If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Based on a true story (a claim that gets progressively harder to believe as the film goes on because this stuff is bonkers), Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain centers on the 1990s crime spree committed by Miami’s own “Sun Gym Gang,” one that saw personal trainer Lugo (along with his equally stupid cohorts, Paul Doyle, played by Dwayne Johnson and Adrian Doorbal, played by Anthony Mackie) hatch the brilliant (sarcasm all-around) scheme to trick a gym customer…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on April 27, 2013 at 7:52am — No Comments
Indiana Jones. My hero. It takes a little bit, in each of the first three movies in this franchise, to get to the hero score composed by John Williams. You know the one. But once it hits and we meet our hero, my spine tingles and a part of my brain that’s usually deep in analytical thought is washed over with pure, unadulterated amore. Indiana Jones has always been my guy. A scientist, an adventurer, a cavalier man of the ladies. He belongs in a museum, as monument to…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on September 22, 2012 at 12:33pm — No Comments
Hot off their latest mission, Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his ragtag team of mercenaries are pulled right back in the game when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) presents them with a new assignment. It should be easy—to travel to Albania and retrieve a briefcase carrying a blueprint of a plutonium mine. The villain, helpfully named Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme), isn't exactly quaking in his boots, but he probably should be. There is exactly no chance whatsoever Barney will allow him to…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on August 17, 2012 at 11:13am — No Comments
Will you watch the "the Watch"
This film’s original title, Neighborhood Watch, was altered…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on July 27, 2012 at 9:03am — No Comments
Assemble your Ass to the nearest movie theatre Now!!
So glad to see that this movie did basically nothing wrong. I had my fears and doubts about it, I mean, so many big superheroes in one movie, isn't that like having too many…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on May 4, 2012 at 1:02pm — No Comments
The heart behind the hand behind the puppet…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on March 18, 2012 at 11:36am — No Comments
Modern Warfare + Shakespeare = Coriolanus
After targeting concentration camp inmates and a boy wizard in some of his darkest acting roles, Ralph Fiennes sets his sights on a lesser known Shakespearean tragedy for his film directing debut. As well as calling the shots, Fiennes takes the lead role of Caius Martius Coriolanus. Amidst riots in his home, the general of…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on March 17, 2012 at 3:37pm — No Comments
Yes Kurtwood Smith Is In This ... DUMBASS!
The fifth sequel to 1979's original…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on March 5, 2012 at 10:32pm — No Comments
As extended commercials go, it's a winner!
Keep in mind…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on June 30, 2011 at 12:19pm — No Comments
Lightning does strike twice...…
Added by Fall on Joe on June 11, 2011 at 4:00pm — No Comments
Does Eastwood have what it takes to take a bullet?
Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan is a fairly successful agent working for the president, yet the guilt of not being able to save President Kennedy back in…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on May 24, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments
Who knew that an Austrailian and a Brit can make such great cowboys?
3:10 to Yuma is the remake of a 1957 film of the same name. Both films are based on a short story by Elmore Leonard. Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is a rancher who is struggling to support his family and is mired in…Continue
When the government secretly hires a firm to produce a time-slowing device that would speed up a person's molecules so that they could travel at several times normal speed, a high school student ends up with the device and becomes the target of a manhunt to get it back.
Clockstoppers is the…
Added by Fall on Joe on May 13, 2011 at 7:00pm — No Comments
Thor was much much better than I expected. I didn't know if they could pull of the balance between the Norse mythology stuff and the real world Marvel Universe. I should've known better because Marvel knows their characters and knows what we want to see. Spider-Man set a new standard for the superhero film genre back in the day. Iron Man upped the ante. Thor takes the ball and runs with it and places that bar even higher. I look forward to seeing it again and know it will do well enough to…Continue
Added by Fall on Joe on May 9, 2011 at 8:00am — No Comments
Whether film buffs would ever admit it or not, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is a classic film, arguably way before its time. Although for the die-hard fans of the comic book this movie did lack the apparent actual violence it did instead have great dramatic scenes blended in with witty comedic lines.
With a dark tone and gritty cinematography filmed with fantastic sets and locations around New York this 90s movie is far from something to be pigeonholed…
Added by Fall on Joe on February 14, 2011 at 8:00am — No Comments