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Movie Review: 2012.

2012

Directed by Roland Emmerich Starring: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor Running Time: 158 Mins Genre: Adventure | Action "You were warned, we told you it was a Roland Emmerich film. Did you listen?" If only life was like a Roland Emmerich film, boy… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on November 14, 2009 at 12:00pm — 10 Comments

Movie Review: The Fourth Kind

The Fourth Kind

Directed by Olatunde Osunsanmi Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton Running Time: 98 Mins Genre: Sci-Fi |Horror Stop, before you make a joke about Steven Spielberg’s “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” let me make it c… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on November 6, 2009 at 5:00pm — 8 Comments

Movie Review: 9.

“9” is having a bit of an identity crisis. It takes liberally from several obvious sources but promises something that we haven’t seen all year. “9” promises an adult experience that is both suitable for kids but assessable for adults, but does it keep all o… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on November 2, 2009 at 11:59am — 1 Comment

Movie Review: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Directed by Terry Gilliam Starring: Heath Ledger, Christopher Plummer Running Time: 122 Mins Genre: Fantasy | Adventure Terry Gilliam has almost created a love him or hate him reputation for himsel… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on October 24, 2009 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

Cloudy witha chance of Meatballs brightened up my day.

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

Directed by Phil Lord Starring: Bill Hader, Anna Faris, Adam Samberg Running Time: 90 Mins Genre: Animation/Comedy Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a vague title. So much so that its almost off-putting. M… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on September 25, 2009 at 11:00am — No Comments

500 Days of Summer comes out in the UK but it it destined to brighten up your day?

(500) Days of Summer

Directed by Marc Webb Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zoeey Deschanel Running Time: 93 Mins Genre: Romance/Comedy (500) Days of Summer is a simple story of boy meets girl. The boy Tom Hanson (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) believed his w… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on September 7, 2009 at 12:05pm — No Comments

The Hurt Locker comes out in the U.K but is it explosive or a total bomb?

The Hurt Locker 15 Directed by Kathryn Bigelow Starring: Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty Running Time: 131 Mins Genre: War/Thriller Red Wire? Blue Wire? Red Wire? Blue Wire? When you’re in the middle of a fire fight with the Iraq sun beaming dow… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on August 29, 2009 at 4:30pm — No Comments

"Moon" the best film of the year, a review by Stain-Boy.

Moon

Directed By Duncan Jones Starring: Sam Rockwell, Kevin Spacey Running Time: 97 mins Anybody that knows me knows that I’m a sucker for a Sci-Fi story. Just two years ago I was bowled over by Danny Boyle’s shimmering spectacle “Sunshine” whi… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on August 8, 2009 at 5:30am — 5 Comments

Martyrs comes out on DVD in the U.K. but is it Challenging Masterpiece of Torture Porn?

Martyrs

Directed by Pascal Laugier Starring: Morjana Alaou, Mylène Jampanoï, Catherine Bégin. Running Time: 99 Mins Genre: Horror | Drama The time is midnight; the date is the 23rd of July. I’m having a rough night. I’m finding it almost imposs… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on July 30, 2009 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

My Feeling on Ice Age 3. A mixed review.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs U Directed by Carlos Saldanha Starring: John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Ray Romano Running Time: 94 Mins Genre: Animation | Comedy Sever Meltdown... To be perfectly honest, I wasn’t a big fan of the first two Ice Age movies. The f… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on July 4, 2009 at 2:00pm — 7 Comments

Neil Marshall in talks for Predator?

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on June 13, 2009 at 2:50pm — No Comments

Drag Me to Hell Movie Review.

So many questions, so little time. I’m just going to come out and say it not only will this review be one of the longest I’ve written but folks I’m not holding back, this may include one or two spoilers. The movie I’m talking about, of course, is Sam Raimi’s “Drag Me To Hell” which in theory is Sam Raimi’s first horror films since The Evil Dead III:… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on May 28, 2009 at 2:30pm — 5 Comments

Angels & Demons Movie Review

Angels & Demons 12 Directed by Ron Howard Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewen McGregor, Ayelet Zurer Running Time: 139 Mins Genre: Action | Drama Ron Howard is a man not given enough credit for the great work that he does. Be it, Frost/Nixon, The Missing or A Beautiful Mind. When movie as such go overlooked he gives us something below the status quo. Some… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on May 16, 2009 at 12:00pm — No Comments

Star Trek Review

“I'm a doctor, not a physicist!” Boldly going where no other Star Trek movie has gone before. Upon coming out of the new J.J. Abrams I felt both joyful and saddened. Joyful because this is, very easily, the best thing I’ve seen this year and saddened because… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on May 7, 2009 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

McG talkes about Michael Bays penis (no seriously) o.O

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 30, 2009 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

Yet another Wolverine Review...

X-Men Origins: Wolverine Movie Review. Photobucket X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12 Directed by Gavin Hood Starring: Hugh Jackman, Leiv Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds. Running Time: 107 Mins Genre: Comic Book | Action Sharp claws, cheep cigars, cheesy one liners? Have I… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 29, 2009 at 3:22pm — 2 Comments

10 Exploitation Films You must see: Volume 2.

While it isn't my favourite film from Russ Meyer (that would be either "Vixen" or "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"), it is the most representative of his oeuvre. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it is the quintessential drive-in film. It has everything a good… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 16, 2009 at 12:00pm — No Comments

Hidden Gems: Volume 2.

If there's one thing for certain it's that Gullimero Del Toro's projects of passion ooze with a certain poetic flair unmatched by any other visionary. Before "The Devils Backbone even surfaced Del Toro was confined to making painfully flawed movie "Crono… Continue

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 15, 2009 at 3:54pm — No Comments

Movie News: Emmy Rossum in talks for Neil Gaimans "Death" adaptation.

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 15, 2009 at 8:21am — No Comments

10 Exploitation Films you must see: Volume 1.

Added by The Adventures of Stain-Boy on April 15, 2009 at 8:00am — 5 Comments

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