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Top Ten Worst Movies Of The Decade

I'm gonna cut the intro to this short because really the title pretty much sums it all up right here. Now I'm gonna list the movies that I think are the worst ever but if I do miss something out I'll be sure to add a follow up blog to this anyway let's get through this. Also these are just my options no one else's so yeah I don't want any hate or fucking spam please. 10-The love Guru (2008)

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Added by Lord Galvatron on December 4, 2009 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

Year One: Not as funny as I thought

Year One is the latest movie starring Jack Black. It is basically the story of the world since the beginning of time through the eyes of two cavemen. It has some funny moments and I hate to say it because I'm a big Jack Black fan but in general the movie its just plain and simple. The story isn't that interesting and the plot is kinda flat. The cast is good Jack Black as always is hilarious, he is the best one in the movie, Michael Cera is simply awful, I don't know but this guy has no personali… Continue

Added by Daniel on November 23, 2009 at 11:50pm — No Comments

Yeah, I Started Listening to Michael Jackson After He Died, Big Deal, Wanna Fight About it?

Alright look, I did not become a fan of Michael Jackson until after he died. I am not ashamed to admit that. This is a classic case of long time fans thinking that new fans are posers, in a nutshell. The fact of the matter is, when MJ was alive, all I ever saw of him was negative. My mind was ingrained with this idea that he was some kind of mentally unstable, pedophilic freak. At that point in my life, I didn't have much interest in listening to the music of someone whom I thought was a pedophi… Continue

Added by TheShape801 on November 15, 2009 at 2:31am — No Comments

Gentlemen Broncos REVIEW!

In walking into this screening, I wasn't particularly too excited to see this. I tried to distance myself for my personal hatred towards Jared Hess. I don't think Napoleon Dynamite was one of the funniest films of this generation, I thought it was painfully boring at times. I thought Nacho Libre was a bit funnier, but still pretty bland and boring. Now comes to this. I heard about what kind… Continue

Added by afg1988 on November 4, 2009 at 11:15am — 1 Comment

"This Is It" review

As a fan of the "old" Michael Jackson, I honestly had low expectations of this documentary. I figured it would be splices here and there of a tired and slightly crazed MJ, only half-assing his way through musical numbers. Boy, was I wrong. Not only was Michael Jackson completely on top of his game, the documentary itself was extraordinarily well-made and edited. The doco opened up with very poignant moments of some of the dancers, many of them emotional, about the opportunity to work with Jac… Continue

Added by TSweet7 on October 29, 2009 at 3:22pm — 2 Comments

The Hundred Word Review- Zombieland

Shoot and torture and mutilate and flambé and atomise and dissect and cannibalise and behead and lobotomise and sodomise and force feed faeces to ANYONE that spoils the cameo in this movie. Outside of the much talked about cameo it's actually a pretty good film despite Jesse Eisenberg’s best Mi… Continue

Added by jarlabrelk on October 26, 2009 at 11:16am — No Comments

The Forgettable Mr. Fox, Sorry! Fantastic Mr. Fox: The Review

Roald Dahl was a big part of my childhood reading. His stories, particularly the Revloting Rhymes along with the The Twits, always kept me interested and giggling with childish delight. They were fantastic children's stories and, prior to JK Rowling, were the only massive successes, critically and commercially, in the children's book market.… Continue

Added by Daedalus Ciarán on October 24, 2009 at 2:30pm — 9 Comments

Black Dynamite REVIEW!

If I was to describe this movie in one word?...DYNAMITE! God! I enjoyed the hell out of this film! This is a perfect send-off of old classic blaxploitation films. This film captured that vibe of a very low budget film that just had one thing going for it: a cool ass character and the biggest leading man for the role. I don't even think I can go as far as to call the film a parody, because w… Continue

Added by afg1988 on October 23, 2009 at 9:01am — No Comments

BLACK DYNAMITE review

It really sucks to see a really good movie not do well. BLACK DYNAMITE was released last Friday on limited screens. Here in Irvine, the movie has had no business. When I saw that the movie wouldn’t last another week, I had to make an early trip to the theater. I laughed my ass off watching the trailer and I was really looking forward to it. I was running late to see the movie because I didn’t want a front row seat. Luckily when I made it, the previews were still running but there were only 4 peo… Continue

Added by steveo151500 on October 23, 2009 at 5:46am — 4 Comments

Stan's review of: Black Dynamite

All you suckas gather 'round for this review, cause this sh*ts gonna be solid, ya dig me? Black Dynamite is a spoof of blaxploitation movies, such as Shaft and Superfly. The movie stars Michael Jai White as All-Pro Runningback Feronte Jones as Black Dynamite, who is a shaft-like cat that fights for his… Continue

Added by Daoutlaw on October 17, 2009 at 4:00am — 10 Comments

Megan Fox to Die in Transformers 3?

