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ST XI review gone bad due to beer.

I wanted to celebrate Star Trek, the latest movie, coming out on DVD. I wanted to write a thorough and well-structured review. Instead, as you can imagine, I got drunk and created a monster. Drunk Movie In Then Minutes. If you haven't seen the movie, and plan to, don't read this. If you haven't seen the movie, and don't plan to, enjoy. Ok, Nero is a particularly troubled Romulan. He witnessed Supernova destroying Romulus. Spock was supposed to shoot red matter into the Supernova but didn't make… Continue

Added by Loethlin on November 19, 2009 at 4:30pm — 2 Comments

The Clone Wars - Review

Star Wars – The Clone Wars Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 19% My rating: Rental.

On the front lines of the clone wars, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Padmé Amidala battle against the forces of evil. Now attached to Anakin is a new padawan learner, Ahsoka whose sassy attitude provides a counter to Ana… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Return of the Jedi - Review

Star Wars – Return of the Jedi Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 75% My rating: Full Price!!

The final chapter in the Star Wars Trilogy (THE trilogy) sees Luke (Mark Hamill) on his pursuit of his momentous destiny. He must save Han Solo (Harrison Ford) from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt, and destroy the newly… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

The Empire Strikes Back - Review

Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 97% My rating: Better than Sex!

Round two of the Original Trilogy and boy have we got a good one for you; the best Star Wars movie, one of the two best sci-fi films in existence, and the greatest story since the bible. The Empire Strikes Bac… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

A New Hope - Review

Star Wars: A New Hope Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 93% My rating: Full Price!!

The adventure begins with Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), a starry eyed young man, desperate to escape from his home planet of Tatooine, longing for the exciting life of an Imperial starfighter pilot. Little does he know that he… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Revenge of the Sith - Review

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 79% My rating: Matinee!

Two years after the outbreak of the Clone Wars Anakin Skywalker, now fully fledged Jedi knight, and Ob-Wan Kenobi lead the charge against the Separatists. After brutally disposing of Dooku, Anakin is faced with a choice be… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:25pm — No Comments

Attack of the Clones - Review

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 66% My rating: Some Ol’ Bullshit!

So we’ve returned for a second serving. We saw Episode I but thought ‘maybe George was on mushrooms and all that midichlorian bullshit has got out of his system’. Well you were right, slightly. As an audience it… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:25pm — No Comments

Star Trek Sequel Not Likely Before 2012

Scribes Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, who wrote this years phenomenal Star Trek re-launch, attended the 2009 Screenwriting Expo in Los Angeles on Saturday. They spoke briefly about their progress in writing the script for Star Trek 2. "We're in the process of re-reading some of our favourite Star Trek novels and looking at the [original TV] show again. We have some basic themes. The honest answer is we don't know yet,"Orci revealed. As for the characters, he said,… Continue

Added by MavenCree on October 18, 2009 at 11:00pm — No Comments

ThinkGeek Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now A Reality

via - http://moviecrematorium.com I what could have been the best & most depressing April fools joke of all time, last April 1st ThinkGeek.com posted up a fake product that was the Tauntaun Sleeping bag. The attention to detail in the product photo had half the internet believe for a minute that this was no joke and the greatest Star Wars product alive had finally been made. Unfo… Continue

Added by bluerob on October 15, 2009 at 3:30pm — 1 Comment

Super Star Rajesh Khanna awarded Prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award from Kamal Hasan in Chennai on 9-10-2009 at Ninth All-India Film Employees Federation Conference

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Added by V. Manohar on October 13, 2009 at 12:28am — No Comments

Overrated Movie Theater: The Empire Strikes Back...

