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"The Green Hornet" reviüü by Salty The Beast
I suppose that writing partners Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (who penned the great “Superbad” a few years back) do not know how to proficiently combine action and comedy just…
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Added by Salty the Beast on January 16, 2011 at 2:53pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number ONE Movie of 2010
Added by Salty the Beast on January 11, 2011 at 9:30pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number TWO Movie of 2010
Man, I have really got to get this top ten over and done with. We are near the end of the wire and the suspense is literally killing me (Not really, because I know how my list goes and you on the other hand do not. Nyeah nyeah!). It is time for me to start thinking about some of the great movies in my future for the year 2011, which is already looking more…
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SALTY THE BEAST'S Number THREE Movie of 2010
My number three movie of 2010 is --- Wait, hold on one second. Almost forgot about something.
Before I get all prim-and-proper critic mode about what film of last year deserves to be held…
Added by Salty the Beast on January 9, 2011 at 11:14am — 1 Comment
"Season Of The Witch" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
Added by Salty the Beast on January 8, 2011 at 10:36pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number FOUR Movie of 2010
Hello, everypeople.
In my efforts to continue posting my top ten, I completely forgot to pay my respects to English actor Peter…
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Added by Salty the Beast on January 6, 2011 at 6:28pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number FIVE Movie of 2010
Well, CBS is televising the 2011 People’s Choice Awards tonight. Is it too late to start cringing at how many honors “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” will receive. If Taylor Lautner seriously wins the…
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Added by Salty the Beast on January 5, 2011 at 8:13pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number SIX Movie of 2010
Ahoy, marshmallow mateys! I am Salty The Beast (who else would it be on this appositely titled blog?) and we are smack dab in the middle of counting down my top ten movies of 2010. We’ve had some ups, we’ve had some downs. We even had… Continue
Added by Salty the Beast on January 4, 2011 at 8:24pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number EIGHT Movie of 2010
Added by Salty the Beast on January 2, 2011 at 5:06pm — 1 Comment
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number NINE Movie of 2010
Well look who came crawling back for more Salty The Beast action. You knew you just could not live without my snarky social commentary and my overly analytical outlook on films. You just COULDN’T!…
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Added by Salty the Beast on January 1, 2011 at 3:11pm — No Comments
SALTY THE BEAST'S Number TEN Movie of 2010
Hello everybody and welcome to the beginning of the unveiling of my top ten films of the year 2010.…
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Added by Salty the Beast on December 31, 2010 at 11:05pm — No Comments
"The Fighter" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
It is amazing that there is still a relatively large amount of vitality in the boxing movie genre. The most recent entry to this canon, “The Fighter,” is not quite among the greatest of them but is still a finely executed film with a lot going for it. For having such an unusual choice for a director David O.…
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Added by Salty the Beast on December 31, 2010 at 10:26pm — No Comments
"True Grit" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
In the Coen brothers’ cult classic “The Big Lebowski,” Jeff Bridges portrayed Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski, an insouciant slacker who was described early on in the film as the laziest man in California. In the…
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"127 Hours" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
I am fairly sure that everybody reading this can agree on one thing: death is a big fear of ours. It is something…
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"Little Fockers" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
This series of “Focker” films (which began in 2000 with “Meet The Parents”) has played out a lot like the longevity of hearing the name Gaylord Focker. The…
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"Black Swan" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
Nina Sayers (Natalie Portman) is a fiercely dedicated ballet dancer who is also an obsessively meticulous perfectionist. An example of her compulsive behavior is akin to a situation when you have a hangnail; you
attempt to get rid of it by peeling it off, only to result in pain as…
Added by Salty the Beast on December 22, 2010 at 1:57am — 1 Comment
"The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
Man, the gods must have had a plan that 2010 would be the year that all of the “scavenger hunt” adventure fantasy movies would be released. The first, “Percy Jackson & The Olympians:…
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Added by Salty the Beast on December 20, 2010 at 1:17am — No Comments
"TRON: Legacy" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
Back in 1982 (The geek's year for movies that included “E.T.”, “Blade Runner” and “Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan,” among other titles), the original “Tron” was released. What it did not have in terms of an audience-friendly story, it made up for with hugely state-of-the-art visual effects and an…
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"Love And Other Drugs" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
In “Love And Other Drugs” (set around the year 1996), Jake Gyllenhaal plays Jamie…
Added by Salty the Beast on November 28, 2010 at 12:00pm — No Comments
"Harry Potter 7" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
Added by Salty the Beast on November 21, 2010 at 1:11pm — No Comments
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- "The Green Hornet" reviüü by Salty The Beast
- SALTY THE BEAST'S Number ONE Movie of 2010
- SALTY THE BEAST'S Number TWO Movie of 2010
- SALTY THE BEAST'S Number THREE Movie of 2010
- "Season Of The Witch" reviüü. By me, Salty The Beast
- SALTY THE BEAST'S Number FOUR Movie of 2010
- SALTY THE BEAST'S Number FIVE Movie of 2010
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