Source: IGN So apparently the Fox-Bay feud is going to be settled in the upcoming Transformers 3: Attack of the Explosions. The rumor mill is now spouting that Michael Bay wants to kill of Megan Fox's character in the first few scenes of the next movie to be replaced by an all-new hot (and most likely acting-deficient) star. Bay also wants to take pleasure in this by having her die in the goriest way possible (even… Continue

Added by QbanKnight on October 13, 2009 at 4:01pm — 99 Comments

Toy Story 3 trailer!

The full trailer for the long awaited sequel is now available. In this third chapter in the series Andy, the owner of Woody, Buzz, and all the other toys we've that populate his room, is grown and college bound. The toys think they can handle being second hand playthings, but when they're donated to a day care center they must make their escape from the over hyper, crazed toddlers. Toy Story 3 opens June 18, 2010.

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Added by The Spill Crew on October 11, 2009 at 12:51pm — 107 Comments

Nightmare on Elm Street Remake!? ...ARE YOU F*%$ING KIDDING ME!!??

Well...I just saw the poster, the cast, and the crew....wow....not in a good way...I'm outraged!!! Where do I begin? Well, we know that recent horror movie remakes have NOT been as good as the originals in the last few years, have they? (Fri. The 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween. NOTE: If there are people who like these movies, don't bash me, I mean nothing against you. I jst didn't like them.) So, why remake stuff!? This is my favorite slasher movie series of all time, but they have th… Continue

Added by Mr. Ichabod on October 11, 2009 at 12:32pm — 2 Comments

If The Great Hollywood Directors Directed some of the Disney Animated Classics? (A WTF?! BLOG)

This has been on mind for quite a while. I always wondered what would certain Disney Animated classics would look if big named and important directors got a hold of them, for good or ill. The following is would be taglines for their posters. Most of these taglines are borrowed from each of the director's own film posters. There are some that I tweaked a bit to fit with the film, others I left alone because it fit the film. If The Coen Brothers directed Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?… Continue

Added by PvtSnafu on October 9, 2009 at 10:30pm — 4 Comments

Brian Michael Bendis Talks About Comics, and Upcoming Marvel Movies

I was just browsing around, bored, but all of the sudden.. i saw in the corner of my eye, Brian Michael Bendis said Thor is going to be an Extravaganza. And i just had to see this :

Video Games - E3 2009 -

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Added by PirateLordBush on October 8, 2009 at 7:48am — No Comments

Capitalism - A Love Story - Audio Review

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Added by The Spill Crew on October 2, 2009 at 7:43am — 108 Comments

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Full Review

What did I say about the first live-action Transformers film? It sucked. No matter how much I run into this film by accident, it is still a lame movie. But at least, it… Continue

Added by MaxJayJay on September 30, 2009 at 11:30am — 1 Comment

Leon Reviews "GHOST OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST" (Blu-Ray)

A movie about a cocky, misogynistic womanizer? Ghosts of Girlfriends Past sounds less like it was written FOR Matthew McConaughey than it was written ABOUT… Continue

Added by Leon on September 30, 2009 at 2:50am — 3 Comments

Michael J. Bassett - Interview

Sure, Fantastic Fest is full of great films, many we might not have a chance to see on the big screen anywhere else. The other great part of the festival, however, is getting to meet many of the directors responsible for creating those films. To sit and chat with them with no pretensions as they mingle with the fans is a special treat. Michael J. Bassett is one of the few lucky directors to have his film 'Solomon Kane' featured at the festival. While in Texas he wanted to go out skeet shooting… Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on September 26, 2009 at 1:33pm — 31 Comments

From the Depths of the Vault: Thief

So I present to you, From the Depths of the Vault... Thief (1981), Starring James Caan, Directed by Michael Mann. When I was searching through the Vault I happened upon a movie I hadnt even heard of. Quick look at the rundown of the movie and you should be pumped. Heres the synopsis off Yahoo Movies: After 11 years in prison, an aging master safecracker (James Caan) decides to pull one more job befo… Continue

Added by El Jeasel on September 21, 2009 at 11:00pm — No Comments