VAMPIRES SHOULD BURN IN SUNLIGHT THEY SHOULDN'T GLITTER LIKE BARBIE'S LAS TRANSVESTITE SLUMBER PARTY ROADSHOW!!!!!!!!!!
So, The Twilight Saga continues, eh? I did well to avoid you the first time at theatre's, but now your back for more and this time there's no escaping it. You sent one… Continue
Added by el foggy on November 21, 2009 at 4:17pm —
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I know that that came off cheesy, but just a heads up that I'm going to start blogging about Buffy the show that rules and eliminates most of my social life Continue
Added by Insomnia Boy on November 21, 2009 at 3:37am —
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Troy Duffy is one of those directors with a really bad rap in the filmmaking community. With all of the negative word of mouth behind him, he is back. He is back with the first film since his cult hit Boondock Saints. Now it leads us to now.
This film is beat for beat the same film as the first. While the film's scale has certainly expanded since the last film,… Continue
Added by afg1988 on November 21, 2009 at 2:18am —
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Troy Duffy is one of those directors with a really bad rap in the filmmaking community. With all of the negative word of mouth behind him, he is back. He is back with the first film since his cult hit Boondock Saints. Now it leads us to now.
This film is beat for beat the same film as the first. While the film's scale has certainly expanded since the last film,… Continue
Added by afg1988 on November 21, 2009 at 2:18am —
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Trailer:
___"Popcorn"(1991)___
Directed by:
Mark Herrier
Alan Ormsby
Starring:
(Maggie)Jill Schoelen
(Toby)Tom Villard
(Suzanne)Dee Wallace
Taglines:
"Buy a bag, go home in a box."
"The Possessor. Fifteen years ago, he murdered his family on stage and burned down the theater. Tonight... he's back for an encore!
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Added by theKappa02 on November 21, 2009 at 2:04am —
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How Does Lars Von Trier's Controversial Film Hold Up?
Ever since the release of this film, I've been filled with nothing but intrigue and curiosity. All of my curiosity intensified when the film began to receive a lot of controversy for it's explicit sexual violence, with some labeling t… Continue
Added by Gabriel on November 20, 2009 at 7:00pm —
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Ok this weeks episode of Heroes was a huge episode, so lets just get right to it. Peter and Nathan are discussing his "missing carnival weekend" and discover that Angela has covered for him by saying he was on vacation. The Haitian, and I'm not calling him by his name, shows up and explains to Peter that Angela wants her mind wiped but tells him that he needs to make that decision after he sees a certain storage shed. When Nathan and Peter arrive they discover Nathans "real" body. Nathan touches… Continue
Added by Michael and Jason on November 17, 2009 at 2:04am —
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"Ink" is a science fiction fantasy film that was written and directed by a guy named Jamin Winans.
The film tells the story of a young girl named Emma who's consciousness is kidnapped and taken into a dream world by a mysterious creature called "Ink" which leaves her body in a comatose state. The forces of light, beings that give us dreams are in a war with a group called the Incubi who g… Continue
Added by Jonpaul on November 17, 2009 at 1:54am —
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Plot Synopsis:
"Roland Emmerich has given movie watchers several apocalyptic films in the past in Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow, and he offers another look at the end of the world in 2012. This action film stars John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Amanda Peet."
Based on Roland Emmerich's previous [disaster] films, I was expecting nothing more than a campy, yet… Continue
Added by Rare Addict on November 15, 2009 at 2:54pm —
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I firmly stand by my believe that Director Roland Emmerich is currently one of the biggest hacks working in Hollywood. His laughable attempts to give his horribly written special effect driven movies (The Day After Tomorrow, 10,000 BC) a tone of artistic depth always leads to them coming off as pretentio… Continue
Man, this review is going to look like crap in comparison to Predator's Batman vs. The Terminator blog.
While everyone knew the first Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare would do well in sales, it's hard to say if anyone could have predicted the epic sales of the game. With a well done single-player and a multiplayer experience that rivaled even the mighty Halo 3, Infinity Ward gave the proverbial middle finger to Treyarch, who took over their role for developers on Call of Duty 3… Continue
I do love it when a film puts it's own sell by date in the title.
Now, when it comes to film like this, you have to go with the right state of mind, which is no mind. This film is just a cool movie to see on the big screen. Nothing more, nothing less.
And then it still manages to question the plausibility of the film. We are talking tight rope walking dogs here.
But to the review,… Continue
Directed by Roland Emmerich
Starring: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Running Time: 158 Mins
Genre: Adventure | Action
"You were warned, we told you it was a Roland Emmerich film. Did you listen?"
If only life was like a Roland Emmerich film, boy… Continue
Introduction
When you think of Spongebob what do you think of? A weird talking block of cheese? A kiddie cartoon on nickelodeon? Or are you like me and think of that obnoxious yellow twerp who's so damned optimistic you want to slap him every time a syllable triumphs from his yellow face?
Well whatever your views on the yellow sponge are, the fact is that he is insanely popular with children and Nickelodeon has whored him out into every form of merchandising available, from Spongebob pill… Continue
Less like Michael Jackson, more like Michael Christ.
This film is a hard film to review, as it's not a film, it tries to be, it has a tibit of a story that runs though it, but it is just Rehearsal Footage, and it really kicks ass.
As the film starts I thought I was going to hate it, it starts of like Cloverfield, some young dancers are telling us the only reason they are there, this c… Continue
Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 6:51am —
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Come on, any film with the word goat in the title is at least worth a rental.
The Men who Stare at Goats is a confused movie, it wants to be edgy yet it wants to be lighthearted, so what do you get, a funny, intresting film, with it's heart in the right place, but not smart enough to pull it off.
The film starts of saying, "trust us, much more of this story is true than you woul… Continue
Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 6:11am —
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My apoligize, this review may be a bit baised as I haven't seen the first 8 films.
This year, childrens films have suddenly turned adultirated, we had Fantastic Mr.Fox with it's humor abit to played to the adults, we had A Christmas Carol scaring the crap out of the youth, We had Where the Wild Things are gearing up children to be Criterion DVD collectors, UP which had a story about c… Continue
Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 5:34am —
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Christmas never came so early, Literally it's about 2 months away.
This story is known by so many, and has been adapted, retold and reimagined so many times, what could this possible offer that is worth watching again.
Well if anything, it's absolutly terrifiying, exspecially for a childrens film. It does a great job of creating really effective automosphere, and… Continue
Added by el foggy on November 14, 2009 at 5:01am —
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You’re probably thinking, “What do you mean? Isn’t that why it’s called Sci-Fi?”
Well, yes and no. The method in which science is woven into the storyline has much to do in determining to what degree true science plays a part in a movie. It may b...