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CRANK 2 - HIGH VOLTAGE : Review

I gotta admit it. I love big dumb action movies. All the way from the graceful death ballet of Hard Boiled to the gritty one line spitting Die Hard, I love to turn my brain off and just enjoy gratuitous violence from time to time. So obviously, I'm a huge fan of the first Crank. Plot wise, it was genius - An assassin called Chev Chellios, played by Jason Statham gets poisoned in his sleep, he has a limited amount of time to live, and he sets out for revenge. And the only thing that'll keep him a… Continue

Added by teh_gurumeister (Hugo) on April 25, 2009 at 4:29pm — No Comments

Um...

I haven't been online for a long time, so here's my excuse... My computer is broken. Simply put, my graphics card kinda melted mid Fallout 3 session. It's been sent back to Dell for repairs, and I have no idea how long it's gonna take to get back to me. Sucks to be me. Continue

Added by teh_gurumeister (Hugo) on February 25, 2009 at 8:44am — No Comments

Help me decide!!!

Which movie should I see and review? - Role Models - Frost/Nixon - Seven Pounds - Slumdog Millionaire - Underworld 3 Whichever one you guys pick, I'll post a review tonight. Continue

Added by teh_gurumeister (Hugo) on January 29, 2009 at 12:11pm — 4 Comments

Game Preview - Auditorium (PC, Indie, Free)

(For those of you not in the know, I write a lot of video game reviews. I know this isn't exactly the place to talk about games, but this one is stunning.) People trawl god knows how many shitty flash pages looking for little timewasters, and most of them are either completely unplayable, boring or too short. We really do need more flash games like this. This isn't just a little timewaster. This is art. Auditorium Developed by Cipher Prime Currently in demo form - Indie release http://www.play… Continue

Added by teh_gurumeister (Hugo) on January 22, 2009 at 8:42am — No Comments

Top five "What the frack?!" moments in movies

What the hell, figured I may as well put this up here. I'll be the first to admit I'm not the biggest movie buff in the world, but here's my favourite selection of moments that literally shocked me. Of course, if you've never seen any of these movies for some strange retarded reason, DON'T READ THIS LIST!!! It'll ruin these movies for you! 5) Momento. God, what a movie. And then, the ending...just wow. Finding out that he's already got his revenge is shocking, only more so when you find out the… Continue

Added by teh_gurumeister (Hugo) on January 19, 2009 at 8:56am — 35 Comments

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