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Morons at the Movies: Self-Righteous and Precious

One of the first things my managers do is check the answer machine in their office. They do this to get any important messages from movie studios, corporate, and even employees who call out sick. Yesterday, we got a five-minute message from a guest complaining about another guest in her screening of Precious. A five-minute long message!! And what was the complaint? It was about another guest bringing in a three-year-old to the movie. Now, I know the person this guest was complaining abo… Continue

Added by Zeek Slider on November 23, 2009 at 7:41pm — 4 Comments

Harry Potter and Twilight

I finally manage to watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on DVD because I never had a chance to see it in theaters and I chose Drag Me To Hell (which is a good choice). Yet as a Harry Potter fan (for 8 years and counting), I was still happy with the adaptation of the sixth book. Knowing that there won't be a total faithful Potter book, at least the producers and filmmakers made the film series with great respect and dignity. It had me thinking about what is… Continue

Added by MaxJayJay on November 22, 2009 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

VIdeo Game Movies, That Should Be Made.

Sorry if this has already been done. I have been franticly searching for info about movies based on video games that have been either rumored or confirmed. I have heard a lot of them, Dead Space, Bioshock, Tekken, Gears of War, Halo, obviously Prince of Persia, and God of War. GOW from what I heard is going to suck mostly due to a changed ending. But that’s neither here nor there. This is a list in hopes of sniffing out all the video games that have big screen possibilities. I would first star… Continue

Added by Spell My Name on November 21, 2009 at 10:30am — 1 Comment

Ninja Assassin Video Review by Daft Bot TV

And because some one is sure to doubt me, here's my ticket stub

For those of you doubting my opinion, saying that I'm wrong or that I suck, just wait until the Spill crew reviews it. I know they disliked it as well, but are embargoed about talking about it. They had a pre… Continue

Added by Kent on November 15, 2009 at 1:00am — 23 Comments

Morons at the Movies: Black Friday =/= Racist

With all this talk about Black Friday on the news and how Wal-Mart is going to try to prevent its yearly death knell (good luck, I say), a co-worker of mine was asking me the other day about Black Friday at the movies. I gave him the basic rundown on what usually happens. It’s not as bad as you would think. The day after Christmas, however, is a different story. Then, out of nowhere, he aske… Continue

Added by Zeek Slider on November 13, 2009 at 9:59am — 1 Comment

Movies that Influenced Star Wars

Films that were influences on Star Wars.... Continue

Added by ShowloonTV- Tomas Lee on November 9, 2009 at 5:36am — No Comments

Movie Masters episode 2: Horror movies

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Added by Curren Waters on November 8, 2009 at 7:53pm — No Comments

GET A FUCKIN LIFE LESBO

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Added by TRICKSTER on October 30, 2009 at 10:13pm — No Comments

Halloween Movies for you to Check Out

This is something from my blog. On my blog it will have trailers and stuff, I just dont feel like putting them in here. I guess I should cover some scary movies that you might want to check out. Maybe lets not so much do the typical stuff like The Ring. So once again Ill do 2 lists. The first being scary/horrifying movies and the second will be horror/halloween themed without really bein… Continue

Added by El Jeasel on October 30, 2009 at 12:37pm — 2 Comments

Time Out: Against the Clock Movies Ep#34 (ShowloonTV)

“There is no greater motivator than the last minute.” Anonymous Whilst Tomas is battling the clock to put an episode done in one take within 10min, he also takes a look at movies where the main protagonists are running against the clock. Featuring Breakdown, Out Of Time and Die Hard With A Vengeance…tick, tick, tick, tick….

