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All Blog Posts Tagged 'ray' (37)

King of Fighters promo trailer.

Just as bad as you think it would be. This instantaneous straight to DVD movie is full of no name actors, bad acting, and an obvious plot for revenge in which Ray Park's(Darth Maul, Snake Eyes) character sets in motion by killing someones fiance or sister by the looks of it. The worst part is that this is based off the videogame franchise King of Fighters, and right off the back you can see that the actors look nothing like the characters from the game. This will be worst than both Street Fight… Continue

Added by Christian Davis on November 26, 2009 at 5:43am — No Comments

Comparing Where The Wild Things Are and GoodFellas (SPOILERS WARNING)

I know what you're thing, "why are you comparing these two films, they are completely different. One is a crime film a… Continue

Added by PvtSnafu on October 25, 2009 at 10:30pm — 1 Comment

Beowulf - Review

Beowulf Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 71% My rating: Matinee!

The 2007 movie Beowulf (not to be mixed up with the 2005 disaster with Gerard Butler) is based on the Old English epic poem of the same name. Taking an abridged, translated version of the poem and then editing it down further still the story begins with King Hrothgar (Anthony Hopkins) and his Danes being terrorized by… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 12, 2009 at 7:10pm — No Comments

Last Year In Film: In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

There are tales as old as time. Tales of bravery, of good versus evil, of kings and wizards. Then there are tales of people with plastic personalities, wearing plastic armour and fighting with plastic weapons against men in rubber suits who move as if there balls are always uncomfortably caught in their underwear. Uwe Boll’s In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is the latter. I suppose I should begin by saying I’ve never played Dungeon Siege so I have no idea how faithful this film is… Continue

Added by Twackius on August 29, 2009 at 11:21am — No Comments

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs: Entertaining and enjoyable

Dawn of the Dinosaurs is the third movie of the Ice Age series. In this one we follow how's life treats our three main characters, Manny expecting the birth of his first baby with Ellie, Diego feeling frustrated because he has no adventure in his life anymore and Sid thinking that no one cares about him. When Sid finds three dinosaur eggs and take them with him is when the adventure begins. The movie is funny from the beginning till the end, an hour and a half of pure entertainment. The animatio… Continue

Added by Daniel on August 19, 2009 at 8:51pm — No Comments

Shark Week!

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Added by Barcode on August 7, 2009 at 11:21pm — No Comments

Austin Reviews Watchmen on Blu-Ray!

I've been looking forward to this one for a long time, I love the movie version of Watchmen. The directors cut only makes it better, not to mention this is a 3-DISC Blu-Ray! Granted that 3rd disc is just the digital copy of the movie. But on with the review!

Let me start by saying that the directors cut IS the superior version of the film without a doubt in my mind. It's way… Continue

Added by Austin II on July 23, 2009 at 9:45am — 1 Comment

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - Audio Review

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Added by The Spill Crew on July 1, 2009 at 8:40pm — 50 Comments

The Punisher: Three Strikes?

Now I would like to know something; they've tried making a movie version of the Marvel comic the Punisher three times first with Dolph Lundgren (Grace Jones' ex), then Thomas Jane, and most recently with Ray Stevenson in the title role. Now accordingly if all three were flops like they say, then why do they keep making them? Personally, I thought the first one with Dolph Lundgren was great! I had a copy of it (and lost it) and it was definitely one of my favorites. The second one wasn't all that… Continue

Added by Daniel Asamota on May 16, 2009 at 8:28pm — No Comments

An Honest Defense of Hannah Montana: The Movie....Well, Sort of

Wait a minute, Spill readers! I know that seeing a review of Hannah Montana: The Movie in this sort of defensive light seems as unfitting as Amy Winehouse speaking in a PSA about avoiding drug abuse. But if I have learned ANYTHING in being a film critic, it has been to give every person – and every film – a fair chance and to not go in with premature bias. So please give me five minutes of your time and hear me out, starting....NOW! First of all, I think Miley Cyrus is given way too much attent… Continue

Added by Ian Clemente on April 12, 2009 at 11:56pm — No Comments

Leon Reviews "PUNISHER: WAR ZONE" (2-Disc Special Edition) [Blu-ray]

With the size of the bodycount racked in PUNISHER:WAR ZONE I feel like it’s less apropos to review the movie than give it an autopsy.

