Mayor McGizzle's Blog (47)

Splinter review

Hey horror fans, are you tired of vampires, zombies and werewolves? If so, then “Splinter" is the perfect creature feature for you. So what exactly is the creature? Well the title of the movie says it all because it’s nothing more then a collection of grotesque splinters (of course) that get under your skin both literally and figuratively. The film features a comically mismatched couple: Seth is a nerdy biolog… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on November 15, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

The ten worst things Michael Bay has ever done

On my last blog I said I wouldn't bash Lucas because he's done great things for the film industry. What has Micheal Bay ever done? He's blown shit up, made careers out of useless eye candy, and reversed the civil rights struggle a few decades. The only people that like Michael Bay movies look like this...… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on October 15, 2009 at 9:04am — No Comments

Family Guy season premiere review

"The Road to the Multiverse" I hate it when the Family Guy is so random. Here, it actually fits into the story. Stewie has a device that allows him and Brian to travel to different dimensions. I wont spoil the actual dimensions they travel to, because each one is clever and funny and they lead to hilarious moments… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on September 28, 2009 at 1:00am — No Comments

Why Megan Fox is automatically cool now...

She's a got Shakespeare quote as her tattoo... How many hot chicks think like that? Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on September 17, 2009 at 10:03pm — 8 Comments

"Crank: High Voltage" the dvd review of the worst movie of 2009

A man sits in a psychiatrists office. He explains to his shrink his fear of death; while working as a paramedic a man held a gun to his face and he’s been afraid to die ever since. The psychiatrist makes some sexual advances at him and finally convinces him that there is nothing to be a afraid of. He gets up and proclaims his new love of live; and that’s when a bullet tears through the room and penetrates his head, splatterin… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on September 9, 2009 at 12:00am — 10 Comments

"World's Greatest Dad" review

What has happened to Daryl Sabala? You may remember him from the “Spy Kids” films where he played the smart, charming little spy Juni Cortez. He is now seventeen years old and co-stars in “World’s Greatest Dad” playing the role of Kyle Clayton, a perverted, foul mouthed little creep who’s favorite pastime is choking himself while masturbating. What a nice kid. There is no glamor in a playing a character like this; it is… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on September 7, 2009 at 1:00am — No Comments

M-Gizzle's top ten: The worst things George Lucas has ever done.

Hello folks. Let me mention a few things before we begin: nuking the fridge will not be on this list. If you knew the reference that scene makes you would not hate it so much. Second, I don't hate the prequels; they're not good or terrible but they are passable and that means they could have been better. I list a few reasons why. Third, Lucas has done a lot of great things for the movie industry so this will not… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on September 1, 2009 at 12:00pm — 10 Comments

Rob Zombie remaking "The Blob"? Sounds wonderful!

I do not like Rob Zombie’s films, but in spite of that I am looking forward to his next film. Why exactly? It will be remake of the classic 50’s B horror movie “The Blob”. Why is that a good thing? Because it’s different, drastically different from his last four serial killer movies which were all about serial murders, running around and slaughter… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 28, 2009 at 8:49pm — 2 Comments

My thoughts about "Inglorious Basterds"

Only a few people can get away with something as audacious as “Inglorious Basterds” and Quentin Tarantino proves that he is certainly one them. It’s bold and audacious because Quentin Tarantino uses real history like a prop which he manipulates to make his own style of adrenaline filled entertainment. This is his seventh feature film that he has written and directed after a few crime movies, a terrible car chase… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 27, 2009 at 9:51pm — No Comments

The Worst Movies of 2009...so far

10. Drag Me To Hell It’s a horror comedy that sure as hell isn’t funny or scary but it is one thing: disgusting. Thanks for heavily recommending this Spill crew… 9. Push A boring movie about boring people that have super powers; and that does… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 22, 2009 at 12:30pm — 14 Comments

"I Fight Piranhas" review

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 21, 2009 at 11:41pm — No Comments

"The Thin Man" book review

What attracted me to “The Thin Man” was the description of the main characters on the back of the book; a critic said that Nick and Norah Charles were two of the most interesting characters ever written. I found them no more interesting than any other married couple a person could meet while hanging around in a bar. They float around every bar in 1930’s New York and drink every kind of cocktail imaginable while exch… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 21, 2009 at 9:30pm — No Comments

The Collector Review

“The Collector” is a terrifying experience from start to finish. It is a slasher movie in a haunted house, but the catch is that the entire house has been rigged with booby traps and it becomes just as deadly as the killer. When something as simple as walking up the stairs becomes deadly the possibilities for terror and suspense are endless and this movie takes it about as far as it can go. The plot involves a burgla… Continue

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 13, 2009 at 1:00am — No Comments

The two Bens have been FIRED from "At The Movies"!

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 12, 2009 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

G.I Joe: Rise Of Cobra

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 10, 2009 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Transformers

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 10, 2009 at 6:00pm — 1 Comment

2 Days In The Valley

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 9, 2009 at 10:30pm — No Comments

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time Re-Shelled" game review

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 6, 2009 at 5:30pm — 2 Comments

Queued up! My adventures with Netflix

Added by Mayor McGizzle on August 2, 2009 at 12:30am — No Comments

[Rec] DVD review

Added by Mayor McGizzle on July 28, 2009 at 10:51pm — 6 Comments

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