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Babylon AD, Batman, And Some Other Random Rants

So....I decided to take in a late night movie after working like a Hebrew slave all day (housecleaning...my own house that is). I chose Babylon AD...I'd only seen one preview, and I was tired when I saw it. Should've known better.Batman talks low, Vin Diesel talks slow....so damn slooooooooooooow throughout this whole movie. I couldn't stand it! Shi*t's blowing up, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket, and Vin is giving orders like he has on a helmet and a drool cup in his hand. Then… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on August 31, 2008 at 1:30am — No Comments

Hellboy VS. Hancock..oh, and a short blurb on pan's labryinth

Soooo.... I saw Hellboy 2 about 2 weeks ago, and just FINALLY finished watching Hellboy 1. So, how odd was it that some crazy ass fbi agents found a little red demon baby with an unusually large rock hand off the coast of BFE? Hmmm....and how convenient is it that his girlfriend is Firestarter of the 21st century with a posh spice haircut? Well, at least he has nice muscles to keep her interest. I guess love truly is blind, because I couldn't look at his face for very long, but, hey, I live in F… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on July 28, 2008 at 10:30pm — 1 Comment

Indiana Jones, Sex & The City, and some other tidbits about my life.....

Since this is a film review website, I'll start with that. I gave Indiana Jones a 7/10. It was adventurous and quite frankly, typical Indiana Jones-ish. I was impressed that Harrison Ford pretty much looked the same, barring the gray hair. The action was satisfying, but no more dramatic the the Indiana Jones flims that came before it. It really did remind me, excuse me, I mean, National Treasure truly did rip off Indiana Jones. Anyway...I am still yet to see The Forbidden Kingdom (I'm REALLY beh… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on June 1, 2008 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Too bad Eve didn't have Air Conditioning.....

So, I was going to do a blog on life in general and it was going to be pretty damn boring, but the universe sent something my way to liven up my night that I'll share with you and go to bed. I was sitting in the bed thinking of what to type when I hear this EXTREMELY loud noise that sounded like someone dragging/scraping a plastic barrel across concrete. At first it sounded like it was coming from my neighbors direction, so I ignored it for about 2 minutes, until it became louder. At this point… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on May 5, 2008 at 11:35pm — 1 Comment

Oh, The Irony of It All....

So there are currently 2 social epidemics in Orlando, Florida (in my opinion). 1. Everyone complains there's nothing to do for young urban professionals 2. It is full of ewoks (short, chubby men with gold teeth who make weird noises and clicking sounds that I am supposed to interpret as English) Tonight, I shall be addressing issue # 1 A few weeks ago, I held an event (bowling and dinner at Bahama Breeze) that was a success. Meaning, people came out, participated and had a good time, made som… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on April 13, 2008 at 12:00am — No Comments

Manual Labor

This is my first blog post for this site. It was fate for me to come here to spill. I found this site by doing a google search to see if I was the ONLY person in the world who thought that the makers of 10000 BC were krazy as hell for putting white people in some ratty, nappy fake a** Bob Marley dreadlock wigs. giving them some sticks, and calling them "cave men." Apparently, I wasn't. Sooooo...today I FINALLY finished sodding my back yard. I am telling you. I could not have been a slave. They… Continue

Added by DaGirlGenius on April 8, 2008 at 11:30pm — 1 Comment