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Added by ShowloonTV- Tomas Lee on October 25, 2009 at 8:07pm — No Comments

Sexiest Song I've Ever heard

I was going through some old DVD collection, and I stumbled into a little movie. The movie is a very famous movie from India and other southeastern Asia. If you ask any mid-twenties Indian or anyone from India which movie is the best movie, the most repeated answer would be SHOLAY, from 1975, (Amber in eng translation). The movie is a "curry" western, (kinda like "sphagetti western") and is a pretty good movie. Few of its dialogue may sound like a platitude, and that is because it has been copie… Continue

Added by Sgt. Osiris on October 24, 2009 at 1:22pm — No Comments

The Art of 1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die from 1902-1930 (1-50)

FINALLY the first part of "The Art of 1,001 Movie You Must See Before You Die" which features the lovely PodbayDoor (aka Noa from Amsterdam Spill Party) and Miss Mam'selle Hepzibah as they go through the silent era and the early days of talkies. Films like The Birth Of A Nation and The Jazz Singer has downright racist images a… Continue

Added by PvtSnafu on October 20, 2009 at 8:00pm — 9 Comments

LEOG Companion- Vol.3 #7: Live Action Heroes!

Inspired by the new "Where the Wild Things Are", this week on The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen we delve into one of our favorite subjects: Comic book adaptions!

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Added by Leon on October 16, 2009 at 10:27pm — 24 Comments

Horror movies to watch on Halloween

So my favorite time of the year is coming up….Halloween. I love Halloween. Halloween always brings out the most strange, horrific side of me. Halloween just has so much to offer whether it is dressing up in costume, trick ‘r treating, having a good scare, or watching tons and tons of horror movies. It seems like every year I’m always making a list of horror movies to watch. In a way it has become some what a tradition for me. But I also got to thinking way not show my list to everyone else so ma… Continue

Added by Movie Monster on October 15, 2009 at 7:35pm — 2 Comments

B-Movie Holocaust

This post is for my site, B-Movie Holocaust; a site dedicated to B-movies, music, toys, and culture. http://b-movieholocaust.blogspot.com/ Ive done a bunch of reviews, latest is Rockabilly Vampire a shitty Vampire flick released by Troma. Some more ive done are 2000 Maniacs… Continue

Added by theKappa02 on October 12, 2009 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Coming Soon: The Art of 1,001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Ok I'm about to do some very ambitious I mean this is Let's Do This the game AMBITIOUS! I did some artwork in the past but I'm going to do 1001 drawings all representing the films that is featured in the famous book:

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Added by PvtSnafu on October 11, 2009 at 7:00pm — 22 Comments

Morons at the Movies: Michael Moore Told Me I Could!

So this one guy comes in to watch the first show of Capitalism. Pretty normal stuff. Several hours later, he comes out follows by one of our more competent ushers. He then walks over to the manager on duty and begins talking. I eye the usher over to ask him what was going on, but I guess the question was in my glance. He immediately told me what happened. Apparently, this guy thought that he could get away with theatre hopping because of what was said in Michael Moore’s film about… Continue

Added by Zeek Slider on October 8, 2009 at 10:14pm — 10 Comments

Severed Thumbs: Zombieland

So before I start I'm going to just get some things straight. I know very little about film, my reviews are based on what I see and what I like and nothing else. My rating system is based off of what I perceive; as a disclaimer *and anyone who has known me long or well enough will agree to this* take whatever I say with a whole bloody shaker of salt. Now that that's done, ZOMBIELAND! Okay so I'm going to start with the first 10 minutes of the movie and my experiences and go from there. "cool,… Continue

Added by Cthulu Midget Baby on October 7, 2009 at 4:35am — No Comments

Horrific Real Life Theatre: Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door

Wow. A review of one of the most depressing films of all time.

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Added by Twackius on October 4, 2009 at 5:16am — No Comments

2009 Summer Movie Reviews

fantastic! screw those critics, I suppose they are just not big fans of summer blockbusters I gotta give the filmmakers credit fo trying to cram so much material under an hr and a half Hugh Jackman gives his all as Wolverine the movie is fierce, fast-paced, visceral and action packed alot… Continue

Added by Jon on September 30, 2009 at 6:33pm — No Comments