IRON MAN 3 REVIEW

By Armando (aka Army1601)…

As April slips away from us, we welcome the dawn of the summer movie season. This year's summer lineup is packed with so many promising titles that, as we watch trailer after trailer, it's hard to decide which we're most excited about. Luckily, the folks over at Movies.com have constructed the ultimate mega-mix of trailers for 2013's crop of summer blockbusters. From 'Iron Man 3' to …

Prepare yourselves for several return trips to a galaxy far far away. During CinemaCon, going on right now in Las Vegas, the mammoth conglomeration that is Disney/Lucasfilm announced that starting very soon, we won't have to wait too long to warp from one …

#08 – WHAT THE DIGIMON MOVIE WAS MEANT TO BE!

As a child I loved the original “Digimon” series and sadly I was only able to watch it up until the middle of the second season as in Europe the episodes were only brought out at a certain time while I was in school. The Reruns were only broadcasted as soon as I got home but completely jumbled so that I never truly understood how everything fit together. Even though I did not own a Playstation, I still owned a guide…

Rating-Full Price!!   Rise of the Planet of the Apes blows away most of the science-fiction films of the past two decades. With its brilliant script that goes to places other science fiction films have either been too afraid to go to or have done wrong. It also features the best visual effects since James Cameron's Avatar, along with terrific performances from everyone, especially Andy Serkis as the chimp Cesar. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the best entry in the…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Goddammit! Goddammit! I can't believe I wasted around two hours watching this piece of shit! Why the fuck did Guillermo Del Toro attach his name to this horrendous pile of dog shit! I came in prepared to like the film (I saw this when it was in the theater, keep that in mind) and I was stupid enough to pay ticket price to see this, I should've just snuck in.   The story of Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark is a family that is going through a…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Talk about a letdown. I mean what the fuck happened? Did Paul W.S (Worthless shithead) Anderson's balls drop off or something? Well, we got a lot of shit to dig through so lets get started.    The story of Alien Vs Predator (AVP) is that a satellite owned by the…

On this glorious Friday, we thought we'd give you a little bonus to send you off into your weekend. We have for you not one, not two, but three new images each from a different 2013 superhero blockbuster. First, Hugh Jackman strikes an angry pose in James Mangold's …

Rating-Matinee'     Now this movie might sound like the stupidest movie in the world when you hear its story: Abraham Lincoln basically grabs an axe and decides to go out and kill vampires. But believe me when I say that once you get past its stupid premise, the movie becomes so much fun.…

If there was one project that never seemed like it was going to get off the ground, it was 'Ghostbusters 3.' This project has had so many problems in the pre-production stages that the idea of it taking the…

Rating-Matinee'  I have to admit: Total Recall isn't really all that bad for a remake. Total Recall stars Colin Ferrel as a man whos life is down the shit, basically. Though, personally I don't see how anyone that has hot ass Kate Beckinsale as a wife can be miserable.  So he goes to this place called Rekall that…

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Men In Black 3 is a solid, fun, action sci-fi movie that I really enjoyed and I view it as a worthy entry in the MIB series. The story of Men In Black 3 is that Will Smith must travel back in time to save his friend played by Tommy Lee Jones from an escaped alien…

Well it’s Labor Day Weekend and the official end of the Summer movie season.  And if ticket prices are any indication, this was a terrible year.  We’ve had three high-profile supehero films and still ticket prices have been the lowest since ’97.  I think it’s crystal clear now that ticket…

Let's face it, Superman is in a horrible place in today's society. He might be the original superhero and the classic example of what superheroes can be but like Captain America's deal in The Avengers, things have changed in the seventy or seventy-five years that have past us by as a…

Director Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic novel …

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  Damn! This summer just keeps getting better and better. Christopher Nolan…

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You know for a movie based on a board game Battleship is actually a hell of a lot of fun. It's plot is basically a bunch of alien ships touchdown in the pacific, activate a dome that traps several ships of the United States…

Rating-Better Than Sex!!! Excelcior my fellow Marvelites! Marvel's The Avengers has finally arrived and I can safetly and happily say that not only does it live up to the massive hype surrounding it, but it actually surpasses it. In The Avengers: Iron Man, The Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Thor, and Captain America all have to team up (Unwillingly I might add) in order to stop Loki and the alien spieces under his servitude(The Chitari) from taking…

When the Avengers truly assembled for the first time in San Diego two summers ago, Robert Downey, Jr. boldly stated that this film was "the most ambitious movie [he's] ever seen", even over the phenomenon that was Christopher Nolan's Inception. It has taken four years to develop the main…

Warner Brothers, clearly undaunted by the fact that the world is totally going to end this year, has begun to set their lineup for 2013. Particularly, they are focusing on assembling their summer slate. The studio has set Todd…