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Sploich's Blog – May 2012 Archive (47)

Sploich Reviews A Serious Man (2009)



There's so much to be said about this movie but it's so hard to put it into words. I suppose that could be said about just about anything directors Joel and Ethan Coen have done. But A Serious Man is by far their most personal and psychological film. It's the story of a man, Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg), whose life is unravelling right before his eyes. His wife (Sari Lennick) is leaving him for Sy Ableman (Fred…

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Added by Sploich on May 31, 2012 at 5:48pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)



Manny (Ray Romano) and Ellie (Queen Latifah) are having a baby and Sid (John Leguizamo) wants to help, but he's not exactly good with kids. Sid finds some eggs underground he decides to raise them, but when they turn out to be dinosaur eggs and their mother is looking for them. In order to retrieve their friend Sid from the new monstrous threat, the herd has to travel into the treacherous underground world of the…

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Added by Sploich on May 29, 2012 at 2:50am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)



Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo) and Diego (Denis Leary) have found a place to live, but it's not going to last long. Their new home is about to be flooded and the entire group has to move on in order to survive. But along the way, Manny finds that he isn't the only mammoth left when he discovers Ellie (Queen Latifah).

I honestly don't know where to begin with this movie. I guess the best thing to do is…

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Added by Sploich on May 28, 2012 at 11:08pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Ice Age (2002)



The Ice Age is on the horizon and Manfred the Mammoth(Ray Romano) and Sid the Sloth (John Lequizamo) find themselves taking care of a baby human as they try to find a place to live. Meanwhile, Diego the sabertooth tiger (Denis Leary) is on his own mission to retrieve the baby as a bit of revenge against the humans. The three have to work together to bring the baby back alive, but back where is the question.

I feel…

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Added by Sploich on May 27, 2012 at 11:59pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Men in Black III (2012)



It's been ten years and the Men in Black are back. Coming along with them is a villain from the past, Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement), who was imprisoned on the moon by Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) in the 1960s. After learning how to travel through time, Boris goes back and murders K, leaving his partner Agent J (Will Smith) to jump back himself and try to stop Boris.

After the embarrassing money grab that was the…

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Added by Sploich on May 25, 2012 at 1:35pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews One for the Money (2012)



Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) is down on her luck and down on cash, so she takes a job as a bounty hunter. Her first case it taking in an old bedmate, Police Officer Joe Morelli (Jason O'Mara). But in her search for Morelli, she finds herself getting wrapped too deeply into a very dangerous situation and she needs to find a way out.

I think what I find charming about this movie is how incredibly basic it is.…

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Added by Sploich on May 23, 2012 at 11:09pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews The Woman in Black (2012)



Arthur Kipps (Danielle Radcliffe) is a lawyer who has been sent to a small village to settle the estate of a woman whose family died tragically. While in their home, he begins seeing her ghost as well as the deaths of several local children. He realizes the he is the one who must put an end to this.

If Daniel Radcliffe wants to make a name for himself and get past the Harry Potter thing, he needs to pick better…

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Added by Sploich on May 23, 2012 at 4:45pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Super (2010)

After his wife (Liv Tyler) leaves him, Frank D'Arbo (Rainn Wilson) decides to become the Crimson Bolt and fight crime until he can get her back. He is joined by Libby (Ellen Page), a comic book store clerk who has always wanted to be a superhero herself. Together they set out to stop the villainous drug dealer Jacques (Kevin Bacon) and his evil ways.

I love seeing a superhero movie that's both fully original and…

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Added by Sploich on May 22, 2012 at 4:14pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Attack the Block (2011)

After being mugging a woman one night, Moses (John Boyega) and his friends find themselves in the middle of an alien invasion. They also find themselves in the apartment block of Sam (Jodie Whittaker), the woman they mugged, and the group now has to work together in order to survive.

The movie starts off making you really not like the main characters. They're a bunch of thugs who don't seem to have any morality to…

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Added by Sploich on May 22, 2012 at 1:56am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Wild Wild West (1999)

Allegedly based on the television show of the same name, which I have never seen, Wild Wild West follows Captain James West (Will Smith) and U.S. Marshall Artemus Gordon (Kevin Kline) as they are ordered by President Grant (also Kevin Kline) to stop Dr. Arliss Loveless (Kenneth Branagh) and his plot to take over the United States government.

