Shoot and torture and mutilate and flambé and atomise and dissect and cannibalise and behead and lobotomise and sodomise and force feed faeces to ANYONE that spoils the cameo in this movie.
Outside of the much talked about cameo it's actually a pretty good film despite Jesse Eisenberg’s best Mi… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on October 26, 2009 at 11:16am —
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If you want bad ass GI Joe go and buy Resolute, if you want to watch GI Joe set in the same universe as ‘Police Squad!’ this is right up your street.
Still not convi… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on October 26, 2009 at 10:22am —
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For those of you salivating for this be awesomeness unbound I’ve some disappointing news- it sucks. No; it sucks ass! No still not right.... here-
If you're still reading this and haven't curled up into the foetal position sobbing your eyes out, kudos. I never did see the big deal about a sequel for such a… Continue
I, like many of you I suspect, had a middling childhood; not great but not ungodly awful- to the untrained eye I wasted my free time in front of the goggle-box becoming a supposed anti social misfit, however TV provided a moral compass when mom and dad were working which still influences me today.
'Batman the Animated Series' was one of the most prominent programmes still in my memory but th… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on October 8, 2009 at 5:00pm —
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Smacking your parched lips together usually gives something of an indication to whatever you were drinking the previous night and, once you get past the… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on July 2, 2009 at 4:30pm —
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No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
Find more music like this on The Spill.com Movie Community WHY SO CHIRPY?
Well, apart from the new theme music, Because this-… Continue
No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
I FIND YOUR LACK OF PUNCTUALITY DISTURBING
Really? Working a dead job in the odd hours of the morning and slinging together a film adhoc, which will cost £2000 before a single frame is shot, without first getting location permissions is somehow outweighed by my punctuality? More to the point, the likelihood of anyone outside of the production seeing t… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on June 4, 2009 at 4:00am —
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No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
WTF IS THE DOUBLE NEGATIVE FOR?
I have a crew/ cast nearly assembled, only a few tweaks to the script and I'll have my full compliment of characters.
WHAT TWEAKS?
Well I'm one guy short so I'll have to involve monozygotics to bump up the numbers; if written it properly it should be unnoticed- write it wrong and you end up with… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on May 25, 2009 at 4:00pm —
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No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
*FLICKS THROUGH SCRIPT*
So?
FEELS FAMILIAR
Well, if you grew up on a steady diet of repeats that included Air Wolf, Knightrider, A-Team, Star Trek, Police Squad coupled with multiple viewings of The Naked Gun, Grosse Pointe Blank, Die Hard, Office Space AND heavily read Viking Mythology and Aesops' fables cover to cover, you'd understand.
ITS… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on May 11, 2009 at 1:30pm —
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As of May 15th one of my favourite sites for movie news (apart from Spill.com) is punching out for the last time. News of their departure was broken by major contributor and owner of the blog, Dave, whose commitment and writing made me laugh and admire his take on the circus that is Hollywood; in it he writes-
"It’s been great sharing my thoughts on movie news and rumors (and a bit o’ pop culture) with you folks, but… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on May 9, 2009 at 1:00pm —
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No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
YOU'RE LATE.
I was helping decorate my moms room over Easter, I have a life beyond this you know.
ORLY?
No. Not really. Not even remotely. Coming home tired doesn't make this blog post any easier to do, especially when music.download from cnet closed down and was replaced by the inferior last.fm; although the discovery of… Continue
No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
WHAT'S NEW?
The delivery of my camera formally marks the beginning of what will be known as the year of hell.
WHY???
I have parents who have, shall we say, high expectations of me not to mention the amoun… Continue
No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
HOW IT STARTED-
Like any Frank Miller story it all started with a woman, specifically being spurned by someone you thought reciprocated the same feelings for a long time and then suddenly derails any shred of hope in you by summarily rejecting you*.
HOW'D YOU COPE?
Some people cut the… Continue
Dear 20th Century Fox,
I know that this latest saga hasn't done anything to dampen your chiefs' frankly ROFL-worthy internet paranoia but before you punish this community remember this- The leak came from your end, not ours. YOU fucked up, not us.
The legality of the leak isn't in question but the responsibility of the individual(s) that wanted to hurt this film… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on April 3, 2009 at 4:00pm —
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For nearly a week I have tried fruitlessly to review this film and, in between Firefox crashing, every time I try to describe it sounds either zany, needlessly gritty or even flat out boring. Its kinda like learning to make an omelet- you can show someone how to do it in 2 min… Continue
Added by jarlabrelk on March 23, 2009 at 9:30am —
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Every week on the Celtx Project Central Forum discussions there's a competition for screenwriting, sometimes it short, sometimes its long, sometimes it seems irreverent but practice makes perfect when you're aspiring screenwriter.
Participation requires a free download of Celtx script writing software (made by mozilla) and setting up an account. Once all that's done you can read and comment upon any of… Continue
Another year has passed and more of my memories have been lost to rampant alcoholism, inane banter and the occasional fight or two, but there are still those memories so seared into my consciousness that trying to forget them is like trying to forget how to breathe. One of these such experiences is the the original 94 episode run of B.R Chopras' 'Mahabharat' . Broadcast betwe… Continue
A Podcast for horror fans all over the spectrum, we talk horror video games, movies, books, comics, toys, anything horror....with some bullshit on the side!!
For the listeners of the C&V podcast who want to give us feedback and ask us questions.
note: I didn't want to start this group, infact I hate the idea, but part of me wanted to know how many people listen to the show so i decided FINE
8 minutes ago
B/CirCuit Is Still Tryin 2 Get His Socom Confrontation Trophies (PS3).
Hi guys. Due to a tech fault I’ am unable to bring W-E this week. Ugh.... My fucking pride stings on that one man. So I add this. A group W-E if U will, Titbit news and a few trailers.
Ok, first off, New Moon. It made a killing at the box of...
"Goosebumps"? "FRIED DYNAMITE?" "Outta Jimmy's Head(ass)"? Wtf is wrong with Cartoon network? What happened to the good 'ol days with Dexter's lab and the rest? Join this group to remember the good 'ol days before Cartoon Network CHANGED FOREVER.
Since we can no longer find people's videos they posted by going to their page anymore. I found it hard to find some of the animated reviews, Thus this group was created