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Added by Leon on April 2, 2009 at 6:09pm — 36 Comments

Quantum of Solace Blu-Ray Review

Bond Is Back On Blu-Ray High Def The Film: Expectations have always had the tendency to make or break your experience when watching a film. If a sequel doesn’t live up to its predecessor then it’s immediately shunned because audiences and critics alike… Continue

Added by Gabriel on March 24, 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Violence For All The Family!

Some Mild Spoilers Ahead Violence in the film industry has always been a tenuous issue for the public. The media has often lain the blame for various violent incidents on film violence. There have been full blown studies criticising the… Continue

Added by Daedalus Ciarán on March 22, 2009 at 11:58am — 1 Comment

Awesome Idea for Watchmen DVD and Blu- Ray Collector's Edition

OK, I know the movie just came out, but for all of you Watchmen fans out there, I have put in mind the best idea for a Collector's Edition of Watchmen. now I'm not good with using my photoshop so I didn't really make a cover for it, but I think these three covers would be my choices:

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Added by Ian on March 17, 2009 at 8:30pm — 2 Comments

'Milk' Blu-Ray Review

The recent Oscar contender makes its debut on Blu-Ray Home Video The Film: It can always be difficult to capture the essence of a historical figure in a biographical film. How does a film maker cover a massive time line and display the cultural significance of some… Continue

Added by Gabriel on March 15, 2009 at 1:24pm — 1 Comment

Friday the 13th - Uncut" Blu-ray Review

February 16, 2009 by Zach Demeter By now considered one of the “greats” of the horror genre, Friday the 13th spawned a whole myriad of sequels, ranging from direct continuations to expeditions in space and hell. Although all of them went on to star Jason Voorhees, it was t… Continue

Added by NightFire on February 16, 2009 at 10:23pm — 7 Comments

Another Insomniac Movie Rant: Forever Mine

Okay this pre New Year's movie rant isn't that long, because I kinda fell asleep at the 45 minute mark and kept channel surfing to see The Fly part 2 on the Spanish station. From what I gathered, Forever Mine is a love triangle movie / thriller starring Gretchen Mol and Ray Liotta. But the main star seemed to be a Cabana boy, yup sounds like a bad Mad TV skit, when you give the synopsis out loud. Anyways, the cabana boy falls for Ray "Goodfellas" Liotta's wife played by Gretchen Mol. Anyone s… Continue

Added by tibbs on December 29, 2008 at 7:41pm — No Comments

Chat With Christopher Nolan While Watching 'The Dark Knight'

If you have 'The Dark Knight' on Blu-Ray, and you logged into BD-Live between December 9th and December 10th, then you need to check your e-mail. You get an invitation to be a part of a community screening of The Dark Knight on December 18th at 6:00PM PST. Only the first 100,000 users who accept the invitation get a spot. You also get to submit questions before, and during the event, and Christopher Nolan will be there throughout the whole film to anwer them. I luckily secured my spot! I know i… Continue

Added by Gabriel on December 11, 2008 at 10:23pm — No Comments

The Dark Knight - The Unexplained Moments

I love The Dark Knight. I don't think anyone was more excited about the DVD/Blu-Ray release than I was. Hell, you should check out my room (Four Dark Knight posters, and a life-size Joker stand-up). Maybe I'll take pictures of them later, but anyways! I'm a huge fan of the film, and when I popped in the Blu-Ray last night I was thrilled to finally see the film on my television screen. That being said, there are some unexplained moments in the film that I just don't get. Here is a list of some o… Continue

Added by Gabriel on December 11, 2008 at 2:30am — 38 Comments

The Punisher (2004) Review

As we all know, Punisher: War Zone hits theatres tomorrow and I thought this was a good time to review the original film. I recieved the film on Blu-Ray for free when I purchased the Batman Begins Blu-Ray. I was never really into The Punisher comics, but still keep in mind I… Continue

Added by Gabriel on December 4, 2008 at 11:00pm — 2 Comments