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HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (e-Review)
(White bwitch, dark bwitch, so many bwitches in the world)
This fairy tale is the most suitable for applying a dark concept because the story is scary enough to frighten the kids. This would be perfect for Guillermo Del Toro. Sadly, the only…
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BEAUTIFUL CREATURES (e-Review)
(Turning 16 isn’t always sweet)
After watching Warm Bodies recently, I started having hope for these teenage romance movies changing the legend of supernatural creatures we create. I won’t compare this to Twilight but…
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WARM BODIES (e-Review)
(These corpses should read a lot of Nicholas Sparks’ books)
First of all, let’s not compare this to Twilight or those other horse spit girlie wet dream books because it’s not like that.…
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TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (e-Review)
(The one that made me want to see the next Percy Jackson)
Normally, I laugh at stupid horror movies but this one tested my temper because it’s trying too hard to make a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel. They sure as hell humiliated not only the movie, but…
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SAFE HAVEN (e-Review)
(It’s always sunny in Atlanta)
Oh Sparky, how come that you can turn a psychological thriller into a love story? This has the main character with a secret, the beach, the rain, the sappy romance and an abusive villain. But surprisingly,…
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21 & OVER (e-Review)
(No shoes, no shirt and they still got service)
The first minute set the bar high. Sadly, it’s very predictable, unoriginal and too sober. There is a tampon joke that’s so disgusting to the point that I hated it. The acting is good. The writing…
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ONE PIECE FILM: Z (e-Review)
(Fanboys will always be fanboys)
“One thing Luffy taught me: No matter what happens, you must believe in yourself and be willing to fight for your beliefs.” - Coby
Let’s start by saying that this is the BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR so far. I’ve…
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IRON MAN 3 (e-Review)
(Suit Up or Die Hard)
Avengers set the bar high for all superhero movies. IM3 had a lot of shoes to fill and questions to answer. I won’t spoil anything big because knowing a lot will surely ruin your viewing experience but don’t expect any Avenger in here. So I’ll just…
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JACK REACHER (e-Review)
(50 year old dudes can still kick your ass)
It had a promising Silent Scope start but don’t expect it to be a Mission Impossible because it’s 90% talk. It’s a hit-miss, suffering from several boredom moments but it drastically bounces back because of a progress in the story, a…
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Straight Outta Austin!:Episode 59 – Paging Dr. Bacon

What happens when you combine a mule, a sleeping roommate, and a bathroom in Tampa? You get the much anticipated episode of Straight Outta Austin! featuring soon-to-famous actor, Jose Villarreal also known as Dr. Bacon!
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A HAUNTED HOUSE REVIEW
(Paranormal Blacktivity)
For everyone’s information, I tolerate the Wayans Brothers and find the first Scary Movie and the White Chick very funny, but this one got it all wrong. The biggest mishap of this is the found footage aspect of it…
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Straight Outta Austin!:Episode 57 – Total Eclipse of the Heart

First of all, spoiler alert. If your favorite G.I. Joe isn’t Dusty then it’s possible that he dies in G.I. Joe:Retaliation. We also discuss the latest in arcade technology including “hands free” gaming as well as a beer dispensing arcade. And apparently Straight Outta Austin! is so magnificent that we’ve drawn the ire of North Korea. Self props.…
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GANGSTER SQUAD REVIEW
(Crazy Stupid Badge)
First of all, this is inspired by a true story. Next, this is not for the ladies even if Ryan Gosling (Jerry) is in here. You won’t see his abs this time. The main problem of the movie is its believability because it’s too clichéd, too…
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THE ABC'S OF DEATH REVIEW
(A is for apocalypse, B is for big foot, C is for cutting you and me)
For everyone’s info, this is an anthology of deaths in an alphabetical order, just like the title says. I like how it started with some Sweeney Todd/The Shining opening…
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THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE
(Oh Bruce... you ruined Evan’s career once again)
The intro with the kids made me want to see more of them instead of the adults. It’s a Will Farrell movie with no adlibs and no super outrageous moments, and that’s not good. The story is…
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MAMA
(Yo mama so fat, her adsdgjewioehqpgjiger)
There’s one word to describe this movie, and that is “eerie”. Megan Charpentier (Victoria) and Isabelle Nelisse (Lilly) are damn talented and inborn creepy. Jessica Chastain (Annabel) has a unique sympathetic rock chic attitude.…
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Why James Van Elswyk likes classic Monster Movies
I got hooked on Monster films after watching the 1931 frankenstein... Not the first Frankenstein film, but the first full-on Hollywood treatment of Mary Shelley's classic book. Brilliantly directed by James Whale, Frankenstein is in fact the name of the mad scientist and monster-maker. Then unknown, Boris Karloff plays the nameless monster, who manages to evoke sympathy from the audience despite his grotesque form, hideous face and shocking violence.
After that James Van Elswyk was…
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Movie Sequels, Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles, Rambo 5, Evil Dead & More!
CCS Video Podcast Sequels Discussion Part 2: Sequelitis, Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles, Rambo 5, Evil Dead & More!
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The Script Club: Episode 68: Over the Limit
Sup Script Clubbers, We're still here and still being rebellion. In this latest episode we answer lots of questions. Questions like "what if people fought each other in congress?" "What if your mom did a topless dance at your elementary school?" "what movies made us cry?" and "what happens when when nobody says "Thats my momma" at the end of the show. Heres a hint, it gets pretty wolly pretty…
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DO THE BEAR Spin off Show: Chicago Jon and Sami
Chicago Jon "THE BEAR & Sami "THE KANGAROO" kick off their spin off show with a blast (from Dragon and the wolf Podcast Show) Todays show Jon talks about his secret Valentines day date , Jon sings Im a "Barbie girl in a Barbie world", Sami askes "is it ok to test a…
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