Paramount Pictures has sent out the newest poster for their upcoming adaptation of the best-selling zombie book "World War Z". Of course you might not realize that it's the adaptation of a best-selling novel about life after a zombie apocalypse because whoever is in charge of marketing has apparently decided to go with a look that we've absolutely never seen before anywhere else and have their protagonist (played by…

(Say goodbye to my only friend)

Let me tell you up front that I’m biased with this film because it’s the first in a long time that Al Pacino (Val), my favorite actor of all time, showed his dramatic, slightly bad-ass side. What I love the most is Christopher Walken’s…

Santa Claus (1959), from Mexico, 94 minutes

Starring José Elías Moreno, José Luis Aguirre, Armando Arriol    

     Why am I watching a Christmas movie in May?  Well, why aren't you?  

     Santa lives in outer space and fights the devil Pitch to save Christmas.  At Santa’s disposal is a snowy sweat shop full of tone deaf kids, wind up…

(White bwitch, dark bwitch, so many bwitches in the world)

This fairy tale is the most suitable for applying a dark concept because the story is scary enough to frighten the kids. This would be perfect for Guillermo Del Toro. Sadly, the only…

(Turning 16 isn’t always sweet)

After watching Warm Bodies recently, I started having hope for these teenage romance movies changing the legend of supernatural creatures we create. I won’t compare this to Twilight but…

Quick Change, starring Bill Murray, Geena Davis, Randy Quaid, Jason Robards

Directed by Howard Franklin and Bill Murray

Released July 13, 1990.  89 Minutes

   Here's a quick back story; I received this movie in a package from my mother, who apparently got this movie from my cousin and asked her to forward it to me, thinking I'd enjoy it.  I'm a Bill Murray fan, but I never heard of this movie…

(These corpses should read a lot of Nicholas Sparks’ books)

First of all, let’s not compare this to Twilight or those other horse spit girlie wet dream books because it’s not like that.…

John Carpenter is a living legend of the horror world. Though not responsible for inventing the slasher subgenre, his 1978 opus …

(It’s always sunny in Atlanta)

Oh Sparky, how come that you can turn a psychological thriller into a love story? This has the main character with a secret, the beach, the rain, the sappy romance and an abusive villain. But surprisingly,…

Ladies and gentlemen, freaks and geeks, nerds and dorks, homies, pimps, comrades, whatever the fuck you want to call yourself….last year, the major motion picture of the year came into the form of The Avengers and that movie pretty much rocked the year of 2012 with Marvel holding their ground as the premiere studio for comic book movies and the way they ended Phase 1 with a bang was very impressive to say the least and now that Phase 2 has started with the return of…

(No shoes, no shirt and they still got service)

The first minute set the bar high. Sadly, it’s very predictable, unoriginal and too sober. There is a tampon joke that’s so disgusting to the point that I hated it. The acting is good. The writing…

(Suit Up or Die Hard)

Avengers set the bar high for all superhero movies. IM3 had a lot of shoes to fill and questions to answer. I won’t spoil anything big because knowing a lot will surely ruin your viewing experience but don’t expect any Avenger in here. So I’ll just…

With the news that the upcoming Man of Steel will be the jump off point for DC to develop a Justice League movie I only had one question, how are they going to make Green Lantern work for it.  It’s no secret that Green Lantern was a mediocre middle of the road movie that should have been Training Day in space rather than the blatant product placement Masters of the Universe-esque snooze-fest that it was. In comparison…

Generally will be spoiler-free; though don't cry if I mention something that was already shown in the trailers. ;)

It is one of the dates in 2013 that we have all been waiting for, the opening to Marvel's Phase Two. And Tony Stark was given the first act, with the film I was quite honestly, a little…

(50 year old dudes can still kick your ass)

It had a promising Silent Scope start but don’t expect it to be a Mission Impossible because it’s 90% talk. It’s a hit-miss, suffering from several boredom moments but it drastically bounces back because of a progress in the story, a…

I saw "Iron Man 3" on April 24 a week prior to the film's May 3 U.S. release.  (Read my full review)  It was a mind-blowing film that is by far the best of the entire franchise.  It may also…