If it's crap ... We'll tell you
You know, some days nothing goes right. Take this morning for instance. I rolled out of the Hive and just knew it was going to be a crap day. The Banelings spent all night chewing on the couch, there was no hot Creep in the shower, and as if all that wasn't enough... I wandered over to the Lair…
Did you ever get a song stuck in your head? Of course you have, you're not a killer robot from the future. Are you?…Continue
You know, it's just not fair. Some people have the best names. Take "Ezio Auditore da Firenze" for example. Anyone with more than ten syllables in their name is instantly going to demand respect. I mean, that's not even a name...…Continue
Laaaaayyyyydieees and Geeennntleeeemeeen, it's that time again! Step right up and take your turn to burn the heretic! Thrill with delight as our boys in blue kill the mutant! And do your part for the good of all humanity to purge the unclean! It's time for once again, for Space…Continue
I wasn't aware that Activision was actively reading my blog, but apparently I, Professor Jeff, have shamed them into releasing a full Modern Warfare 3 trailer simply by bitching on the…Continue
So... I heard you guys liked that Dead Island Trailer. It was emotionally resonant and slickly produced, but what about the game it was advertising? Well, there have been a few other gameplay trailers, but this morning we were treated to a whopping eleven minutes with…Continue
Dammit Epic, why do you do shit like this when you know it's going to make me sound like a crotchety old man.
WARNING: The following trailer may leave you all 'WTF…Continue
Well the PSN is back up. Not totally, but at least those of us who bought, you know, Portal 2, or SOCOM 4, or Mortal Kombat, can play online at least. But now that we've begun to return to a modicum of normality, the question on everyone's lips is ... 'Where's my free stuff?!' Well fear not…Continue
OK, everyone seated? Are you tray tables and seats in their full upright and locked positions? Because here is the new Modern Warfare 3 teaser:
I'm too excited! Someone call a…Continue
Ahhh, Dark Souls. Why do you taunt me so? It's funny how the more that I see of this upcoming title, the more I'm reminded how Demon's Souls was one of the most memorable games I've ever played. Anyway, bask in the glory, it's over before you know it.
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! There have been rumblings a plenty for a while now, but today, ladies and gentleman, I present to you the teaser for the new Hitman game, Hitman Absolution:
As if the news today about the Star Wars blu rays not including the original, theatrical cut wasn't bad enough, here's some more terrible space news:
Mass Effect 3 is going to be delayed until 2012.
OK, we're going to get into some territory that tends to make people scream and cry and provoke a great gnashing of teeth. So before we start, everyone take a deep breath and let's keep it in perspective. We're all friends here. So first, watch this:
Last week a mysterious video appeared on Facebook showing what is assumed to be the next game in the Assassin's Creed series, Assassin's Creed Revelations. It was quickly pulled, but not before teh internets grabbed it and posted it up for all to see. So rather than try to…Continue