Once again, my intrepid journalistic skills (fishing through White House garbage bins) bring you the exclusive scoop:
On a side note, I recently saw
W. and it is brilliant. Oliver Stone realized that the only way to effectively capture the aimless, idiotic Bush administration on…
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Added by Jared on October 22, 2008 at 6:04pm —
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Hi, I'm back from hiatus.
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Added by Jared on September 29, 2008 at 4:53pm —
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Listen up guys. Apparently
Dane Cook is still making movies. This is a big problem.
Now, I considered writing a strongly worded letter to Mr. Cook beseeching him to stop, you know, performing ever again. But then I realized an arrogant asshole like Dane Cook probably only reads things from his adoring fans. In lieu of this, it was time to…
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Added by Jared on September 29, 2008 at 4:00pm —
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If you ask me, this is the
last movie I'd choose to make a book out of, but it seems Seltzer/Friedberg are at it again. They've commissioned an author to adapt their screenplay, and I've got some exclusive excerpts for you guys. Enjoy.
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Added by Jared on August 27, 2008 at 1:30pm —
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Start getting jealous again, because
Kevin Smith has seen another highly anticipated upcoming film. After viewing early screenings of
The Dark Knight…
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Added by Jared on August 25, 2008 at 1:30pm —
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There are a lot of rumors circulating about why the film release of
Half-Blood Prince was delayed. The truth is, it has nothing to do with business concerns or uneasiness over Daniel Radcliffe’s other projects
Rather, my confidential source tells me that the extra time is being used to update the film. Director David Yates will be accommodatin…
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Added by Jared on August 21, 2008 at 12:30pm —
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A new
Star Wars version is coming! I’ve included leaked quotes from Lucas’ soon to be released statement about the new edition, along with some screenshots and videos showcasing the changes. As you know,…
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Added by Jared on August 18, 2008 at 12:00pm —
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Added by Jared on August 12, 2008 at 12:00pm —
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I've revised my most recent post (usually try to do it
before it goes up). Feedback, as always is appreciated. Haters only, please.
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Added by Jared on August 7, 2008 at 8:33pm —
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Air-conditioned, comfortable, and filled with popcorn, movie theaters have always been a worthy stoner destination. In fact, it should be no surprise to some of you that certain movies can be a lot of fun to watch while high (an appropriate way to let me know if you’re one of these people is to spam the comments with “420 w33d 4 life!!1”).
I could wax poetically about this subject forever, so this list is far from exhaustive. Nonetheless, I hope you’ll find a good mix of old standbys and novel…
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Added by Jared on August 6, 2008 at 7:30pm —
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A stylized interpretation of Gotham, far from Nolan's vision.
In the late 80s,
Tim Burton met with legendary comics author
Alan Moore to dis…
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Added by Jared on August 5, 2008 at 11:30am —
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When people talk of a “development hell,” I’m pretty sure they’re envisioning the ninth circle as a private party for the
Watchmen film, with buddies
Ghostbusters 3 and
Halo: The Movie in attendance.
Seeing is believing though, and with the release of
Zack Snyder’s kick-…
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Added by Jared on July 31, 2008 at 1:53pm —
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Frank Miller presented some images detailing the development of the film:
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Added by Jared on July 30, 2008 at 11:26am —
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Is this the new classroom? Sort of...
Pop culture is getting smarter, and so are you. Bear with me for a bit, because I know how crazy that sounds.
Conventional wisdom suggests that television and movies are becoming mired in a cesspool of sex,…
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Added by Jared on July 29, 2008 at 11:30am —
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The picture above captures the awesome that is
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Joss Whedon's pet project during the writers' strike,
Dr. Horrible is a 40-or-so-minute three act musical following aspiring supervillain, Dr. Horrible. It was released exclusively through internet distribution, and although it's been available for a while, I checked it out last night…
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Added by Jared on July 29, 2008 at 10:30am —
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Let’s face it, you could do a whole lot worse than bats.
10) Turkey
The Animal:
Turkeys are widely known for their unparalleled stupidity, inability to fly, and high meat-to-guilt ratio, a measurement that pits the deliciousness of an animal’s meat against how adorable it…
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Added by Jared on July 25, 2008 at 11:00am —
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I’ve seen a lot of talk recently about which Batman villains wouldn’t work, under any circumstances, in a Christopher Nolan film. I think the far cooler question is: how might some classic Batman villains turn out if that’s just where they happened to show up?
I decided to take a look at four of Batman’s most iconic villains. Though they’ve all appeared in a Batman film before, I’m pretty sure this is the first time that they’ve been
“Nolan-ified,” taking a swing at what a third film’s p…
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Added by Jared on July 24, 2008 at 2:30pm —
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Christopher Nolan has brought the Joker into the twenty-first century, making him dark, gritty, and psychologically complex. But come on, this is 2008, and just like everyone else you know the modern Joker would be going online. What better way to find victims than through the magic of the internet?
(Click on the image for the clearer, larger size)
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Added by Jared on July 17, 2008 at 1:30pm —
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It had to happen.
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Added by Jared on July 16, 2008 at 1:51pm —
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Let's just save everyone a little bit of time:
[Edit: Thanks to akumi okada for suggestions regarding a wording edit.]
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