The way of life around us improves depending on how we interact and react to the choices around us.…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   Okay! Who's bright idea was it to turn a series with over 50 episodes that run at half an half hour each into a 90 minute film?! This film is directed by M.Night Shaymalan who most people remember from really good films such as The Sixth Sense, Signs, and the god-awful The Happening. His strengths are that he works really well with actors, he knows how to set up twist and surprises. In this film however, you hav none of those. Instead all you get is…

Rating- F**K YOU!!!   You know what? If Uwe Boll isn't going to take the time to try to make his movies at least watchable, then I'm not going to write a decent sized review. Here is my review: Acting- Horrible,The Script- abysmal, Action- Even worse than the script. Man, fuck Uwe Boll, goddamn douchebag needs to stop making movies and do something else instead. (That was my review, now I'm sort of ranting.) The reason we won't ever get a great video game movie is because…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   This movie's bullshit, there I said it. I have to agree with Leon on this film (And on this series for that matter), I generally think that most ghost movies are shit (Obviously, there are exceptions) but when done well like on  Celebrity Ghost Stories and School Spirits (Yes, I know that those are all full of shit, but they scare me nonetheless), however when done shitty like on Ghost Hunters they fucking annoy me. Paranormal Activity not only fucking…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!    Holy fuck! I knew Russia made terrible movies but holy shit, this has to be the of the WORST science fiction films I have seen in years. If I had to choose which was worse: Skyline or well.... THIS, I'd have to choose this. I'd go as far to say that I'd rather watch Skyline twice…

Rating-Full Price!!     Casino is one of Martin Scorsese's best films. It stars Robert De Niro as an owner of a casino in Las Vegas with heavy ties to the mob and how his empire crumbles right before his eyes.

It is a truly remarkable story that will grab you and keep you attention fixated on…

Rating-Some Ole' Bulls**t!!     It's official, I am fucking sick of these Paranormal Activity movies. In my opinion, it is one of the most overrated film series ever, in my opinion only the third one is good. So I naturally thought "Okay, I liked the third one. Perhaps this one will improve upon that one." Boy, was I sorely mistaken.…

Rating-Full Price!!    **Just a quick heads up: I'm one of those that, like Leon and Cyrus, loves Spiderman 3, and the other two Rami films. The Spiderman trilogy is one of my favorite trilogies ever. Reason I'm saying this is because I know there were people that didn't like Spiderman 3, if you're one of those stop reading right now. Otherwise, kick back and I hope you enjoy.**

The story of The Amazing Spiderman is that one day, while going through some old junk,…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   A god-awful remake of a shitty original. The Children Of The Corn is filled with terrible characters, shitty acting, failed jump scares, an asshole for a protagonist, and  a terrible ending.  Whoever though that remaking one of the most overrated horror movies of all time was a good idea needs to get…

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   Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is one of the worst action movies I have ever seen in my entire life. How do you fuck up a concept this simple? Robots beating the shit out of each other should’ve been awesome, yet dumbass Michael Bay found a way to fuck it up beyond belief.

  Now,…

Rating-F**K YOU!!! Uwe Boll has finally come out and made his worst movie yet. Alone in the Dark is ASS! Normally, i would try to give you a synoposis of the plot, but there is no plot here! In the beginning of the movie, there is this long ass text scroll that is like if they took the opening Star Wars scroll and made it as boring as possible and guess what... it makes no fucking sense! As for the main star in the movie: Christian Slater, as bad as he was in The Wizard,…

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Fuck this movie

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For every dozen sequels that aren’t as good as their originals, there comes a badass flick like Aliens that not only is as good as alien, but better in every category. 

        The Story of Aliens is that Ripley, still haunted and traumatized after the events of the…

Rating- F**K YOU!!! Mr. Uwe Boll: stop making movies! All of your movies are horrible crap that should be burned! Like House Of The Dead, which is torture to sit  through due to poor camerawork, awful acting from everyone in the cast, dialouge that is so baffilingly bad that you wonder if this was some kind of…

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    J-Horror remakes can be deceptive. On one hand some of them are decent (The Ring) while others are just plain awful (One Missed Call, The Ring Two, Shutter), and then there are a select few that are actually good, such as the Grudge.

                The plot of the…

Rating-F**K YOU!!! This movies title lives up to its quality: it is a disaster of a film. None of this is funny, and if you find this film funny you're an idiot... or too young to know any better. Fucking disgrace to film is what this movie…

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To Jason Friedberg and Aron Seltzer: Please stop making movies. Your films are not funny, they never were funny, they never will be funny! If you can't even do a spoof of Twilight right then you are a horrible disgrace to the art of film making. It's not that the jokes in…