*Remember, these are my opinions on the movie, not reality changing facts. Although these movies probably do have positives about them, I will not be addressing them, this is about their overlooked flaws. SPOILERS!!!*

You cannot be a sci-fi geek without seeing the original Star Wars trilogy. The second film in the entry, The Empire Strikes Back, is perhaps the darkest ch… Continue

Added by C.H. Gorog on October 11, 2009 at 4:30pm — 41 Comments

star trek

I Must have seen the movie about 7 or 8 times and i find something every time i watch it, for me film of the year so far.Im not a nutcase trekkie and TNG WAS OK but i want kirk or spock and crew i was brought up with kirk and co, i think i was 5 when it was on uk tv and i fell in love with it all, heady days. Firs… Continue

Added by tony hemphill on October 7, 2009 at 6:00am — 2 Comments

HOKUTO NO KEN (FIST OF THE NORTH STAR) TV SERIES FINALLY COMING TO DVD

It's been a long time coming but North American DVD distributor Discotek Media has announced on Friday that it will release the 1984-1987 Fist of the North Star television series (Episodes 1-152)

all I can say is THANK YOU DISCOTEK! THANK YOU!! Continue

Added by GENSHIFOX on October 4, 2009 at 4:00am — No Comments

My top 5 of 2009 (so far)

This year in movies has been full of surprises (District 9) and letdowns (Year One, Transformers 2) but I thought I'd put out my favorite films of '09 so far. Remember this is a FAVORITES lit not a best of list. With that out of the way, let's begin. #5

Halloween II I know I'm in the minority here, but I absolutely loved Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween. People complain that Micha… Continue

Added by Ravenblood on October 4, 2009 at 12:36am — 2 Comments

Madness Mark’s Top 10 Movie Composers

There are a lot of elements that go into making a movie: writing, directing, cinematography, acting, costumes, special effects, locations, editing, etc. But what I feel is one of the most overlooked, and sometimes lacking, elements of a movie is the score. Sometimes the score is upstaged or even drowned out by popular songs inserted into the soundtrack. Take Watchman, for example, a film which had about forty minutes of composed music that never made it into the film, no doubt making room for ro… Continue

Added by Madness Mark on October 2, 2009 at 1:59pm — No Comments

summer movies of 09

Summers is over an fall is here but we still remeber the good movie and the shitty ones. lets start witha movie i thought suck so bad X-Men Orgins.Im x-men fan but after watching this peice of crap i went to the people who give you the tickets and said I want my money back. You my say it's just a movie yeah i know but i grow up with x men after watching orgins it was like laying down and a donkey shit on you.Sorry that was to far.Now a good movie Star trek i nver saw a star trek show but i saw t… Continue

Added by bryan m on September 19, 2009 at 11:30pm — No Comments

The 5 Star Films : MEMENTO

"Memento" Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano, Carrie Anne Moss Dir. Christopher Nolan Writ. Christopher Nolan and Johnathan Nolan

I'm sure we've all seen or heard of films like Total Recall, The Bourne series, and 50 First Dates. What do all those have in common? They all deal with some form of amnesia or memory loss, but what is teh best film to use the… Continue

Added by Phillip444 on August 28, 2009 at 5:22pm — No Comments

TOP 10 BEST FILMS OF THE SUMMER

I consider this summerto be a summerof ups and downs. For most people downs, but there were good and great films this year. It seems the big budget overly hyped films were the let downs. This list is to reconize the best of this summer. 10. Public Enemies Rating: Matinee

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Added by AtomicComicNerd on August 23, 2009 at 9:30am — 2 Comments

The Best and Worst of 2009 So Far

2009 has been a decent year so far. More of the films have been mediocre, but there have been some excellent gems and horrific abominations against humanity. So, let's go with a good news-bad news scenario and start with the bad. EDIT: I can only put movies on here I have seen. As of this edit, Funny People is the most recent movie I've seen (though District 9 looks awesome!) Worst of 2009...So Far 5. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Added by Tommy on August 17, 2009 at 7:00pm — 61 Comments

Effects Over Story....

This is something that has been on my mind you years. This generation of movies such as "Tranformers," "G.I Joe: Rise of Cobra," the "Star Wars" prequels, and many others today, rely heavily on computer animation instead of hard working effects that can look great and get the job done if done right. Sure, there are times where it is not possible to make some of the effects with a computer, I do not know anybody with an autobot or a Millennium Falcon, but when it is necessary, why not add some ar… Continue

Added by Chris McBride on August 16, 2009 at 4:56pm — 5 Comments