Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his team of Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) (and yes, I hate the puns too) are mercenaries hired to stop General Garza (David Zayas), a leader corrupted by a rogue CIA operative named James Munroe (Eric Roberts). They have to fly to an island in the Gulf of Mexico and take out their army in order to get their money.

I don't know if…

In a southern delta community, a girl named Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) and her father Wink (Dwight Henry) live in separate homes made of pretty much whatever was lying around. As her father's health declines, the two live through a storm and a flood together as Wink tries to teach his daughter how to care for herself while she sets out to find her long-lost mother.

I don't really know where to start with this…

In the final chapter of the Back to the Future trilogy, Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) finds himself traveling back to 1885 to once again rescue the life of Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd). The culture shock is even greater, as are the laughs and the action, as Marty and Doc Brown battle love, time and wild west outlaws.

Talk about going out on a high note. Back to the Future Part III takes what really worked…

Starting off immediately after the first film, we find Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox), Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) and Jennifer (Elisabeth Shue) traveling forward in time to the far-off date of 2015. There, Marty buys a sports almanac with the prospects of bringing it back with him and making a fortune, but the Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) of the future gets the same idea and steals the time machine. Marty has to undo…

Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) has built possibly the greatest invention known to man: A time machine. But when he goes to test it for the first time, a group of terrorists guns him down in cold blood, and it's up to young Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) to go back in time to save the inventor. While there, however, he finds himself accidentally altering the time line, and must then find a way to stop the present from…

In the third and final chapter of director Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, we find Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, now a recluse. Batman has been absent and the streets of Gotham have been assumed clean thanks to the spirit of the late Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart). But a new villain, Bane (Tom Hardy), has come to Gotham in the hopes of fulfilling the destiny of Ra's Al…

In the second pairing of director Christopher Nolan and the titular Dark Knight, Batman (Christian Bale), we find the caped crusader battling a new foe: The Joker (Heath Ledger). In contrast to his previous task of bringing down an elite team of highly skilled killers trained to follow very specific rules, Joker has no rules and works as a force of nature against Gotham City. While Batman and the new District Attorney…

Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) is an average kid in high school with an above average I.Q. He finds himself helping Dr. Curtis Connors (Rhys Ifans), an old friend of his father's, on a regeneration chemical that could bring back Connor's arm. But things go awry as Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider and gains super strength and agility. He, as any kid would, uses this power to goof off until Connor's chemical…

In a year of multiple twos (two Lincoln movies, two musicals), we finally have the second Snow White movie, the other being Mirror Mirror. This one takes a darker tone with Kristen Stewart as Snow White, Charlize Theron as Ravenna, the queen, and Chris Hemsworth as The Huntsman. It's the usual tale, but with much more magic and mystery and a lot less fun and enchantment. It's an incredible dull movie made only worse by…

Manny (Ray Romano) and Ellie (Queen Latifah) are having a baby and Sid (John Leguizamo) wants to help, but he's not exactly good with kids. Sid finds some eggs underground he decides to raise them, but when they turn out to be dinosaur eggs and their mother is looking for them. In order to retrieve their friend Sid from the new monstrous threat, the herd has to travel into the treacherous underground world of the…

Manny (Ray Romano), Sid (John Leguizamo) and Diego (Denis Leary) have found a place to live, but it's not going to last long. Their new home is about to be flooded and the entire group has to move on in order to survive. But along the way, Manny finds that he isn't the only mammoth left when he discovers Ellie (Queen Latifah).

I honestly don't know where to begin with this movie. I guess the best thing to do is…

Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) is down on her luck and down on cash, so she takes a job as a bounty hunter. Her first case it taking in an old bedmate, Police Officer Joe Morelli (Jason O'Mara). But in her search for Morelli, she finds herself getting wrapped too deeply into a very dangerous situation and she needs to find a way out.

I think what I find charming about this movie is how incredibly basic it is.…

Arthur Kipps (Danielle Radcliffe) is a lawyer who has been sent to a small village to settle the estate of a woman whose family died tragically. While in their home, he begins seeing her ghost as well as the deaths of several local children. He realizes the he is the one who must put an end to this.

If Daniel Radcliffe wants to make a name for himself and get past the Harry Potter thing, he needs to pick better…

After being mugging a woman one night, Moses (John Boyega) and his friends find themselves in the middle of an alien invasion. They also find themselves in the apartment block of Sam (Jodie Whittaker), the woman they mugged, and the group now has to work together in order to survive.

The movie starts off making you really not like the main characters. They're a bunch of thugs who don't seem to have any morality to…

I'm reluctant to say whether I was ever a fan of Rugrats on Nickelodeon. Honestly I remember spending more of my childhood on The Disney Afternoon or on Cartoon Network. I guess I was a fan to some extent though because I do remember seeing this movie in theaters, and this is pretty much the first time I've seen it since then. And while I have a really hard time bringing myself to call this a "good" movie, it's definitely a…

Sacha Baron Cohen is back, this time as Admiral General Aladeen, ruler and dictator of the African Republic of Wadiya. After being threatened by the rest of the world to stop oppressing his people, Aladeen travels to the United States to speak to the United Nations. But he is forced into a life of American mediocrity when his right-hand man Tamir (Ben Kingsley) attempts to murder and replace him. Aladeen now has to rise…

Centuries before the events of the first two Underworld films, lycan (werewolf) Lucian (Michael Sheen) was in love with Sonja (Rhona Mitra), the daughter of the ruler of the vampires, Viktor (Bill Nighy). Their unity brought with it the rise of the enslaved lycans, leading to the war that we've all become well acquainted with in the present story.

Going back and telling this story is a little confusing to me. From a…

Twenty years after her mother murdered several members of the cloth during her own exorcism, Isabella Rossi (Fernanda Andrade) decides to bring a film crew (namely one camera man, Michael (Ionut Grama)) to Italy and see if she can perform another exorcism on her mother. She inducts the help of Fathers Rawlings (Simon Quarterman) and Keane (Evan Helmuth) who work outside the Catholic church's endorsement.

I don't…