I think the first problem with this movie that I have to point out is the…

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Added by Sploich on May 21, 2012 at 7:25pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Men in Black II (2002)

The Men in Black are back, this time to fight a threat from the past. It's up to Agent J (Will Smith) to bring back Agent K's (Tommy Lee Jones) memories so he can fight back.

This is a very bad movie. There's really no other way to say it. Pretty much everything they got right in the first is thrown out in favor of cheap jokes that completely contradict the entire point of the first. The movie starts off breaking its…

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Added by Sploich on May 21, 2012 at 1:49pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Men in Black (1997)

The Men in Black are an agency specializing in extra-terrestrial matters and K (Tommy Lee Jones) is just one of their agents. After an encounter with an alien, a man who soon goes by the name J (Will Smith) is recruited to help stop an oncoming war.

I've had the hardest time figuring out exactly what it is I liked about this movie. I don't think it's anything spectacular but as far as being an entertaining movie, it…

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Added by Sploich on May 21, 2012 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Alex (Ben Stiller), Marty (Chris Rock), Melman (David Schwimmer) and Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith) are leaving Madagascar, but their trip ends short with them crashing in a reserve in Africa. There, Alex is reunited with his parents (Bernie Mac and Sherri Shepherd) and the rest find themselves fitting in with their kind a little too well.

This movie takes a step in the right direction. Having introduced the characters…

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Added by Sploich on May 19, 2012 at 9:03pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Madagascar (2005)

Alex the Lion (Ben Stiller), Marty the Zebra (Chris Rock), Melman the Giraffe (David Schwimmer) and Gloria the Hippopotamus (Jada Pinkett Smith) live in the New York Central Zoo, but Marty wants to live in the wild. He gets his chance when the four of them find themselves lost on a jungle island called Madagascar. They then have to befriend a tribe of lemurs and avoid both the natural predators and the predators inside…

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Added by Sploich on May 19, 2012 at 12:37am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Battleship (2012)

Battleship is pretty much exactly what I was expecting. I could just see the writers shrugging when handed the premise and saying, "We got nothin'." It was a complete waste of two hours of my day sitting through this mess of boring CG propaganda.

The movie centers on Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch), a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy who encounters an alien invasion on what was to be his last day before they kicked him out of…

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Added by Sploich on May 18, 2012 at 2:01pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews The Rugrats Movie (1998)

I'm reluctant to say whether I was ever a fan of Rugrats on Nickelodeon. Honestly I remember spending more of my childhood on The Disney Afternoon or on Cartoon Network. I guess I was a fan to some extent though because I do remember seeing this movie in theaters, and this is pretty much the first time I've seen it since then. And while I have a really hard time bringing myself to call this a "good" movie, it's definitely a…

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Added by Sploich on May 18, 2012 at 12:21am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

After what seems to be a meteor shower off the coasts of every major city in the world, the military is called in to treat it as a military attack from another planet. We spend a majority of the film following a specific group of soldiers as they traverse L.A. in search of a way out or a way to stop the invasion.

I can't begin to describe to you how worthless this movie is. I'm even having a hard time coming up with…

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Added by Sploich on May 17, 2012 at 6:02am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews The Dictator (2012)

Sacha Baron Cohen is back, this time as Admiral General Aladeen, ruler and dictator of the African Republic of Wadiya. After being threatened by the rest of the world to stop oppressing his people, Aladeen travels to the United States to speak to the United Nations. But he is forced into a life of American mediocrity when his right-hand man Tamir (Ben Kingsley) attempts to murder and replace him. Aladeen now has to rise…

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Added by Sploich on May 16, 2012 at 3:03pm — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Underworld: Awakening (2012)

A lot has happened between Underworld: Evolution and Underworld: Awakening. The humans have discovered the vampires, the lycans and their war and have decided to put a stop to it. Twelve years after the purging, Selene (Kate Beckinsale) awakens in a laboratory and set out to find Michael. But on her journey she encounters a little girl (India Eisley) who may be the key to finding what she's looking for.

This is a…

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Added by Sploich on May 16, 2012 at 3:31am — No Comments

Sploich Reviews Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Centuries before the events of the first two Underworld films, lycan (werewolf) Lucian (Michael Sheen) was in love with Sonja (Rhona Mitra), the daughter of the ruler of the vampires, Viktor (Bill Nighy). Their unity brought with it the rise of the enslaved lycans, leading to the war that we've all become well acquainted with in the present story.

Going back and telling this story is a little confusing to me. From a…

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Added by Sploich on May 15, 2012 at 11:06pm — No Comments

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