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Oh Sparky, how come that you can turn a psychological thriller into a love story? This has the main character with a secret, the beach, the rain, the sappy romance and an abusive villain. But surprisingly,…

It's not always the best sign when your first inkling that a new horror movie exists comes less than two months before its release. That is certainly the case with '6 Souls.' I hadn't heard anything about this horror thriller starring Julianne Moore and …

Michael Mann ('Heat,' 'The Last of the Mohicans') may be an old-school…

Rating-Full Price!!   Rise of the Planet of the Apes blows away most of the science-fiction films of the past two decades. With its brilliant script that goes to places other science fiction films have either been too afraid to go to or have done wrong. It also features the best visual effects since James Cameron's Avatar, along with terrific performances from everyone, especially Andy Serkis as the chimp Cesar. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the best entry in the…

Rating-Rental   Ghost Town features a creepy setting and impressive special effects (When you take into account its extremely low budget), unfortunately what drags it down is the poor script, sub-par acting, and those typical "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me" moments expected in a SYFY channel original movie. Worth a Rental, but nothing more than…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Despite its unique tone and creepy visuals, The Passing is about as un-scary as a movie can be, and is often funny when it isn't trying to be. It sure doesn't help when the script is THIS bad and the actors clearly don't know how to fucking act.

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   What happens when the lunatics take over the asylum? Well, you get one suck ass movie. Despite the creepy atmosphere and some creepy visuals, Asylum Blackout fails due to a lackluster plot, dog shit dialogue, and terrible acting. If you want something similar to this go out and play Batman: Arkham Asylum. Not only cause it's Batman, but also because it kicks ass and it does this type of story really well, where as this film does…

Rating-Better Than Sex!!!   Argo is a beautifully acted, fascinating, dark, gorgeously shot, thrilling, and often heartbreaking masterpiece. But what truly is the best part of the film is Ben Affleck, with this not only has he proven himself one of the best actors in Hollywood right now but he has also proven himself to be one of the best directors in the industry. One of the best movies I have seen in a long…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   Despite featuring the incredible acting talents of Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence, House at The end Of The Street is the clear cut definition of a dog shit horror film with horrendous acting and a dumb ass script. Why was this given a theatrical release…

Rating-(Low)Full Price!!   Star Trek: First Contact's plot is that Captain Picard and the crew of the Enterprise must stop the Borg from altering history. Now, I'm going to let you know right off the bat that the plot is the weakest part. Despite it being well told, it contains numerous plot holes that are kind of hard not to notice. And yet, that is overshadowed by the great acting, smart dialogue, terrific special effects, and phenomenal action scenes. First Contact…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he…

Rating-Rental   I do not like this movie. I apparently am one of the few that thinks that Independence Day is one of the most overrated films ever. Now, if you are one of those that loves this movie: A. WTF do you see in this stupid ass movie? and B. Stop reading this review right now, cause I'm not going to do anything but talk shit about this movie.Independence Day's stupid plot is that aliens come down and are basically all like "Yo, earthlings. You are going down" and…

Rating-Rental   In case you have been living under a rock for the past decade, then you probably know that the world was supposed to end last year as predicted by fucking fools. So, I'm going to review the movie which is equally as fucking stupid. The movie stars John Cusack as a failed author who finds out that the world is ending, so he tries to take his family to safety from the oncoming apocalypse. The plot is downright silly, with dumb shit that makes no sense to an…

Rating-Matinee'   Contraband tells the tale of a legendary smuggler who is forced back into the business when a crook holds his wife and kid hostage. The script is well written, containing good dialogue and a good plot. The acting is also pretty good, and the film greatly benefits from Mark Wahlberg as…

Rating-Some ole' Bullsh*t!!   Poorly filmed, horribly acted, not scary, and almost unwatchable. Scary or die is the clear example of what horror anthologies should avoid being like. I love horror anthologies, so if I say that the film is boring then the film is fucking boring, and I'm quite forgiving of these types of movies.  The only reason I'm not giving this film a "F**K YOU" is because it helped put me to sleep. Goddamn, how do you make a movie like this with blood,…

As the clock ticks away toward his self-imposed retirement, the first trailer for Steven Soderbergh's latest film 'Side Effects' has just hit the web. It is the story of a woman who, after taking an experimental drug, finds her life spiraling out of control. Starring…

Park Chan-wook is a fascinating filmmaker. The director of 'Oldboy,' 'Lady Vengeance,' and 'Thirst,' is a major reason why South Korea has become such a power player in international cinema. His latest film, …

Rating-Full Price!!   Badass is how I would describe Gotham Knight. This anthology of six short animated superhero films is really well done thanks to intelligent writing, kickass animation, and overall good voice acting. These shorts show batman's war against crime, specifically the mob. Make no mistake, these shorts are DARK in both tone and style, this is definitely not campy like that Adam West TV show. If you call yourself a batman fan, you owe it to yourself to buy…

Rating-Matinee'   Horror anthologies are my favorite sub genre in film. I just love the well done ones cause they are able to tie together several different stories together, and I don't know why but I just find that so intriguing. The fact that it just screams different to me is probably the main reason I am in love with this sub genre. V/H/S is a horror anthology tied together not only by a main story, but also by the format the stories are presented in: That good ole'…

Rating-(Low)Full Price!!   Creepshow is an horror anthology created by horror gods Stephen King and George Ramero. With a dream team like that at the helm expectations are naturally sky high, do they meet them? Hell yeah, Creepshow is a kick ass flick. Each of the stories told here are well executed, well told, and well directed, and they are all unique in their own right. And not only that, but their dialogue is well written and delivered well, and thankfully the make up…