It's my birthday. Supermassive fail.

2. I will not harbour inappropriate…

Popcorn.

And someone to help me with this story I wrote.

A knight, while on the road, saw a carriage. In it, sat a very beautiful princess.

He got the sudden urge for some female company and devised a plan:

I'm goint to ride very fast right by her and she'll yell, "hey, sir knight, where are you going so fast?". I'll stop and tell her, "Fast or not, but how about a shag?"

He did as he planned, but the princess wouldn't yell, or even notice him at all.

Not bothered by the failure, he devised a new plan!

I'm goint…

After six years of running perfectly, finally, last night, my faithful computer, Turbo Killer, shuffled off its mortal coil and joined the choir invisible.

During those six years, it never  experienced a BSOD. Not once! It was a smooth-running, perfectly set up battle station that I built by myself, and built it to last!

Only repairs I ever had to do was a DVD replacement. I only had to update RAM and graphic card once.

And it still ran even the most recent games…

Oh my fuck, I'm so bored.

What could I do?

I know, let's check up on those New Year Resolutions.

1. I will not agonise about being closer to thirty than I was last year.

SUPERMASSIVE…

So it's January 3^rd.

My parents' wedding anniversary. The 30^th.

I made a fool of myself yet again, by playing Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho and making a speech worthy of Bridget Jones.

“So, 30 years, I don't know what should I say. Gratz? Ding? I don't know. It's a long time. I honestly never thought I'll live till 30, but you made your marriage…

It's January 2^nd 2011.

Yesterday, I suffered a horribly toxic hangover after drinking only half a bottle of sparkling wine. Damn sparkling wine. I'd love MythBusters to examine its properities, it seems that you don't actually feel you're getting drunk on it, even after pouring an equivalent of Red Sea of it down your throat. But even after half a bottle, the…

This is Indy.

No, not because of Indiana Jones.

Because of Indian motorcycles. He purrs so loudly and with just right frequency as…

[22:13:53] palladiamorsdeus: I am...trying to decide what I Think of Cata

[22:16:07] Loethlin: to be honest, i'm usure yet either

[22:16:45] palladiamorsdeus: I don't....know.  The feel is...off.

[22:17:31] Loethlin: it does!

[22:17:48] palladiamorsdeus: It's WoW,  but at the same time it's NOT WoW.

[22:18:00] Loethlin: there are parts that i love to death about it but hmmm

[22:18:30] palladiamorsdeus: Exactly!

[22:18:33] Loethlin: also, the amout of work you are…

Once upon a time, far, far away, there lived a family.

Parents and two sons, although they were rather poor, loved each other and lead a happy life.

They lived in the mountains, close to Nature, only surviving of what they produced themselves. Chickens in the hovel provided them with eggs, occasional poulrty and early-morning-wake-up. Nearby stream offered pleny of fish to be caught, on the small field there grew wheat. Small herd of sheep provided red meat and wool, and their only…