With the release of My Name is Bruce today, I found it fitting that I'm reviewing this movie.
Army of Darkness begins where Evil Dead II left off, except once again retconning the fact that Ash killed the flying bird thing at the beginning. Instead, he is taken prisoner by English knights at war with a group of Scots. The leader of the Scots, Duke Henry the Red (Richard Grove), is also taken prisoner.
After Ash… Continue
Why do some people (a lot of people) think anyone cares what you think of Saw 1? Or any other movie that has been out for years? If the movie hasn't made it to DVD or just recently was released on DVD then review the crap out of it. But if the movie has been out for years then who gives a crap about one more review? Who honestly hasn't seen Saw 1 but due to a review they just saw today would go rent it? No one.
Also if you do find it important that you give you 5 yr late word on an… Continue
Okay, normally a question like this is a bit abrupt and would lead to a one line answer - not exactly the length of a decent blog. But tonight I'm feelin' ornery. And I started thinking about all of my favorite movie lines - and then I realized that I would have to end up writing about all my favorite action movies. And then I was like - well fuck that, not for that short of a question! So fuck you guys. I'm just… Continue
After seing a countless number of Top 10s on the site about pretty much everything, I thought I could try to pots my own. When it comes to movies I always love to raise awareness on films most regular movie goers haven't seen unless they are hardcore fans of a specific genre. It makes me feel like geeky knowledge is valuable (sigh).
In this case, I'm going to slip into my striped shirt, put on my black beret and take a big bite on a good ol garlic clove to takle the matter of… Continue
Plot This is a big budget B movie about a group of filmmakers who voyage to the Amazon in search of a lost tribe (trust me the movie isn't as deep as it sounds). On the way they meet a snake hunter who is in search for the anaconda. Um.. the really isn't much plot to this movie the rest of it is just the snake killing people.
Cast This movie has some BIG names. We got Ice Cube, Jenifer, Lopez, Jon Voight and… Continue
2 people watch 123 hours of movies in NYC
Oct. 8, 2008 6:45 AM ET (AP)
You may want to try this at home.
Suresh Joachim of Toronto, and Claudia Wavra of Germany, claim to have broken the world record for continuous movie watching, after seeing 57 films in 123 hours in a plastic-glass house in New York's Times Square.
A Guinness World Records spokesman said it appears the non-dynamic duo have broken the record but said it will take two weeks… Continue
Added by Steven Smith on October 9, 2008 at 9:00am —
This is my favourite time of the year (yes even more so than Christmas) and this is the month of horror. I thought to put together a list of scary movies to watch on Halloween. Some may disagree with my list, but most will probably generally agree. This is my top 20 horror and top 5 horror/comedy movies to watch on Halloween.
20. Pitch Black:
My favourite Vin Diesel film (not to say I'm a fan of his). This movie had a… Continue
This is a list of movies that have come of very recently and in the past that I have not only hated, but during which made me think. How would it feel to have a warm piece of steel in my skull? Feel free to disagree with me, or maybe even agree with me. But I have watched a ton of movies (hell I am watching one now) and so I feel I have maybe a very small right to rip these movies apart.
This list will start with some very recent releases and go back...
(THIS IS A REPOST OF A BLOG FROM MY OLD SUPERBLU ACCOUNT)
Video Games are awesome. Movies are awesome. Video Game movies, 9 times out of 10, SUCK!
So thinking about it, I've decided to compile a list of games that should and shouldn't be made into films. Here we go.
GAMES THAT SHOULDN'T BE MADE INTO MOVIES
A Halo movie might work, but it probably wont. Which is why it makes # 5 on this list. Halo is a lot of action, not a lot of story.… Continue
I think God has listened to my prayers. At PAX 08', the guys over at Rooster Teeth revealed a rough draft of what a Red Vs Blue animated series would look like. Although this is only a test-run of the animation, the classic comedy is still there along with the characters we all know and love. Here's hoping it gets picked up. (Wink wink, HBO)
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate… Continue
It seems to me that one of the big topics on the internet regarding movies happens to be video game movies with some people supporting them and some people hating them with a passion. Whatever the case may be, most people can agree however that most video game movies just aren't that good. Even the people who support video game movies seem to say this while trying to say that this game would make a great movie, only to have their heart broken when it gets made into a movie by Uwe… Continue
As we've seen the proverbial rise and fall of the underwear stain known as Star Wars: The Clone Wars in theaters, I looked forward to the Spill Crew's unkind damnations toward the film. While I did enjoy the crews' rants against the piece of garbage, Leon (being the agitator of most of my misery in this world, obviously), revealed that he was surprised that the story with potential, the video game The Force Unleashed, was more… Continue
We're totally not supposed to have the two posters below for the sequel to Transformers. But we do. And we're going to share. Consider it a leak.
We have no idea if these are the posters that will actually show up with the flick next summer, but we're fairly certain they came from inside the studio making it. What do you think? Do they look legit to you?…
Tessa has every category except Indie Flicks. So here's my take on it.
Gold Medal – Son of Rambow
This movie is not only great for kids but it is great for anyone who loves film. It brings back the nostalgic feeling of the 80’s. Sure the story has been told before, but not in this light. This movie is so refreshing and brings something new and inventive to the Odd Couple story. Overall it’s 10 times better than the over cutesy films we feed to kids, it shows how kids… Continue
Added by April on August 18, 2008 at 3:30pm —
This morning I got woken up by a phone call. My best-friend---who recommended that I blog in the first place---had read my treatise on Ewoks, and suddenly realized she had a total nerd on her hands. She knows of my hatred for the living dead (i.e. zombies, not the undead i.e. vampires-I do love me some vampire movies), and so requested that I write up a blog on why I happen to hate zombies so much. I replied that I didn't think I could write a full page on it (though on further thought I… Continue
As most of you know, Ice Cube was formerly a member of NWA, a rap group known for their hit Straight Outta Compton. Ice Cube then continued his solo rap career with a slew of albums and songs featuring the titles: Ni**as with Guns, AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, Kill at Will, and Terrorist Threats.
He then made his debut in film with the critically-acclaimed film Boyz in the Hood.
Let's take a look at Ice Cube's Evolution from Past to… Continue
Added by Dirk Diggler on August 18, 2008 at 12:11pm —