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WARM BODIES (e-Review)
(These corpses should read a lot of Nicholas Sparks’ books)
First of all, let’s not compare this to Twilight or those other horse spit girlie wet dream books because it’s not like that.…
ContinueAdded by EMZreviews on May 17, 2013 at 6:54am — No Comments
TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (e-Review)
(The one that made me want to see the next Percy Jackson)
Normally, I laugh at stupid horror movies but this one tested my temper because it’s trying too hard to make a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel. They sure as hell humiliated not only the movie, but…
ContinueAdded by EMZreviews on May 6, 2013 at 11:30pm — No Comments
How To Solve The Justice League's Green Lantern Problem
With the news that the upcoming Man of Steel will be the jump off point for DC to develop a Justice League movie I only had one question, how are they going to make Green Lantern work for it. It’s no secret that Green Lantern was a mediocre middle of the road movie that should have been Training Day in space rather than the blatant product placement Masters of the Universe-esque snooze-fest that it was. In comparison…
ContinueAdded by D$ on April 27, 2013 at 9:01pm — 10 Comments
Rating-Rental
In case you have been living under a rock for the past decade, then you probably know that the world was supposed to end last year as predicted by fucking fools. So, I'm going to review the movie which is equally as fucking stupid. The movie stars John Cusack as a failed author who finds out that the world is ending, so he tries to take his family to safety from the oncoming apocalypse. The plot is downright silly, with dumb shit that makes no sense to an…
Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 4:11pm — No Comments
Rating-F**K YOU!!!
Holy fuck! I knew Russia made terrible movies but holy shit, this has to be the of the WORST science fiction films I have seen in years. If I had to choose which was worse: Skyline or well.... THIS, I'd have to choose this. I'd go as far to say that I'd rather watch Skyline twice…
Added by Peter Anders on December 29, 2012 at 7:30pm — No Comments
WRECH-IT RALPH: by Thadeus Brown
How many hits have Disney animations have? Earlier this year Brave was released in theaters, which was a huge it, both critically and in box office. In past years, Disney animations also produced hits in all three Toy Story movies, my personal favorite The Incredibles, Wall.E and so much more to name. To date, Disney animations has not made a bad movie…
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Plastic Joint review: Wreck-It-Ralph
http://www.plasticjoint.com/?p=3159
Wreck-It-Ralph (John C. Reilly), or Ralph for short, is a bad guy in a game 'Fix-It-Felix-Jr' (Felix played by Jack McBrayer). On the 30th anniversary of the game's release, Ralph got fed up with being treated horribly, so he decided to hop onto…
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Three for Three: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Argo and Sinister Reviews
For once, the actual author of the story set out to make his version of the story on film the definitive one! Not only that but Chbosky manages to convince anyone that his version of the story and its characters in this film should be the only version to be made. It's one of those rare films that…
Added by Caleb Kahn on October 13, 2012 at 1:13pm — No Comments
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is one of the worst action movies I have ever seen in my entire life. How do you fuck up a concept this simple? Robots beating the shit out of each other should’ve been awesome, yet dumbass Michael Bay found a way to fuck it up beyond belief.
Now,…
ContinueAdded by Peter Anders on August 5, 2012 at 5:06pm — 1 Comment
My Top 20 Favourite Raw Moments of All Time
Added by Deadly Dr Jay on July 24, 2012 at 12:21pm — No Comments
The Dark Knight Rises Review
Four years of build-up can do quite a lot. It gets the people pumped to see what's going to happen next, it raises the expectations considerably since the team behind the film is taking their time and since it's the end, people desperately want to know the fate of all…
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Why this film gets so much hate I'll never know, but I still love it. The plot is a bit simplistic however: the team basically has to stop a madman from unleashing a virus that has the potential to wipe out humanity. But the plot isn't what I love about this film, it is the…
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By now the the 2012 movie JOHN CARTER has phased in like a deceased Jedi right next to Waterworld and Ishtar as one of the biggest most expensive flops in the history of cinema. In truth, the movie isn't terrible. It fits somewhere between…
Added by Leon on March 12, 2012 at 8:00pm — 55 Comments
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