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District 9 Review by Austin

Man, where the hell do I start with this movie? Well for one thing I'm glad I finally saw it, took me long enough. Time for a poorly written review!

Well in terms of plot, I really don't wanna spoil anything, cause there's a lot to spoil. (Is letting people know that things could be spoiled count as a spoiler?) But you know the basics, Aliens "crash" on good ol' planet Earth, and conflict en… Continue

Added by Austin II on August 21, 2009 at 10:01am — 1 Comment

Austin Reviews Watchmen on Blu-Ray!

I've been looking forward to this one for a long time, I love the movie version of Watchmen. The directors cut only makes it better, not to mention this is a 3-DISC Blu-Ray! Granted that 3rd disc is just the digital copy of the movie. But on with the review!

Let me start by saying that the directors cut IS the superior version of the film without a doubt in my mind. It's way… Continue

Added by Austin II on July 23, 2009 at 9:45am — 1 Comment

Austin "Reviews" Michael and Michael Have Issues!

I was pretty exited for this show when I heard about it, I think Michael Ian Black is an awesome comedian, but I had no idea who Michael Showalter is. However, after seeing this show, I wish I had. This show is great!! Yay.

The show goes like this, Michael and Michael have a show together, (I forgot what it's called.) and various antics occur when they try to… Continue

Added by Austin II on July 16, 2009 at 10:30am — 6 Comments

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review by Austin!

Da da da, Robots in disguise!

Disguise my ass, these Transformers couldn't hide if they where invisible. See what that is, that's a bad joke. This movie has way to many of them. That's a pretty bad start to this review, so I'm gonna start with the negative and end with positives. Okay, where to begin.... Well the so called comedy ( I use that term lo… Continue

Added by Austin II on July 4, 2009 at 4:58pm — 1 Comment

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MICHEAL JACKSON IS DEAD SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK

GOD DAMNIT THAT IS THE WORST THING EVER FUCK FUCK ASS >:'(>:'(>:'(>:'(>:'( Continue

Added by Austin II on June 25, 2009 at 6:31pm — 5 Comments

Heroes Convention 2009 was the SH*T!!!!! (and Austin is to lazy to write all about it)

Wow, talk about an awesome convention. It's my first one ever, and I must say I couldn't ask for more out of it. Since it's kinda hard for me to put it all in words, I'm just gonna put some bulletins on the main things and elaborate on them later. 1. Loads of comics up the ass. 2. I bought lots of cool stuff (will elaborate later) 3. People with cool costumes showed up. 4. I met BRIAN MICHEAL BENDIS!!! 5. Brian Micheal Bendis gave me a cookie :0. (Seriously, he did.) 6. I got a photo with BRIAN… Continue

Added by Austin II on June 23, 2009 at 4:29pm — No Comments

Blade II (2002) "Review" by Austin

Oh boy, the sequel to Blade! I heard this was a superior sequel, and it certainly was to me. It's just so insane that I can't help but love it. It's also got a better poster.

Well where do I begin. Guess I should start with the plot. To sum it up really quickly, it's no better or deeper than the last movie. However, it's a much better "plot", in that it allows for much more crazy action… Continue

Added by Austin II on June 13, 2009 at 4:21pm — No Comments

Blade (1998) "Review" by Austin

Ahh Blade, how your coolness has eluded me for so long. About time I saw this movie, I heard it's supposed to have really cool action and stuff right? Well, yeah. I don't feel like writing a whole lot right now so I'm gonna keep it basic. (I've never read a Blade comic before by the way.)

So, Blade is about a guy named Blade (Wesley Snipes) who's mother happened to be attacked by a vampire while sh… Continue

Added by Austin II on June 9, 2009 at 5:30pm — 2 Comments

Austins Terminator Salvation "Review"

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

Yes indeed, The Terminator franchise is definitely one of my favorites. EVER. So I was totally pumped to go see this with my Terminator loving buddies on the big screen. Was I disappointed? Nope.

I'm not gonna spoil any plot points for anyb… Continue

Added by Austin II on May 27, 2009 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

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