Damn, dude. I thought all the reviews for this game on the big websites were payed off by Activision or something, because it's getting the most amazing reviews! Well, I went out and bought it... they were definitely not payed off. This game kicks ass.
Let's start with the good aspects: It has the best single-player campaign I've ever played. (Of course, I haven't played Uncharted 2 yet...) There are moments in here that look like they'd be well suited for a movie, and a badass one at that. It'… Continue
Added by Charlie Dirkx on November 14, 2009 at 1:28pm —
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What did I think of the movie Extract? Well it wasn't Mike Judge's best, lets just say that. Watch the video below to find out my thoughts on the movie.
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Added by Victor D. on September 12, 2009 at 11:17am —
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Ok so I will review something that there is no way anyone who missed it can go back and see. Unless they release it on DVD...Well I just got back from a great event of Rifftrax live. For those of you who don't know there was once a great show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000"; a show that made fun of bad movies. Instead of accepting the cancellation of their show some of the writers/actors decided to make fun of more modern movies that can be downloaded from… Continue
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 96%
My rating: Some Ol’ Bulls**t!
I have never been one to buy into the whole classic thing. I don’t like films just because some critic says it is a legend in cinema.
So on to a film I don’t like.
When a four-million-year-old black monolith is discovered on the moon, the government sends a secret team of scientists in to i… Continue
Mars Attacks! Review
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 46%
My rating: Rental
Whenever I am asked what my guilty pleasure is, apart from a strange liking of folk guitar, this film always pops up. It is terrible. It took 100 million to put it out there and it made 101 million. It’s jaw droppingly bad. Yet for some reason this movie is something you can lie back, disconnect your jaw, and drib… Continue
Blade Runner Review
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 94%
My rating: Better than Sex!
When you get this it is important it is the Final Cut, it is the finest way to see this movie and is closest to Ridley Scott’s vision. I say that because this really is a film set apart from its source. Based on the Phillip K. Dick story ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’, Blade Runner b… Continue
I found the Picture, it makes me laugh every time I see it. How are you going to be mad WHEN YOU ARE WALKING ON THE FUCKING MOON! I understand you have an image, but when you are dressed up as an astronaut you should have a huge smile on your face… Continue
Its that time of the month where I give my Top Ten on ANYTHING! This month's theme of the month is the new Star Trek movie. After 10 films and a couple of years of a
No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
YOU'RE LATE.
I was helping decorate my moms room over Easter, I have a life beyond this you know.
ORLY?
No. Not really. Not even remotely. Coming home tired doesn't make this blog post any easier to do, especially when music.download from cnet closed down and was replaced by the inferior last.fm; although the discovery of… Continue
By the look of the ol’ pocket watch my dad’s friend hid in his ass for two years and gave to me, it’s time for another inspiring taste of Freeform Anger. But tonight, I’m not sure how angry I’m going to get.
The almost-feature length animated film Dead Space: Downfall wormed its way… Continue
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Victor Mancini is screwed up!
He's a hopeless sex addict who can't stop boinking women in his support group.
His best friend and sponsor is a chronic masturbator.
He half-asses his way through a low-level job at a colonial theme park
His mother, suffering from Alzheimer's, is in a nursing home he can't afford and can't remember who he is.
He's obsessed with task of trying to seduce his mother's new doctor, who's quite religious and chaste…
Hmmn, let's see…what else?
…Oh, right! He… Continue
as you probly know this animated movie is about the Video game "Dead Space" that came out last year. and if you know what the games about then you know the basics on this movie.
the story on Downfall is about a ship of miners traveling to a dead planet. it is belived by most that all planets are dead because apon all the planets discoverd All are dead. the workers on the ship dont know thier exact mission but they stumble across something earth has been looking for along time. a Religious Artif… Continue
Added by Dr.Rockso on January 25, 2009 at 1:17am —
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Contains language.
Honorable Mentions: Resistance 2, Dead Space, Prince of Persia, Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
10. Left 4 Dead
Valve are a company renowned for making games were even the harshest critics have to go HOLY SHIT THATS GOOD. The Half-Life series, Portal, TF2, CCS it just keeps coming. This year we were blessed with L4D. Blessed indeed as this game kicks all kinds of ass. It's one of the weakest Valve games, but that's like saying it's one of the worse LOTR films. This ties wit… Continue
Ok so I wrote my original review for the movie on Friday fresh off seeing it, and I've had some time to let it settle and I would like to make a couple of changes.
Synopsis: This alien named Klaatu, comes to Earth to warn the human race that they are killing the planet and need to change there aggressive behavior. However because the officials will not reason with him, he plans to create a giant arc and save as many species as possible only to destroy the human race.
First of all I liked this… Continue
Added by Matt on December 15, 2008 at 5:33pm —
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Here's the first part of three for taking out the major bosses in Dead Space.
Leviathan:
Recommended Weapons:
Cutter (Plasma Pistol[shown above])
Kinesis
First Stage:
As imposing as this boss looks, he goes down pretty easily. Wait for one of the tentacles to extend. Shoot the yellow sac. If it slams its tentacle on the wall, jump across the area onto the other wall. This w… Continue
Added by Harms on October 20, 2008 at 11:30pm —
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Source: The Hollywood Reporter
No more Porn for Kevin Smith. The Writer-director is developing a futuristic outer space comedy for his next film.
The film will reference other sci-fi movies and revolves around a father-son relationship.
Smith is eyeing a big budget for the film though; somewhere in the $45 million-$50 million range, which would be his biggest.
"The moment so… Continue
Steven Seagal actually said to MTV that he wants to do another US movie that would deal with extraterrestrials. Soooo.... Is this inspired by Speed 3?
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With Disaster movie coming out which is parodying every movie under the sun. I though I would give you a top 5 list of the best parody movies so you will have a chance to see a much better parody movie.
Number 5. Hot Fuzz… Continue
I haven't. Buuut... my guess is this: It totally fucking sucked. I have the distinct feeling it did. Now, correct me if I'm wrong of course, considering that I didn't have high hopes for Kung Fu Panda, and was completely mistaken. Though there is nothing really at all 'charming' about this movie. It just feels completely unnecessary and one of those movies that would make me strangle myself within in an instant. It's just so generic and the jokes are so terrible even in the trailer… Continue
with ICP'S BIG MONEY RUSTLAS coming out in January i thought i tell you guys about the whole dark family movies and give my thoughts on them
this is my favorite because it not only showcase's ICP it showcase's the JUGGALOS it's really funny it ...
ATLANTA — After another season of crunching numbers and grinding teeth over the gilded lean-to that is the Bowl Championship Series, this half of the equation, at least, is child's play.
Once again, Florida, ranked No. 1 in the BCS standings and ...
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